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Biden's Gastrointestinal Issues Continue to Cause Probs

Postby saxitoxin on Sat Oct 30, 2021 1:57 pm

According to Jerry Tarkanian's daughter in law, Biden's photo opp with the Pope was canceled at the last minute after the president wet himself. Purportedly, Biden has a previously undisclosed bladder issue.

https://twitter.com/MrsT106/status/1454 ... 4_CUQ&s=19

Shame on Jill and Hunter for pushing this elderly old man to run for president. He should be able to use his final days at home resting.
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Re: Report Circulating that Biden Soiled Himself

Postby riskllama on Sat Oct 30, 2021 2:05 pm

sounds a lot like the last potus... :? . man, the more things change, the more they stay the same. amirite?
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Postby 2dimes on Sat Oct 30, 2021 11:04 pm

It's just urine. Come on man,

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Re: Report Circulating that Biden Soiled Himself

Postby saxitoxin on Sun Oct 31, 2021 11:52 am

According to new reports it appears he had an involuntary bowel movement.

The ‘Rumor in Rome’ is That Biden Pooped His Pants When He Met the Pope

President Biden’s trip to Rome to meet the Pope ahead of the G20 was a bit messier than expected, according to unofficial media accounts. The 78-year-old president met with the Pope before heading off to meet with Italian Prime Minister Draghi and then President of France Emmanuel Macron on Friday. He then attended the G20 summit on Saturday, and finally, he is slated to attend the COP26 climate summit in Glasgow, Scotland on Sunday.

On Thursday, the Vatican created a stir by suddenly canceling the live broadcast of President Biden meeting with Pope Francis without providing an explanation. The Holy See has implemented a restrictive media environment, including bans on independent media access in certain areas of the Vatican. As the Washington Post reported on Thursday, the live broadcast was severely restricted.

This is relevant because the limited access for the media that the Vatican has imposed, attributing it to the pandemic, has created an atmosphere where rumors can go flying. The Washington Post account is worth considering before delving into whether or not a Biden ‘bathroom accident’ became an issue at the meeting with the Pope.

https://beckernews.com/2-the-rumor-in-r ... ope-42826/
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Re: Report Circulating that Biden Soiled Himself

Postby therozza on Sun Oct 31, 2021 4:13 pm

Why didn't Trump's team think of putting this out to discredit Bi...
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Re: Report Circulating that Biden Soiled Himself

Postby therozza on Sun Oct 31, 2021 4:15 pm

was anyone playing backgammon during all this?
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Re: Report Circulating that Biden Soiled Himself

Postby saxitoxin on Sun Oct 31, 2021 5:39 pm

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The neutral factcheckers (the ones who claimed the laptop wasn't Hunter Biden's until they had to retract their own factchecks) are rating this "mostly false" which leaves a lot of room for interpretation.

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Re: Report Circulating that Biden Soiled Himself

Postby 2dimes on Mon Nov 01, 2021 6:58 am

So he peed his pants and sharted but it probably wasn't very violent?
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Re: Report Circulating that Biden Soiled Himself

Postby KoolBak on Mon Nov 01, 2021 8:56 am

Whole new level to the question "Does the pope shit in the woods?"

More like "Does sloppy joe shit on the pope?" Lmfao

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Re: Biden's Gastrointestinal Issues Continue to Cause Probs

Postby saxitoxin on Sat Nov 06, 2021 6:06 pm

According to a new report, Biden was violently flatulent during a recent audience with the Duchess of Cornwall. This comes following earlier reports he had an involuntary bowel movement in front of Pope Francis.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... ummit.html

Loss of control of bodily functions often occurs in late stage, severe dementia.
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Re: Biden's Gastrointestinal Issues Continue to Cause Probs

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Nov 06, 2021 6:37 pm

Wind-breaking news.
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