Conquer Club

I did this in about five minutes. I figured we needed something to lighten up the Foundry a bit.

No army circles yet - I thought maybe qwert would help with that.

What in the Lord's name is this? I've hated all the abstract maps, but this is insane! Get a life!

this was a good 30 seconds of laughter.

but seriously, i think the pencil should be two continents, one for the eraser and one for the rest.

ok we are getting somewhere

i like the combination of abstract parts and realistic parts
why didnt i think of it

maybe you should make the relationship between the gun and the spermdonationroom a bit more intense
sexually symbolicly or something
maybe you should take a hunting rifle
so its about the man eating animals
and having sex

I definitely lolled.

Antjo, I don't know whether you've realised but hes taking the piss. Its a pastiche of all the shit ideas and rubbish graphics we;ve had in the foundry...

But it needs another continent - The Alphabet!

QUENCH!!!! is it just me, or did antjo take the map seriously?

serious ends where humor begins

I'm laughing.. hard

i see a few problems.
1. copyrigth for plasagna sperm room and the pen. email the authors and ask for permission (the gun barrel is just a googled pic with no cpyright issues so it's ok)
2. spermdonationroom should be connected to the crotch not the stomach and it should be only one way. i've seen that stuff come out but never go gack in.
it's not realistic.
3. i forgot about the rubik's cube copyright but i just found out i'm the lost twin (the evil twin) of Ernő Rubik and perhaps i'll give you permission in exchange for some of the organs there, they look yummy.
4. don't let qwert do the army shadows, i want to play this map now. if you let qwert do it we'll get to quench this in september 2010

DiM wrote:i see a few problems.
1. copyrigth for plasagna sperm room and the pen. email the authors and ask for permission (the gun barrel is just a googled pic with no cpyright issues so it's ok)
2. spermdonationroom should be connected to the crotch not the stomach and it should be only one way. i've seen that stuff come out but never go gack in.
it's not realistic.
3. i forgot about the rubik's cube copyright but i just found out i'm the lost twin (the evil twin) of Ernő Rubik and perhaps i'll give you permission in exchange for some of the organs there, they look yummy.
4. don't let qwert do the army shadows, i want to play this map now. if you let qwert do it we'll get to quench this in september 2010

This isn't a real map. omfggg. Stop taking it seriously.

you're mistaken my good chap. i've personally talked to oaktown and andy and they said this map is really good. it will probably hold the record for fastest quenched map. if they solve the copyright issues. andy said something about offering premium as a bribe to the others.

Guiscard wrote:Antjo, I don't know whether you've realised but hes taking the piss. Its a pastiche of all the shit ideas and rubbish graphics we;ve had in the foundry...

Actually, I think antjo is extremely creative... misunderstood... ahead of his time perhaps. Keep at it antjo - someday we will embrace your bubble and sperm.

I was just thinking it would be fun to throw together all of the ideas that have, in one way or another, made me grin or laugh. I actually think there are some good things about all of these maps, but they will never again see the light of day.

oaktown wrote:Actually, I think antjo is extremely creative... misunderstood... ahead of his time perhaps. Keep at it antjo - someday we will embrace your bubble and sperm.

actually i don't want to embrace his sperm. you do it.

Skittles! wrote:

DiM wrote:i see a few problems.
1. copyrigth for plasagna sperm room and the pen. email the authors and ask for permission (the gun barrel is just a googled pic with no cpyright issues so it's ok)
2. spermdonationroom should be connected to the crotch not the stomach and it should be only one way. i've seen that stuff come out but never go gack in.
it's not realistic.
3. i forgot about the rubik's cube copyright but i just found out i'm the lost twin (the evil twin) of Ernő Rubik and perhaps i'll give you permission in exchange for some of the organs there, they look yummy.
4. don't let qwert do the army shadows, i want to play this map now. if you let qwert do it we'll get to quench this in september 2010

This isn't a real map. omfggg. Stop taking it seriously.

Do you think he's taking it seriously?

Guiscard wrote:

Skittles! wrote:

DiM wrote:i see a few problems.
1. copyrigth for plasagna sperm room and the pen. email the authors and ask for permission (the gun barrel is just a googled pic with no cpyright issues so it's ok)
2. spermdonationroom should be connected to the crotch not the stomach and it should be only one way. i've seen that stuff come out but never go gack in.
it's not realistic.
3. i forgot about the rubik's cube copyright but i just found out i'm the lost twin (the evil twin) of Ernő Rubik and perhaps i'll give you permission in exchange for some of the organs there, they look yummy.
4. don't let qwert do the army shadows, i want to play this map now. if you let qwert do it we'll get to quench this in september 2010

This isn't a real map. omfggg. Stop taking it seriously.

Do you think he's taking it seriously?

yes of course i am
do you mock my more than serious sugestions?
how dare you?

i challenge you to join oaktown and embrace antjo's sperm

Is there some sort of Hall of Fame we can put this in?

what is the deal with the fad for abstract maps right now? anyway trymaking somthing normal

Jack0827 wrote:what is the deal with the fad for abstract maps right now? anyway trymaking somthing normal

Shut up. Its a great map.

Quench!

Guiscard wrote:

Jack0827 wrote:what is the deal with the fad for abstract maps right now? anyway trymaking somthing normal

Shut up. Its a great map.

Quench!

not yet, the army numbers are a bit off. also please post the xml. andy asked for it.

No these not good. Where its my map part of these multiple map

wtf is this? lol

qwert wrote:No these not good. Where its my map part of these multiple map

Its coming in September

Ok These Fair, I will be happy to see these multiple author map who never be quenche in 1 map, these its great idea, good job oaktown, you get my suuport for these project.