Mr Changsha wrote:As China has gradually blocked all forms of western news from my life (which i thank my communist overlords for most surely) I have come to rely on off-topics to provide me with the news that matters. I might well be the only person in CC's history who actually uses this forum as a news service.
Mainly I lurk (and have done here for years) as I have honestly no idea about almost everything that is written here.
You never heard of a VPN?
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 3:37 pm
by Army of GOD
Changsha wouldn't know a VPN from UPN
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 7:14 pm
by Serbia
Hey all, my name is Serbia! I'm awesome. Also, pears.
Bollocks.
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2014 9:18 am
by tzor
Mr Changsha wrote:As China has gradually blocked all forms of western news from my life (which i thank my communist overlords for most surely) I have come to rely on off-topics to provide me with the news that matters. I might well be the only person in CC's history who actually uses this forum as a news service.
That's a scary thought (using this place as a news service) but then again, a lot of people watch cable news. Perhaps you are better off.
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 3:35 pm
by DoomYoshi
tzor wrote:
Mr Changsha wrote:As China has gradually blocked all forms of western news from my life (which i thank my communist overlords for most surely) I have come to rely on off-topics to provide me with the news that matters. I might well be the only person in CC's history who actually uses this forum as a news service.
That's a scary thought (using this place as a news service) but then again, a lot of people watch cable news. Perhaps you are better off.
Not really. I know Dukasaur also uses the place as a news service.
He just misses out on the truly important things in life, like the fashion pages:
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:19 pm
by BoganGod
Yoshi, do you have a colour copy of that must have pic? Need to add it to my spank bank asap. Thanks in advance
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 10:10 pm
by DoomYoshi
BoganGod wrote:Yoshi, do you have a colour copy of that must have pic? Need to add it to my spank bank asap. Thanks in advance
I have one that has white stains on it... do you want me to mail it?
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2014 10:00 am
by owenshooter
*middle finger*
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2014 12:24 pm
by BoganGod
DoomYoshi wrote:
BoganGod wrote:Yoshi, do you have a colour copy of that must have pic? Need to add it to my spank bank asap. Thanks in advance
I have one that has white stains on it... do you want me to mail it?
Scratch and sniff, classy. No need to pass the salt.
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2014 11:57 pm
by Funkyterrance
My name is funktyerrance and I am an addict.
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 9:51 am
by BoganGod
DoomYoshi wrote:
BoganGod wrote:Yoshi, do you have a colour copy of that must have pic? Need to add it to my spank bank asap. Thanks in advance
I have one that has white stains on it... do you want me to mail it?
Nah mate, you would mistake it for a stamp and lick it.....
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 3:14 pm
by Army of GOD
Funkyterrance wrote:My name is funktyerrance and I am an addict of cock.
yeah we know
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2014 8:27 pm
by JBlombier
In a drunk mood I almost made the mistake of properly introducing myself here. Now that I've read the actual topic, I've learnt that it's reasonably good for entertainment, but not worth my personal input. If this will be unstickied I might write a short novel about myself here. Then again, no one wants to read that.
Hmm, carry on, folks. Didn't mean to interfere.
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 4:30 pm
by notyou2
JBlombier wrote:In a drunk mood I almost made the mistake of properly introducing myself here. Now that I've read the actual topic, I've learnt that it's reasonably good for entertainment, but not worth my personal input. If this will be unstickied I might write a short novel about myself here. Then again, no one wants to read that.
Hmm, carry on, folks. Didn't mean to interfere.
French Newfoundlander
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 10:52 am
by Dukasaur
JBlombier wrote:In a drunk mood I almost made the mistake of properly introducing myself here. Now that I've read the actual topic, I've learnt that it's reasonably good for entertainment, but not worth my personal input. If this will be unstickied I might write a short novel about myself here. Then again, no one wants to read that.
Hmm, carry on, folks. Didn't mean to interfere.
Actually, that's not entirely true.
I think most of us would like to know more about the lives of others that we deal with.
Very few have used the thread for what it was originally intended for, but every now and then someone has. If you want to genuinely introduce yourself, go right ahead.
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 11:28 am
by Serbia
Hello, I'm Serbia. Pleased to meet you. Nice to know me. What's the message; will you show me?
Bollocks.
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 10:47 am
by notyou2
Serbia wrote:Hello, I'm Serbia. Pleased to meet you. Nice to know me. What's the message; will you show me?
Hi, I'm Skittles, I've been here for a while, and I take at least 4 shits a day. Not because of the skittles (which I don't even eat)
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 7:12 pm
by Serbia
I've been waiting a long time now. Now here's the answer; you're all mine now.
Bollocks.
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 7:14 pm
by notyou2
Intestinal Bulemia?
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2015 9:00 pm
by BigBallinStalin
I deem this thread somewhat necessary. Without an introductory sticky thread, new members would have no idea what to do, feel isolated, and then quickly leave. Thank Lord CC for saving the fora!
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 11:51 am
by Symmetry
BigBallinStalin wrote:I deem this thread somewhat necessary. Without an introductory sticky thread, new members would have no idea what to do, feel isolated, and then quickly leave. Thank Lord CC for saving the fora!
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 3:27 pm
