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Postby DaGip on Wed Sep 24, 2014 10:18 pm

Really? Why does the Book of Enki (written before the fucking Bible) tell a story of traveling through the solar system and describing both Uranus and Neptune to a fucking tee? Also, it describes the asteroid belt between Jupiter and Mars? On top of that, it also tells us about the "Face on Mars" and whose fucking face it was? In addition, it explains the genetically manufactured creatures/slaves of the ADAMU (Earthings or Adams) that were created originally to help mine gold to fix the giant hole in the Annunaki's home planet's atmosphere?

It also explains the purpose of the Great Pyramids and how some of the Annunaki used NUCLEAR WEAPONS upon the earth!

Then there are the Christians that simplify everything and just say: "Trust in Christ! Have fucking Faith! God has a plan for everything!" and the "devil" was a fucking talking SNAKE in a tree!

No explanations...just faith and "believe".

I poop on your religion.

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Re: Is the Majority of Threads just Fucking Spam?

Postby Serbia on Wed Sep 24, 2014 10:36 pm

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Re: Is the Majority of Threads just Fucking Spam?

Postby notyou2 on Thu Sep 25, 2014 6:49 am

Da Gip, may I borrow that book?



Ohh, and this thread was reported for spam.
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Re: Is the Majority of Threads just Fucking Spam?

Postby owenshooter on Thu Sep 25, 2014 8:27 am

you know... it's kind of funny that you are staking so much faith in a translation of mesopotamian iconography and symbology done by a crack pot, and not in my interpretation of the same material, which is the basis of my very own religion... the black jesus is flabbergasted...-Jésus noir

whatever... i don't believe anything Free Masons declare...
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Re: Is the Majority of Threads just Fucking Spam?

Postby DaGip on Thu Sep 25, 2014 7:15 pm

owenshooter wrote:you know... it's kind of funny that you are staking so much faith in a translation of mesopotamian iconography and symbology done by a crack pot, and not in my interpretation of the same material, which is the basis of my very own religion... the black jesus is flabbergasted...-Jésus noir

whatever... i don't believe anything Free Masons declare...


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Re: Is the Majority of Threads just Fucking Spam?

Postby DaGip on Thu Sep 25, 2014 7:18 pm

notyou2 wrote:Da Gip, may I borrow that book?



Ohh, and this thread was reported for spam.
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Postby pimpdave on Fri Sep 26, 2014 6:46 am

I thought the purpose of the pyramids was to give all the excess labor something to do. See cause they invented the domestication of the cat, which freed up all kinds of man power that had previously been protecting grain from rats. So the slaves had to do something. Hence the Sphinx and the pyramids.
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Re: Is the Majority of Threads just Fucking Spam?

Postby tzor on Fri Sep 26, 2014 10:37 am

pimpdave wrote:I thought the purpose of the pyramids was to give all the excess labor something to do.


The purpose of the pyramids was to give the leaders something to do. Long before professional sports ruled the world, the leaders of Egypt looked towards the heavens and one of them said, "when you look at it long enough, that funny line in the sky looks a lot like the river."

"Ah yes," the other one said, "that lovely river that floods and waters all of the fields."

"And those stars are right next to the river."

"I know that part of the river."

"We could build our own stars next to the river. It would be so lovely."

"And a monument to ourselves."

"It would be great, we could even put in special passages that pointed to the real stars and everything."

"Silly, but I'll go for it."

"And we could live there like forever."

"You sure about that?"

"Well, it beats the current system of hiding ourselves in mountain sides for eternity. We can hide ourselves in plain sight!"

"Well the mortuary industry is going to love this!"
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Re: Is the Majority of Threads just Fucking Spam?

Postby DaGip on Fri Sep 26, 2014 4:28 pm

Nice idea, however...not true.

The Pyramids were first erected as giant space port lights guiding the ANNUNAKI into Ki's first civilization and space outpost. When flying their Celestial Chariots through Earth's atmosphere, they were guided by port lights located from Mount Ararat down to the Fertile Valley where they would drop off more IGIGI workers to mine for gold. When a large enough shipment was found and processed into very fine gold dust powder, they then would rocket it up into space from the now ruined temple of Baalbek located in Lebanon.

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Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Sep 26, 2014 7:19 pm

I think the aliens designed the ground around here. Wherever I go, it's right underneath me. Astounding.
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Re: Is the Majority of Threads just Fucking Spam?

Postby tzor on Fri Sep 26, 2014 8:06 pm

DaGip wrote:Nice idea, however...not true.


The Orion correlation theory is far more possible than some junk theory that involves Jerusalem (a bronze age settlement at the time of the construction of the pyramids of Giza).

So Riddle me this. If the pyramids are lights ... where are the [CENSORED] lights?
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Re: Is the Majority of Threads just Fucking Spam?

Postby DaGip on Sat Sep 27, 2014 5:42 am

tzor wrote:
DaGip wrote:Nice idea, however...not true.


The Orion correlation theory is far more possible than some junk theory that involves Jerusalem (a bronze age settlement at the time of the construction of the pyramids of Giza).

So Riddle me this. If the pyramids are lights ... where are the [CENSORED] lights?


It's been over ten thousand years since the majority of the ANNUNAKI decided to leave because of the extermination event. The ANNUNAKI that decided to remain on Earth with the Humans were still considered Gods and Worshiped, though the remaining ANNUNAKI knew they were sorely outnumbered. The small vestige of ANNUNAKI remained and interbred with Humans and created the Pharaoh line of succession, ending with the over throw of AKHENATEN and the murder of his line and seed: TUTANKHAMUN. The first Human line of succession was put into place at that time--RAMSES I.

Now that the ANNUNAKI were gone, the Humans were left on their own. They didn't know how to make, fix, or repair the port lights; so eventually they just got thrown away underneath the left paw of the SPHINX. A secret room that has yet to be discovered.

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Re: Is the Majority of Threads just Fucking Spam?

Postby Endgame422 on Sat Sep 27, 2014 6:44 am

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Re: Is the Majority of Threads just Fucking Spam?

Postby AAFitz on Sat Sep 27, 2014 7:19 am

DaGip wrote:
tzor wrote:
DaGip wrote:Nice idea, however...not true.


The Orion correlation theory is far more possible than some junk theory that involves Jerusalem (a bronze age settlement at the time of the construction of the pyramids of Giza).

So Riddle me this. If the pyramids are lights ... where are the [CENSORED] lights?


It's been over ten thousand years since the majority of the ANNUNAKI decided to leave because of the extermination event. The ANNUNAKI that decided to remain on Earth with the Humans were still considered Gods and Worshiped, though the remaining ANNUNAKI knew they were sorely outnumbered. The small vestige of ANNUNAKI remained and interbred with Humans and created the Pharaoh line of succession, ending with the over throw of AKHENATEN and the murder of his line and seed: TUTANKHAMUN. The first Human line of succession was put into place at that time--RAMSES I.

Now that the ANNUNAKI were gone, the Humans were left on their own. They didn't know how to make, fix, or repair the port lights; so eventually they just got thrown away underneath the left paw of the SPHINX. A secret room that has yet to be discovered.

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Ok, so answer me this then: So aliens that could fly from star to star needed some lights to land on earth....so why did they need their lights on top of pyramids?

I mean, we land planes and space ships all the time, and we didnt wasted billions of man hours building pyramids for the lights, so why would an advanced technological society need lights, on top of pyramids?

My point is, mostly. This is fucking stupid.
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Re: Is the Majority of Threads just Fucking Spam?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sat Sep 27, 2014 3:47 pm

Since when can the majority of threads f*ck spam?
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Re: Is the Majority of Threads just Fucking Spam?

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Sep 27, 2014 4:08 pm

More importantly, what does SPAM have to do with PYRAMIDS?

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Re: Is the Majority of Threads just Fucking Spam?

Postby tzor on Mon Sep 29, 2014 12:44 pm

Dukasaur wrote:More importantly, what does SPAM have to do with PYRAMIDS?


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Re: Is the Majority of Threads just Fucking Spam?

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:35 pm

Spamalot. It'll revive in some form or another.
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Re: Is the Majority of Threads just Fucking Spam?

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:41 pm

I fucked spam once.

I don't recommend it.
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Re: Is the Majority of Threads just Fucking Spam?

Postby DaGip on Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:06 pm

Army of GOD wrote:I fucked spam once.

I don't recommend it.
Was it still in the can?
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Postby Dukasaur on Mon Sep 29, 2014 8:03 pm

DaGip wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I fucked spam once.

I don't recommend it.
Was it still in the can?

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Re: Is the Majority of Threads just Fucking Spam?

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Sep 29, 2014 11:06 pm

No but it was wetter than Serbia's mom
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Re: Is the Majority of Threads just Fucking Spam?

Postby Serbia on Tue Sep 30, 2014 8:58 pm

Army of GOD wrote:No but it was wetter than Serbia's mom


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Re: Is the Majority of Threads just Fucking Spam?

Postby tkr4lf on Wed Oct 01, 2014 9:59 pm

DaGip wrote:
tzor wrote:
DaGip wrote:Nice idea, however...not true.


The Orion correlation theory is far more possible than some junk theory that involves Jerusalem (a bronze age settlement at the time of the construction of the pyramids of Giza).

So Riddle me this. If the pyramids are lights ... where are the [CENSORED] lights?


It's been over ten thousand years since the majority of the ANNUNAKI decided to leave because of the extermination event. The ANNUNAKI that decided to remain on Earth with the Humans were still considered Gods and Worshiped, though the remaining ANNUNAKI knew they were sorely outnumbered. The small vestige of ANNUNAKI remained and interbred with Humans and created the Pharaoh line of succession, ending with the over throw of AKHENATEN and the murder of his line and seed: TUTANKHAMUN. The first Human line of succession was put into place at that time--RAMSES I.

Now that the ANNUNAKI were gone, the Humans were left on their own. They didn't know how to make, fix, or repair the port lights; so eventually they just got thrown away underneath the left paw of the SPHINX. A secret room that has yet to be discovered.

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Re: Is the Majority of Threads just Fucking Spam?

Postby DaGip on Wed Oct 01, 2014 11:33 pm

tkr4lf wrote:
DaGip wrote:
tzor wrote:
DaGip wrote:Nice idea, however...not true.


The Orion correlation theory is far more possible than some junk theory that involves Jerusalem (a bronze age settlement at the time of the construction of the pyramids of Giza).

So Riddle me this. If the pyramids are lights ... where are the [CENSORED] lights?


It's been over ten thousand years since the majority of the ANNUNAKI decided to leave because of the extermination event. The ANNUNAKI that decided to remain on Earth with the Humans were still considered Gods and Worshiped, though the remaining ANNUNAKI knew they were sorely outnumbered. The small vestige of ANNUNAKI remained and interbred with Humans and created the Pharaoh line of succession, ending with the over throw of AKHENATEN and the murder of his line and seed: TUTANKHAMUN. The first Human line of succession was put into place at that time--RAMSES I.

Now that the ANNUNAKI were gone, the Humans were left on their own. They didn't know how to make, fix, or repair the port lights; so eventually they just got thrown away underneath the left paw of the SPHINX. A secret room that has yet to be discovered.

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