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Re: I want YOU for the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby Snorri1234 on Fri May 23, 2008 4:15 pm

fwblb wrote:Okay guys. we want some BANDITS. Love your games, love to have fun. Be smart and witty. Fight the good fight.


Those don't seem like the attributes generally assigned to bandits....
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Re: I want YOU for the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby whitestazn88 on Fri May 23, 2008 4:41 pm

fwblb wrote:
V.I. wrote:blah blah blah

V.I. - Your name hasn't been axed from the list yet. Don't sing yourself a sweet death ballad just yet. You made it through the dick cancer, don't let depression kill your mind now. here is a big *hug* for you sweet cheeks. keep your chin up!

Okay guys. we want some BANDITS. Love your games, love to have fun. Be smart and witty. Fight the good fight. We have a list to choose from, BUT there are a few more of you we want. We want the good ones. Even if being bad is what your good at.

We are unique, that is what we are going for.


is being bad at grammar what *you're* good at katy?
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Re: I want YOU for the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby fwblb on Fri May 23, 2008 7:09 pm

actually, i am good at grammar for a living. and apparently, when i'm drunk, i am not half bad! what do ya know! thanks for pointing out my grammatical error. I appreciate it.

Even if being bad is what you're good at... we want you.
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Re: I want YOU for the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby fwblb on Fri May 23, 2008 7:10 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:
fwblb wrote:Okay guys. we want some BANDITS. Love your games, love to have fun. Be smart and witty. Fight the good fight.


Those don't seem like the attributes generally assigned to bandits....


well, they are. :D
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Re: I want YOU for the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby AAFitz on Fri May 23, 2008 7:47 pm

this seems like a cool group... i wish I sucked at risk so I could get in
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Re: I want YOU for the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby lord voldemort on Fri May 23, 2008 7:56 pm

AAFitz wrote:this seems like a cool group... i wish I sucked at risk so I could get in

always a thota arrogance comment required....
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Re: I want YOU for the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby AAFitz on Fri May 23, 2008 8:08 pm

lord voldemort wrote:
AAFitz wrote:this seems like a cool group... i wish I sucked at risk so I could get in

always a thota arrogance comment required....


eh, im just messing with owen, dont take it personally... and like I said.. .you guys are cool :D

and since im in thota.. that really means something
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Re: I want YOU for the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby Sentinel XIV on Fri May 23, 2008 8:55 pm

AAFitz wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:
AAFitz wrote:this seems like a cool group... i wish I sucked at risk so I could get in

always a thota arrogance comment required....


eh, im just messing with owen, dont take it personally... and like I said.. .you guys are cool :D

and since im in thota.. that really means something


Sneaky with the ego, aren't you?
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Re: I want YOU for the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby Vace Cooper on Fri May 23, 2008 9:58 pm

AAFitz wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:
AAFitz wrote:this seems like a cool group... i wish I sucked at risk so I could get in

always a thota arrogance comment required....


eh, im just messing with owen, dont take it personally... and like I said.. .you guys are cool :D

and since im in thota.. that really means something

You know fitz... Blitz did say he was half bandit once, If you want to be half bandit we would have 1 whole thota member!
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Re: I want YOU for the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby Sentinel XIV on Sat May 24, 2008 1:30 am

Vace Cooper wrote:
AAFitz wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:
AAFitz wrote:this seems like a cool group... i wish I sucked at risk so I could get in

always a thota arrogance comment required....


eh, im just messing with owen, dont take it personally... and like I said.. .you guys are cool :D

and since im in thota.. that really means something

You know fitz... Blitz did say he was half bandit once, If you want to be half bandit we would have 1 whole thota member!


And enough ego for the whole crew.
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Re: I want YOU for the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby Timminz on Sat May 24, 2008 1:38 am

Sentinel XIV wrote:
Vace Cooper wrote:
AAFitz wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:
AAFitz wrote:this seems like a cool group... i wish I sucked at risk so I could get in

always a thota arrogance comment required....


eh, im just messing with owen, dont take it personally... and like I said.. .you guys are cool :D

and since im in thota.. that really means something

You know fitz... Blitz did say he was half bandit once, If you want to be half bandit we would have 1 whole thota member!


And enough ego for the whole crew.


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Re: I want YOU for the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby Sentinel XIV on Sat May 24, 2008 2:01 am

You underestimate the power of THOTA ego! Blitz alone supplies enough for ten men!
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Re: I want YOU for the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby whitestazn88 on Sat May 24, 2008 2:45 am

fwblb wrote:actually, i am good at grammar for a living. and apparently, when i'm drunk, i am not half bad! what do ya know! thanks for pointing out my grammatical error. I appreciate it.

Even if being bad is what you're good at... we want you.


i know you want me katy, but let's be realistic... your husband is the leader of the clan, and we don't want any lancelot/arthur beef coming into play with the clan
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Re: I want YOU for the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby Snorri1234 on Sat May 24, 2008 6:43 am

fwblb wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:
fwblb wrote:Okay guys. we want some BANDITS. Love your games, love to have fun. Be smart and witty. Fight the good fight.


Those don't seem like the attributes generally assigned to bandits....


well, they are. :D


But what if my qualities lie more in the steal/murder-department?
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Re: I want YOU for the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby fwblb on Sat May 24, 2008 9:06 am

Snorri1234 wrote:But what if my qualities lie more in the steal/murder-department?


i don't know about that murder part...
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Re: I want YOU for the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby fwblb on Sat May 24, 2008 9:07 am

whitestazn88 wrote:i know you want me katy, but let's be realistic... your husband is the leader of the clan, and we don't want any lancelot/arthur beef coming into play with the clan


well, i think you're a nice guy and all, but...lets just be friends. :|
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Re: I want YOU for the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby Snorri1234 on Sat May 24, 2008 1:17 pm

fwblb wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:But what if my qualities lie more in the steal/murder-department?


i don't know about that murder part...


Well they deserved it!


Wait....okay nevermind, forget I said anything.
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Re: I want YOU for the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby Snorri1234 on Sat May 24, 2008 4:41 pm

Also, why can't I join?


Is it because I'm white?
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Re: I want YOU for the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby V.I. on Sat May 24, 2008 4:56 pm

It is puzzling, Snorri. I mean, you have the "giant c^nt" criteria locked down...

Hrmmm...
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Re: I want YOU for the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby Snorri1234 on Sat May 24, 2008 5:16 pm

V.I. wrote:It is puzzling, Snorri. I mean, you have the "giant c^nt" criteria locked down...


My intention all along.
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Re: I want YOU for the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby flabio on Sat May 24, 2008 7:09 pm

up and coming risk super power iz I. Sign me up.
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Re: I want YOU for the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby AAFitz on Sat May 24, 2008 8:57 pm

Vace Cooper wrote:
AAFitz wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:
AAFitz wrote:this seems like a cool group... i wish I sucked at risk so I could get in

always a thota arrogance comment required....


eh, im just messing with owen, dont take it personally... and like I said.. .you guys are cool :D

and since im in thota.. that really means something

You know fitz... Blitz did say he was half bandit once, If you want to be half bandit we would have 1 whole thota member!


eh.. half of me or blitz, is one whole BPB member.
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Re: I want YOU for the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby AAFitz on Sat May 24, 2008 9:02 pm

Sentinel XIV wrote:
AAFitz wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:
AAFitz wrote:this seems like a cool group... i wish I sucked at risk so I could get in

always a thota arrogance comment required....


eh, im just messing with owen, dont take it personally... and like I said.. .you guys are cool :D

and since im in thota.. that really means something


Sneaky with the ego, aren't you?


My obvious sarcasm on this one kind of slipped by you, huh?
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Re: I want YOU for the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby Kaplowitz on Sat May 24, 2008 9:07 pm

AAFitz wrote:
Sentinel XIV wrote:
AAFitz wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:
AAFitz wrote:this seems like a cool group... i wish I sucked at risk so I could get in

always a thota arrogance comment required....


eh, im just messing with owen, dont take it personally... and like I said.. .you guys are cool :D

and since im in thota.. that really means something


Sneaky with the ego, aren't you?


My obvious sarcasm on this one kind of slipped by you, huh?

It scares me some times...it really does.
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Re: I want YOU for the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby Dancing Mustard on Sun May 25, 2008 6:22 pm

AAFitz wrote:half of me or blitz, is one whole BPB member.
That's nothing to be proud of you fat f*ck... ;)
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