Conquer Club

The Immortal Assassins entered the CC clan arena in September 2008 and have since established themselves as one of the top clans at the site, always maintaining a place in the Top 10 of the various clan ranking systems.

Today we are one of the oldest still active competitive clans, though naturally our line-up has undergone some changes during the years with some veterans retiring from CC and new players joining us to fill the ranks.

We are always looking for quality players to further strengthen our line-up. A friendly personality, extensive experience in team games & a broad knowledge of CCs maps being key criteria for admittance. Serious inquiries via this thread or PM to any of our members will be put up for consideration in our clan forum.

The Death you never saw coming. Join us, or sleep with one eye open

The Immortal Assassins are:


4red
300Spartans
Agent 86
ahunda
Aaarrrrggh
beersurfer
BRADDY
Clive
Colonel Krink
comet1612
cutebastard71
DreadCat
FarangDemon
Forza AZ
grt
Jboy
Jimboy
JustCallMeStupid
KiIIface
lgoasklucyl
lokisgal
PROFITS
Pyrhhus
Redfelt
SeriouslyANewb
Swifte
TheProwler
VampireM
vintender
Wild_Tiger

All challenges from serious & competitive clans will be considered. Contact lokisgal if you are interested & want to negotiate terms.

The Immortal Assassins - The Death you never saw coming. Join us, or sleep with one eye open.

welcome KiIIface to IA

lokisgal wrote:welcome KiIIface to IA

My favourite dubs partner! You cannot go wrong with this guy he is excellent player!

Waterman5000 wrote:

lokisgal wrote:welcome KiIIface to IA

My favourite dubs partner! You cannot go wrong with this guy he is excellent player!

Interesting pick up from MD.

Wow.

Welcome to TheProwler to join IA ranks

Looking for 2 very good team players to flush out our ranks a bit

PM me if interested

Put your hands up and welcome Pyrhhus to IA!

Glad to see you found a home P

We still have room for some more ...

lokisgal wrote:Put your hands up and welcome Pyrhhus to IA!

Congrats to you both!! Good player, good clan.

And now welcome HardAttack

Like you guys needed anymore talent.....

John Deere wrote:Like you guys needed anymore talent.....

No kidding!! Congrats, none the less

We are still looking for 2 more excellent team players -PM me or Swifte

lokisgal wrote:We are still looking for 2 more excellent team players -PM me or Swifte

We might make an exception for merely great players too.

Kidding aside: Up & coming talent, hungry for competition & willing to learn, is welcome to apply too.

ahunda wrote:

lokisgal wrote:We are still looking for 2 more excellent team players -PM me or Swifte

We might make an exception for merely great players too.

Kidding aside: Up & coming talent, hungry for competition & willing to learn, is welcome to apply too.

Yep second this . If you feel you fit ahunda's description above pm me . Be ready to go to WAR!

lokisgal wrote:

ahunda wrote:

lokisgal wrote:We are still looking for 2 more excellent team players -PM me or Swifte

We might make an exception for merely great players too.

Kidding aside: Up & coming talent, hungry for competition & willing to learn, is welcome to apply too.

Yep second this . If you feel you fit ahunda's description above pm me . Be ready to go to WAR!

Do you offer Jaffa cakes by any chance?

fishydance wrote:Do you offer Jaffa cakes by any chance?

We tried everything, when we were trying to lure Seul in. Unfortunately somebody had gotten to him, before we did ...

But since when did you switch from man-flesh pics to Jaffa cakes ? Swiftes legs not good enough for you anymore, eh ?

ahunda wrote:

fishydance wrote:Do you offer Jaffa cakes by any chance?

We tried everything, when we were trying to lure Seul in. Unfortunately somebody had gotten to him, before we did ...

But since when did you switch from man-flesh pics to Jaffa cakes ? Swiftes legs not good enough for you anymore, eh ?

I admit that Swiftes legs are mighty fine, but none of the males in KoRT will show me their legs. So I had to switch to Jaffa cakes. You wouldn't happen to have any good man-flesh pics around, would ya? I could use a fix right now. (YO!)

fishydance wrote:

ahunda wrote:

fishydance wrote:Do you offer Jaffa cakes by any chance?

We tried everything, when we were trying to lure Seul in. Unfortunately somebody had gotten to him, before we did ...

But since when did you switch from man-flesh pics to Jaffa cakes ? Swiftes legs not good enough for you anymore, eh ?

I admit that Swiftes legs are mighty fine, but none of the males in KoRT will show me their legs. So I had to switch to Jaffa cakes. You wouldn't happen to have any good man-flesh pics around, would ya? I could use a fix right now. (YO!)

we might but there is only one way to get to see those pics

lokisgal wrote:

fishydance wrote:

ahunda wrote:

fishydance wrote:Do you offer Jaffa cakes by any chance?

We tried everything, when we were trying to lure Seul in. Unfortunately somebody had gotten to him, before we did ...

But since when did you switch from man-flesh pics to Jaffa cakes ? Swiftes legs not good enough for you anymore, eh ?

I admit that Swiftes legs are mighty fine, but none of the males in KoRT will show me their legs. So I had to switch to Jaffa cakes. You wouldn't happen to have any good man-flesh pics around, would ya? I could use a fix right now. (YO!)

we might but there is only one way to get to see those pics

Oh Lokis.. you drive a hard bargain, as always!

fishydance wrote:

lokisgal wrote:

fishydance wrote:

ahunda wrote:

fishydance wrote:Do you offer Jaffa cakes by any chance?

We tried everything, when we were trying to lure Seul in. Unfortunately somebody had gotten to him, before we did ...

But since when did you switch from man-flesh pics to Jaffa cakes ? Swiftes legs not good enough for you anymore, eh ?

I admit that Swiftes legs are mighty fine, but none of the males in KoRT will show me their legs. So I had to switch to Jaffa cakes. You wouldn't happen to have any good man-flesh pics around, would ya? I could use a fix right now. (YO!)

we might but there is only one way to get to see those pics

Oh Lokis.. you drive a hard bargain, as always!

we have the pics and there is only one way to see em

Well. I told loki, our recruitment might be more successful, if we´d offer pics of her legs instead, but she never listens to me ...

Seriously though: With the CCup about to start, we in IA could do with a bit of fresh blood to fill our ranks & share in the game load.

We are a pretty relaxed & friendly bunch. Maybe not quite a contender for the #1 spot in the clan world, but always playing at the top & holding our own against the top clans for years now.

Anyone, who thinks he/she might be a good fit with us, feel free to get in touch.

So where can i refresh my blood? And why did you offer me jaffa cakes when you already knew i prefer real cookies?