Conquer Club

For the 118th edition of the Dispatch, Chief Global Moderator TeeGee will be interrogated. Ask him anything!

Just how many kids and grand-kids do you actually have? Can you even count that high?

Your a legend? Who are you? Never heard of you. Course I don't get out much as before. What with the new guppies and all.

Do you think that was a question?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why TeeGee and not GeeTee?

Were you in any clans before KoRT and if so, what happened?

How many times a day are you whipped by josko?

what's it like living upside down?

You recently became a member of the best team on CC.... why are you not proudly displaying your purple?

When are you going to move back to Perth and come in from the darkside?

Who would you like to forum ban the most... Blake, Wham or KA?

Have you ever been warned about something you have done on CC?

What have rainbows done to you in the past for you to hate them so much?

Who is your all time favourite West Coast Eagles player, and why?

Have you ever been to an A.F.L. Grand Final?

If you could ban any member of CC with reason "just because", who would it be, and why?

If you could mod someone for just 1 day, who would it be, and why?

Do you think DemonFork not so secretly admires you?

what makes you so wonderful

If a local restaurant was legally serving human flesh would you order some?

Did you feel that TG would be too overly simplistic? Maybe too short and even a little trite for a screen name?

Was TeeGee the natural follow up solution? A sort of Nineteen Eighty Four?

How do you feel about the new designated positions in Kort?

Do you feel you can fully accomplish the needs that would be set upon you if we bestow Cow Milker to you?

Do you have any interest in the High Council of Kort? Thoughts or opinions?

8 Regent Magistrates of Kort could be named, to govern over 3 timezones each for turn safety.

Would you support such an idea? Would you be a willing governor in Kort?

If CC was turned into a star wars galactic Empire of a galaxy far far away, who do you feel Kort would most likely become in this alternate universe? Jedi or Sith?

Would you prefer Kort be neither? There are other options to consider. Being both hypothetical and fictional, you are not really limited in your response.

One of the newest positions of Kort is the new Regulations Officer of Kort. He regulates the beef supply. Do you feel the regulator is given enough power to accomplish this job to give all cows optimal health?

In this scenario, our beef is maintained numerically, and fluctuates up and down at the end of every game. Some games cause cows to get fatter or thinner.

We feed in groups of 2-4 more often then not. Do you have any thoughts as to how we might better regulate our beef supply?

Do you feel there is any risk of our beef supply being contaminated, and if other members of cc might draw some sort of contagion?

How do you feel about our security measures in preventing this thus far?

Do you have a running total of the liters of chocolate milk vs milk that Kort supplies CC on an annual basis? Will the herd be duly compensated for our services?

Upon entering Kort, all members become cows, and sometimes forget what existence was before being a cow.

Do you have any significant memories before becoming a cow yourself? Was it a very a difficult life then, compared to now?

Do you think we will ever play a Eurasia game together? If so, what do you think the settings will be?

Do you think you would be able to convince me to play a Eurasia game other than flat rate, sunny, chained? If so, how?

If there was a CC map called Tg, what would be the total surface area of the map in km squared? What would be the location? Would it be small or large map, would you have a preference?

Are my questions boring you? I have never been one to ramble endlessly, I think my questions are always quite pertinent in fact.

Do you eat your hamburgers with ketchup or mustard?

If you eat them with both, did you know a recent scientific study suggests this might be a sign of becoming a psychopath later in life?

How often do you spend sitting at the round table? Do you have a favourite spot?

As a kid, did you ever have troubles with the words Knights, and Nights? At what point did you realize that the K was silent and you were saying it wrong?

Did you ever think that Gnight was word?

How likely is it that you believe we will find another planet with life outside our solar system?

If you have to choose between f*ck Leonel Messi or that Leonel Messi poops on you face what would you choose?

do you still really want this job? lol

Are you tired of us cows yet?

(lol, he's not called "random" for nothing)

Do you wanna kill me yet, now that I've unleashed Random on you?

Have you ever had an imaginary friend. Do you have one now?

Do you dance to music like a crazy person when you think no one is looking?

Do you sing in the shower?

Have you met spleenfish yet and did he tell you anything we don't know about Fishydance? Can you tell?

What changes would you most like to see on Conquer Club?

How has the office of Chief Global Mod evolved under your leadership?

This thread is now locked. Answers will be coming soon!