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Re: FANTASY BASEBALL 2014 (poll added)

Postby tzor on Sat Sep 06, 2014 9:35 am

I'm loosing by one point but Bumgarner is pitching today so I'm OK. I'm really feeling consoled on these consolation games.
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Re: FANTASY BASEBALL 2014 (poll added)

Postby Serbia on Sat Sep 06, 2014 10:40 am

nietzsche wrote:
Serbia wrote:I'm losing in the championship game. I predicted this to Pixar months ago.

Bollocks.


you're winning by 48 right now


That's not the championship game I'm playing in this week you dimwit.

Btw, just lost Melky Cabrera for the season.

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Re: FANTASY BASEBALL 2014 (poll added)

Postby Serbia on Sun Sep 07, 2014 6:07 pm

I've got Hudson going tonight. I hope he sucks, mostly because I'm going to the game. He needs to play well enough to score a 0 or better, but he needs to not win. Don't lose, just don't win.

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Re: FANTASY BASEBALL 2014 (poll added)

Postby nietzsche on Sun Sep 07, 2014 6:48 pm

Serbia wrote:I've got Hudson going tonight. I hope he sucks, mostly because I'm going to the game. He needs to play well enough to score a 0 or better, but he needs to not win. Don't lose, just don't win.

Bollocks.


Would you like to see 3 HRs by Miggy?
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Re: FANTASY BASEBALL 2014 (poll added)

Postby Serbia on Mon Sep 08, 2014 5:20 pm

nietzsche wrote:
Serbia wrote:I've got Hudson going tonight. I hope he sucks, mostly because I'm going to the game. He needs to play well enough to score a 0 or better, but he needs to not win. Don't lose, just don't win.

Bollocks.


Would you like to see 3 HRs by Miggy?


I'm in two leagues this year. The other league, I've got money on the line, and Miggy in my lineup. I need him to do well. Problem is of course, Gabba has him in this league. I figure as long as V Mart homers every time Miggy does, it's a wash.

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Re: FANTASY BASEBALL 2014 (poll added)

Postby owenshooter on Mon Sep 08, 2014 7:06 pm

i don't play fantasy sports... i prefer to have sex with women... enjoy your games!!!-el Jesus negro

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Re: FANTASY BASEBALL 2014 (poll added)

Postby Serbia on Mon Sep 08, 2014 7:15 pm

owenshooter wrote:i don't play fantasy sports... i prefer to have sex with women... enjoy your games!!!-el Jesus negro



So is that code for "hang out on an internet gaming site for years"? Yeah, you're so much cooler than the rest of us.

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Re: FANTASY BASEBALL 2014 (poll added)

Postby owenshooter on Mon Sep 08, 2014 7:22 pm

Serbia wrote:So is that code for "hang out on an internet gaming site for years"? Yeah, you're so much cooler than the rest of us.

Bollocks.


pretty much my theme song...


and i am THIS cool...


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Re: FANTASY BASEBALL 2014 (poll added)

Postby nietzsche on Mon Sep 08, 2014 8:46 pm

Serbia you lucky SOB.


I pick up Stroman and he sucks for me, drop him, you get him and he's stellar. Same happened other times, your picks were no better than mine, for spot starters and yet you almost always get awesome outings out of them.

And you can argue that you chose the circumstances better, I added Stroman against TB and you did the same.
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Re: FANTASY BASEBALL 2014 (poll added)

Postby Serbia on Mon Sep 08, 2014 8:57 pm

nietzsche wrote:Serbia you lucky SOB.


I pick up Stroman and he sucks for me, drop him, you get him and he's stellar. Same happened other times, your picks were no better than mine, for spot starters and yet you almost always get awesome outings out of them.

And you can argue that you chose the circumstances better, I added Stroman against TB and you did the same.


Damn. 42 points out of a starter isn't bad.
I'd still be trailing you by over 150 though, so I'm not too excited.

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Re: FANTASY BASEBALL 2014 (poll added)

Postby tzor on Tue Sep 09, 2014 9:18 am

owenshooter wrote:i don't play fantasy sports... i prefer to have sex with women... enjoy your games!!!-el Jesus negro


You mean you can't do both? :-s
At the same time? :twisted:
Obviously this works better with Baseball, otherwise you would only have sex once a week with football.
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Re: FANTASY BASEBALL 2014 (poll added)

Postby nietzsche on Tue Sep 09, 2014 7:39 pm

Fucking Pixar is going to pass me today.

His starters are just too good.
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Re: FANTASY BASEBALL 2014 (poll added)

Postby nietzsche on Mon Sep 15, 2014 1:16 am

nietzsche vs Serbia for the Championship!!


I made a mess of moves to have 5 starters for Sunday and in the end I would've had a few more points if I hadn't lol.

I'm gonna kick Serbia's ass HARD.
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Re: FANTASY BASEBALL 2014 (poll added)

Postby tzor on Mon Sep 15, 2014 9:35 am

My team did pretty good with the consolation playoffs.

Whatever.

Probably do it again in the next round.

Whatever.
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Re: FANTASY BASEBALL 2014 (poll added)

Postby nietzsche on Tue Sep 16, 2014 3:52 am

Stupid Iwakuma.

But it's ok, Cashner saved me.

Serbia 7 points ahead with 1 start less.
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Re: FANTASY BASEBALL 2014 (poll added)

Postby nietzsche on Tue Sep 16, 2014 6:27 pm

FCUK

Ortiz, Arenado, Texeira and Mercer day-to-day... nice timing.
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Re: FANTASY BASEBALL 2014 (poll added)

Postby Serbia on Tue Sep 16, 2014 7:13 pm

Remember, I lost Stanton.

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Re: FANTASY BASEBALL 2014 (poll added)

Postby nietzsche on Tue Sep 16, 2014 7:46 pm

Serbia wrote:Remember, I lost Stanton.

Bollocks.


Well, that's his fault for swinging at a pitch to his face instead of ducking.
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Re: FANTASY BASEBALL 2014 (poll added)

Postby Serbia on Tue Sep 16, 2014 7:55 pm

nietzsche wrote:
Serbia wrote:Remember, I lost Stanton.

Bollocks.


Well, that's his fault for swinging at a pitch to his face instead of ducking.


I already knew it wasn't my fault, but thanks for clearing that up.

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Re: FANTASY BASEBALL 2014 (poll added)

Postby nietzsche on Wed Sep 17, 2014 2:16 am

At the end of day 2:

nietzsche 87
Serbia 102



place your bets gentlemen



Even Serbia is rooting for me, which he does only so that I don't get to throw my victory on his face. Oh but I will, I will enjoy it and make fun of him. I'll make so much fun of him that he won't be able to have an erection for a month.
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Re: FANTASY BASEBALL 2014 (poll added)

Postby Serbia on Wed Sep 17, 2014 5:25 pm

nietzsche wrote:At the end of day 2:

nietzsche 87
Serbia 102



place your bets gentlemen



Even Serbia is rooting for me, which he does only so that I don't get to throw my victory on his face. Oh but I will, I will enjoy it and make fun of him. I'll make so much fun of him that he won't be able to have an erection for a month.


This post just got me hard.

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Re: FANTASY BASEBALL 2014 (poll added)

Postby nietzsche on Thu Sep 18, 2014 2:45 pm

After day 3:

nietzsche: 231
Serbia: 124


And you're lucky the defense and the bullpen fucked Paxton.
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Re: FANTASY BASEBALL 2014 (poll added)

Postby nietzsche on Fri Sep 19, 2014 1:26 am

After day 4:

nietzsche: 276
Serbia: 134

Can Serbia recover from a 142-point deficit?
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Re: FANTASY BASEBALL 2014 (poll added)

Postby nietzsche on Sat Sep 20, 2014 1:16 am

After day 5:

nietzsche: 344
Serbia: 163

Poor Serbia.
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Re: FANTASY BASEBALL 2014 (poll added)

Postby Serbia on Sat Sep 20, 2014 7:22 am

nietzsche wrote:After day 5:

nietzsche: 344
Serbia: 163

Poor Serbia.


You've won, congrats. Just remember that I predicted I'd lose, in the championship game, early on in the season. This doesn't come as a shock to me.

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