Conquer Club

Hello I would like to join your clan as I am looking for a fun clan and I think I meet all your conditions.

Conditions for joining

1)The one clan rule will be enforced (AM NOT CURRENTLY PART OF A CLAN)
2)Willingness to be a team player and past success doing so. (CHECK AND CHECK)
3)Success on a variety of boards recommended (CHECK)
4)Being addicted to this game to the point of putting personal relationships and livelihood at risk would definitely help you fit in with the group (CHECK... I HAVE ON MANY OCCASIONS LEFT MY WIFE STRANDED AT HER MOTHERS IN ORDER TO FINISH ALL MY ACTIVE GAMES AND JOIN 3-4 MORE)
5 Must be active in the Pig Renter forum. (CHECK... IF THIS ACTIVITY COUNTS)
6)Team game experience. Team game experience. Team game experience. (that's not on doodle earth) (CHECK)


Who we are hoping to recruit:

1)Drinkers of beer (i BREW MY OWN 50L AT A TIME)
2)Lonesome Dove aficionados (CHECK)
3)Players of Rugby and those who delight in drinking from the great boot (AS LONG AS IT INVOLVES DRINKING IM IN... EXCEPT FOR DRINKING BEFORE CC... THAT WAS A BAD MOVE)
4)Individuals who take the phrases "endless shrimp", "all you can drink", and "I don't think anyone's stupid enough to hit that giant guy" as challenges to their honor. (CHECK... FYI IT COMES OUT THE SAME COLOUR AS IT GOES DOWN, CHECK... PASSING OUT = TAKING A BREATHER BEFORE MORE DRINKING, AND CHECK... CAUSE I AM THAT GIANT GUY (WHEN IM DRINKING)
5)CC addicts who are looking for a clan or unhappy with the one they're in. (CHECK SEE #1 AND 4 OF CONDITIONS FOR JOINING)

PM sent to lala

Lala is now what we call Canadian Bacon. Welcome aboard.

Welcome lalalala777! We are excited to have you coming on board.

Gunn let me know about the clan and now I'm interested. Active player, team player, beer drinker.

Those are all very important, especially the beer drinking, to join the clan. Can't go wrong as your Canadian too.

PM sent to Beer Baron, but with a name like that he's a lock!

Welcome Beer Baron to the sty. Nice catch for us I think.

Here piggy, piggy, piggy...

op updated with clan record.

bump

We're looking for some new swine to fill our sty. Apply to within or by PM.

Just over a year ago...a small band of swine formed itself from the abyss and thrust itself into the clan world. Not a pig to a snout had ever been a part of a clan before...we were a completely new, unknown, unheard of type of beast. We spent time training...working on strange and foreign boards...and tried valiantly but ultimately to no avail to keep Coco from pissing in the hay inside the sty.
We have not been perfect. We took an early beating to a more experienced Grim Reapers squad. FOED drank us under the table in the quarter finals of the All Comers Cup...and TOFU is about to prove itself to be a leaner, meaner type of protein source than pork.
That being said...we have had a hell of a year. We knocked off upstart AKA...then defeated a strong Devil's Brigade clan in a 60 game challenge. We defeated OSA, then came up with a top 5 upset win over Agents of Chaos in the All Comer's Cup. Along the way we notched wins over the New Crusade...and VDDL.
We are a top 10 clan, and we are now openly recruiting. (Please sign up quickly because once our TOFU defeat goes down in the books...we are no longer going to be able to use this as a selling point) Preference will be given to folks who can quote Lonesome Dove, or drink as much as the Irish. Experience in team games (winning experience preferred) is also a must.
We do not have a fancy "training grounds" or any sort of weird initiation rights. You simply have to play a few games with Coco and stay above sergeant.
Our goals are to play the best clans on the site...and have a hell of a time doing it.

Coco...if by chance you make this one of the first forum posts that you read...I will mention publicly that you are actually our clan's leader in winning percentage for clan games at the moment...1.5% points in front of Berger. Usually I would never worry about him reading these things...but I am concerned that the "hooked on phonics" set we got him for christmas may be taking hold and I might have to be a little more careful about what i say about him.

Damn, noone wants to be a PIG?

You guys are an awesome group of players.

The Voice wrote:You guys are an awesome group of players.

I think he wants to join....u can sleep next to coco & rabbit in the sty, nobody wants to sleep next to those guys cause they never shut the f*ck up...

IR1SH ACE wrote:

The Voice wrote:You guys are an awesome group of players.

I think he wants to join....u can sleep next to coco & rabbit in the sty, nobody wants to sleep next to those guys cause they never shut the f*ck up...

OK, now get your asses over here. Didn't you hear The Voice in your head?

We'll consider any of you unspoken for THOTA players!

Gunn217 wrote:

IR1SH ACE wrote:

The Voice wrote:You guys are an awesome group of players.

I think he wants to join....u can sleep next to coco & rabbit in the sty, nobody wants to sleep next to those guys cause they never shut the f*ck up...

OK, now get your asses over here. Didn't you hear The Voice in your head?

We'll consider any of you unspoken for THOTA players!

IR1SH ACE wrote:

The Voice wrote:You guys are an awesome group of players.

I think he wants to join....u can sleep next to coco & rabbit in the sty, nobody wants to sleep next to those guys cause they never shut the f*ck up...

I thought it was the smell? If those are the conditions for joining we won't get anyone!

Allright...if you are currently in a clan, please disregard this post...you have probably already been recruited by and soon joining TOFU.

However, if you are new to the clan scene, want to join an established clan that has put together some strong victories, and had one hell of a time doing it, please give us a shout. None of our members have ever come from another clan...a distinction not many clans can make and one that we are quite proud of. Tournament players, team game players, anyone except point herders is welcome to apply.

(For official correctness, Joe Snuffie and Padsta were in clans way before joing the Pig Renters, but had long since dropped their clans before joining us)

We don't send new-comers to a training ground, we bring you into the sty and play a ton of games with you. Most of them in tournaments or clan wars. We have a track record for raising new members' rank one or two levels, and have historically added significant numbers of tournament medals and clan war medals to our new members' profile (unless you get paired up with me and coco...in which case you will inevitably lose in the tournament finals).

We are looking for 2-3 strong players who want to give stepping up to the clan scene a shot.

Apply within this thread, or shoot Gunn217 or myself a pm and we'll get back to you.

Not only what alt said, but they are a great bunch of guys as well. Not a game I didn't enjoy playing with or against them.

Yay!!!! for tkr4lf, a dear friend of mine beat ya to it pigs

swimmerdude99 wrote:Yay!!!! for tkr4lf, a dear friend of mine beat ya to it pigs

Yes welcome to the sty tkr4lf

yes, anyone that can automatically summon the number 4 to take the place of the 1st letter in the alphabet... well.

ya'll just better look out is all i can say.

welcome aboard tk

WILLIAMS5232 wrote:yes, anyone that can automatically summon the number 4 to take the place of the 1st letter in the alphabet... well.

ya'll just better look out is all i can say.

welcome aboard tk

Hahaha...I always wondered why you typed my name out as tkralf...now it all makes sense!


Thanks for the warm welcome guys, glad to be aboard.

And thanks swimmerdude, I get a welcome from you even though you're in a different clan!