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Re: Knights of the Round Table - - MOOO!

Postby Bruceswar on Mon Jul 15, 2013 3:28 pm

fishydance wrote:
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niMic wrote:We have womenfolk!

typing this means you've never tried a goat before! :D


Are you saying you have? :shock:



Goat is a common food in many places. :)
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Re: Knights of the Round Table - - MOOO!

Postby fishydance on Mon Jul 15, 2013 3:34 pm

Bruceswar wrote:
fishydance wrote:
Genoke wrote:
niMic wrote:We have womenfolk!

typing this means you've never tried a goat before! :D


Are you saying you have? :shock:


Goat is a common food in many places. :)


I don't think he was talking about goat as food :lol:
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Re: Knights of the Round Table - - MOOO!

Postby Bruceswar on Mon Jul 15, 2013 3:46 pm

fishydance wrote:
Bruceswar wrote:
fishydance wrote:
Genoke wrote:
niMic wrote:We have womenfolk!

typing this means you've never tried a goat before! :D


Are you saying you have? :shock:


Goat is a common food in many places. :)


I don't think he was talking about goat as food :lol:



I meant both. ;) lol j/k if the other way then.... :shock: :shock:
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Re: Knights of the Round Table - - MOOO!

Postby freakns on Tue Jul 16, 2013 1:39 am

Genoke wrote:
niMic wrote:We have womenfolk!

typing this means you've never tried a goat before! :D

qft!
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Re: Knights of the Round Table - - MOOO!

Postby niMic on Tue Jul 16, 2013 1:52 am

We don't have many goats up here.

We do have moose, though. They're great.
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Re: Knights of the Round Table - - MOOO!

Postby josko.ri on Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:22 am

Welcome HA, I hope you will find your permanent home among us ;)
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Re: Knights of the Round Table - - MOOO!

Postby HardAttack on Tue Jul 16, 2013 8:01 am

thank you a lot friends for your kind wellcomes, :)
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Re: Knights of the Round Table - - MOOO!

Postby Shannon Apple on Tue Jul 16, 2013 6:00 pm

This escalated quickly...

I had no idea that Genoke was into goats o.o
But then again... it is Genoke, and he's crazy, so... :lol:
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Re: Knights of the Round Table - - MOOO!

Postby BoganGod on Wed Jul 17, 2013 1:18 am

niMic wrote:We don't have many goats up here.

We do have moose, though. They're great.


Moose? Eh, yesterdays quadruped. Draq pioneered every known perversity and inter-species interface(both hardware and software) possible with the humble moose. End result - Draq is now quality testing goats for mrpanzergeneral. It doesn't take more than one person to lift/"man handle" a goat. No step ladder/soap box required with goats. Goats do not require a specialised diet nor do they have a narrow climate/temperature range for optimal growth/attractiveness.

Congratulations on picking up HardAttack I hope he finds, happiness, acceptance, fun, and challenging games with Kort.

I have a question for you Bruce, born completely from idle curiosity. How in the hell did you manage to find a terabyte of high def video of camels in heels fornicating that HA didn't already own(or hadn't produced himself?)?

Seems to me that Kort has zoophilia contacts that would put the average dutch, brazilian or german smut merchant to shame. If you were serious about recruiting freakns might I suggest searching - ferret,twink, rough, sailor, glt, foot, plushies, smoking. Footage combining the afore mentioned would be an irresistible lure for the freak master.

In all seriousness, I wish HardAttack a long and happy time with Kort. Well done Kort, your lucky to have him.

No livestock, laboratory animals,sex droids, or vertically challenged hominoids were harmed in the making of this post. All views expressed in relation to inter-species "extracurricular" activities are entirely based on hearsay from twisted sources. BoganGod and other members of the whitetrash pantheon do not hold with non consenting animal intercourse. Nor do we accept Bruceswar's narrow definition of implied consent
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Re: Knights of the Round Table - - MOOO!

Postby HardAttack on Wed Jul 17, 2013 2:38 am

wellcome back uncle; truely you were missed :)

i am a noob m8, hehe,
i am not any sure if i deserve of these your kind words, cheers, thanks.
about the lucky part, i feel it is me to be very lucky the day they announced me wellcome in HA :)

O:)
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Postby merch313 on Wed Nov 20, 2013 12:13 pm

Welcome to All Black Rugby & davekettering to the pasture =D>

MoooOooooOOo
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Re: Knights of the Round Table - - MOOO!

Postby fishydance on Wed Nov 20, 2013 12:36 pm

merch313 wrote:Welcome to All Black Rugby & davekettering to the pasture =D>

MoooOooooOOo


Mickey, for this grand occasion, I think you need to make them custom signatures of their choice. We all know what awesome sigs you make :D
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Re: Knights of the Round Table - - MOOO!

Postby Shannon Apple on Wed Nov 20, 2013 1:15 pm

Welcome guys.

As for sigs, Cowboyz wants them to wear Mickey's latest masterpiece! :lol:
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Re: Knights of the Round Table - - MOOO!

Postby fishydance on Wed Nov 20, 2013 1:30 pm

Shannon Apple wrote:Welcome guys.

As for sigs, Cowboyz wants them to wear Mickey's latest masterpiece! :lol:
Oops!


Or they could wear nothing at all .. I kinda like that option :P
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Re: Knights of the Round Table - - MOOO!

Postby Shannon Apple on Wed Nov 20, 2013 1:54 pm

fishydance wrote:
Shannon Apple wrote:Welcome guys.

As for sigs, Cowboyz wants them to wear Mickey's latest masterpiece! :lol:
Oops!


Or they could wear nothing at all .. I kinda like that option :P

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Re: Knights of the Round Table - - MOOO!

Postby BoganGod on Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:23 pm

When are you pedestrian elitist snobs going to make a sig worthy of HA. Currently he looks like the much abused step daughter locked in the closet. Why have such a vibrant player looking so monochrome. Jealous small minded haters, treat your staff properly. This type of discrimination against non european or american players is almost worthy of a C&A report. I asked HA about this, poor chap was embarrassed just muttered something about they say I haven't kissed the picture of bruce often enough and changed the subject. I hope there is no truth to the rumour that freakns is teaching HA serbian. Would hate for Kort to lose such a talented player. Say it isn't so.


Shameful Conduct. Equality in sig's D-

Need to see improvement before the next report from the Combating Ugly Negatives Team Supervisor
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Re: Knights of the Round Table - - MOOO!

Postby fishydance on Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:36 pm

BoganGod wrote:When are you pedestrian elitist snobs going to make a sig worthy of HA. Currently he looks like the much abused step daughter locked in the closet. Why have such a vibrant player looking so monochrome. Jealous small minded haters, treat your staff properly. This type of discrimination against non european or american players is almost worthy of a C&A report. I asked HA about this, poor chap was embarrassed just muttered something about they say I haven't kissed the picture of bruce often enough and changed the subject. I hope there is no truth to the rumour that freakns is teaching HA serbian. Would hate for Kort to lose such a talented player. Say it isn't so.


Shameful Conduct. Equality in sig's D-

Need to see improvement before the next report from the Combating Ugly Negatives Team Supervisor


I offered him my sig, but he didn't take me up on the offer. Said something about it being too fishy..... :lol:
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Re: Knights of the Round Table - - MOOO!

Postby BoganGod on Sun Nov 24, 2013 4:57 am

moving story fishy, moooving story indeed. However I feel you as a clan should recognise the great wrong you are doing by slighting such a visionary player. After a moment to berate yourselves for your collective callousness and shameful inattention you should unite in making HA feel loved and truly welcome. I'm not demanding a miracle, no need for an animated short film of the love story between a cow and camel. Just one of the great sigs you as a clan are renowned for.
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Re: Knights of the Round Table - - MOOO!

Postby Shannon Apple on Sun Nov 24, 2013 6:50 am

HA said my sig was too cute. No pleasing some people. So there ya go.

He's not the newest member anymore, Bogan, so we've moved on. Besides, Merch went to the trouble of making a sig and HA won't use that either. :lol: Enough is enough.
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Re: Knights of the Round Table - - MOOO!

Postby BoganGod on Sun Nov 24, 2013 7:04 am

Shannon Apple wrote:HA said my sig was too cute. No pleasing some people. So there ya go.

He's not the newest member anymore, Bogan, so we've moved on. Besides, Merch went to the trouble of making a sig and HA won't use that either. :lol: Enough is enough.


<sighs> highlighted in pink says it all. Where is the love. Have moved on, sorry HA they have found other shiny new things to pat and cuddle. You are no longer important to them. Though is it true buddy, did you knock back a merch made sig? That would be out of character rudeness on your part.
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Re: Knights of the Round Table - - MOOO!

Postby fishydance on Sun Nov 24, 2013 8:08 am

BoganGod wrote:
Shannon Apple wrote:HA said my sig was too cute. No pleasing some people. So there ya go.

He's not the newest member anymore, Bogan, so we've moved on. Besides, Merch went to the trouble of making a sig and HA won't use that either. :lol: Enough is enough.


<sighs> highlighted in pink says it all. Where is the love. Have moved on, sorry HA they have found other shiny new things to pat and cuddle. You are no longer important to them. Though is it true buddy, did you knock back a merch made sig? That would be out of character rudeness on your part.


Intel indicates HA has test driven several smashing sigs, but being a man of exquisite tastes, he has chosen not to sully them through overuse. Instead he uses them only for special occasions.
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Re: Knights of the Round Table - - MOOO!

Postby HardAttack on Sun Nov 24, 2013 8:39 am

ummmm,

leave me alone with my angels/team mates :D
haha.

as a camel, it is new exprience to me with cows and i am becoming one of them every day now :lol:

O:)



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Re: Knights of the Round Table - - MOOO!

Postby Bruceswar on Sun Dec 08, 2013 10:02 pm

Welcome to the clan new cows!!

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