Conquer Club

Which one player would you draft to join TOFU?
What do you see as the future for Conquer Club?
One a scale of "hate it" to "want to blow my brains out," how thrilled are you about the way the most recent version of Firefox works with BOB and the CC site?

It's the zombie apocalypse!
Do you think your pond building or your conquer club skills have better prepared you to survive?
Would you rather fight zombies with a group of pirates or ninjas?
Which CC player do you want at your side when you face the zombies?

why don't you answer the questions?

What is your favourite crash site of all time? Please, ONLY choose one.
Is it true you are currently hunting the platnium medal for 'total characters in posts'?
What is the difference between 'cum', 'come' and 'comme'? 'Beer', 'bear' and 'bare'?

Chris' answers might be ready for tomorrow's Dispatch. Then again, they might not... I think this one has been successful beyond my wildest dreams...