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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby Chariot of Fire on Sat Sep 28, 2013 7:26 am

Not I. That was surprisingly enlightening.
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby Shannon Apple on Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:33 am

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Shannon Apple wrote:It says on his wall that he's a prize marrow.. 8-[


After reading your post,I felt compelled to educate myself on the ways of marrows. Came across this little tidbit... The sex lives of marrows. Needless to say, I'm speechless. Who knew?

Very mildly disturbing. :lol:
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby khazalid on Sat Sep 28, 2013 5:56 pm

that would be a definite improvement on the pint glass of mince festering on the windowsill.

I like the licky thing in your avatar; I don't know what to call it though. cow? ghost?
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby Shannon Apple on Sat Sep 28, 2013 7:24 pm

khazalid wrote:that would be a definite improvement on the pint glass of mince festering on the windowsill.

I like the licky thing in your avatar; I don't know what to call it though. cow? ghost?

I won't ask what the "mince" consists of. Sounds terrible. lol


I actually dunno what it is. :lol: A cat? I just thought it was cute, and better than Bruce's cow!
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby BoganGod on Sat Sep 28, 2013 9:17 pm

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khazalid wrote:that would be a definite improvement on the pint glass of mince festering on the windowsill.

I like the licky thing in your avatar; I don't know what to call it though. cow? ghost?

I won't ask what the "mince" consists of. Sounds terrible. lol


I actually dunno what it is. :lol: A cat? I just thought it was cute, and better than Bruce's cow!


Apples speak sweetly to bruce, see whether you can get him to bring back his ho with the fro looking distressed in a dress holding a light saber avatar. That was solid gold.

Welcome back khaza, been a little while. Scary how things don't change, marrow sex and mouldering mince. Good to see you still have the ladies swooning.
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby khazalid on Sun Sep 29, 2013 5:08 am

how did the book of job put it? 'welcome back to unreality, mate'. hi BG!
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby Shannon Apple on Sun Sep 29, 2013 8:07 am

I know nothing of this avatar. I only know of him since I came back to CC.
You're obsessed with Bruce, ya mad thing! lol.
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby jiminski on Tue Oct 01, 2013 2:14 am

khazalid wrote:actively underlining my favourite psalms; pretending it's a life. haha :P poach me like a yeller fish ol' jim


ahhh, Psalm 1:3 "He is like a tree planted by flowing streams; it yields its fruit at the proper time, and its leaves never fall off. He succeeds in everything he attempts."

Well, as you well know, i am always up for a little foreplay khaz... in your case perhaps even five!
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby macbone on Tue Oct 01, 2013 2:45 am

I always thought Shannon's avatar was a ghost, but yeah, it's apparently a cat!
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby TheMissionary on Tue Oct 01, 2013 4:00 am

macbone wrote:I always thought Shannon's avatar was a ghost, but yeah, it's apparently a cat!


The way it smiles, I'm in disbelief that it is a cat. I never look at a cat as being happy.
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby Chariot of Fire on Tue Oct 01, 2013 5:59 am

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macbone wrote:I always thought Shannon's avatar was a ghost, but yeah, it's apparently a cat!


The way it smiles, I'm in disbelief that it is a cat. I never look at a cat as being happy.


Free food, lie around all day, no tricks to learn or work to do, get stroked a lot. You have a lot to learn about happiness my friend.

p.s. I always thought that avatar was a Pokemon thingy. I should know; my children nearly bankrupted me buying those bloody cards for several years!
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby Chariot of Fire on Tue Oct 01, 2013 6:07 am

jiminski wrote:
khazalid wrote:actively underlining my favourite psalms; pretending it's a life. haha :P poach me like a yeller fish ol' jim


ahhh, Psalm 1:3 "He is like a tree planted by flowing streams; it yields its fruit at the proper time, and its leaves never fall off. He succeeds in everything he attempts."

Well, as you well know, i am always up for a little foreplay khaz... in your case perhaps even five!


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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby khazalid on Tue Oct 01, 2013 6:43 am

Chariot of Fire wrote:
jiminski wrote:
khazalid wrote:actively underlining my favourite psalms; pretending it's a life. haha :P poach me like a yeller fish ol' jim


ahhh, Psalm 1:3 "He is like a tree planted by flowing streams; it yields its fruit at the proper time, and its leaves never fall off. He succeeds in everything he attempts."

Well, as you well know, i am always up for a little foreplay khaz... in your case perhaps even five!




I was looking for the Father Ted ep where he finds his celibacy wavering in the form of some curved and cultured novelist or t'other, and having hastily scattered some Dostoevsky over the coffee table on seeing her approach, tries to blag his way around the overture. Alas, the clip is not to be found.

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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby Shannon Apple on Tue Oct 01, 2013 7:17 am

TheMissionary wrote:
macbone wrote:I always thought Shannon's avatar was a ghost, but yeah, it's apparently a cat!


The way it smiles, I'm in disbelief that it is a cat. I never look at a cat as being happy.


I did a little google research on it since I didn't know what it was either. Apparently it's a cat called Myuri created by a DeviantArt member. The avatar became a craze back in 2006 on IM.
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby Bruceswar on Tue Oct 01, 2013 10:06 am

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khazalid wrote:that would be a definite improvement on the pint glass of mince festering on the windowsill.

I like the licky thing in your avatar; I don't know what to call it though. cow? ghost?

I won't ask what the "mince" consists of. Sounds terrible. lol


I actually dunno what it is. :lol: A cat? I just thought it was cute, and better than Bruce's cow!


Apples speak sweetly to bruce, see whether you can get him to bring back his ho with the fro looking distressed in a dress holding a light saber avatar. That was solid gold.

Welcome back khaza, been a little while. Scary how things don't change, marrow sex and mouldering mince. Good to see you still have the ladies swooning.



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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby TheMissionary on Tue Oct 01, 2013 10:58 am

Chariot of Fire wrote:
TheMissionary wrote:
macbone wrote:I always thought Shannon's avatar was a ghost, but yeah, it's apparently a cat!


The way it smiles, I'm in disbelief that it is a cat. I never look at a cat as being happy.


Free food, lie around all day, no tricks to learn or work to do, get stroked a lot. You have a lot to learn about happiness my friend.

p.s. I always thought that avatar was a Pokemon thingy. I should know; my children nearly bankrupted me buying those bloody cards for several years!


I understand you're point there, however a cat has a demeanor that suggests a natural grouch. If a cat doesn't want you to pet it, you know. I'm thinking of a word to perform an analogy with, but I can't get it out. It's like when old people are so set in their ways, that they can't seem to enjoy anything anymore. That is how I envision a cat.
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby Lindax on Tue Oct 01, 2013 3:41 pm

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Chariot of Fire wrote:
TheMissionary wrote:
macbone wrote:I always thought Shannon's avatar was a ghost, but yeah, it's apparently a cat!


The way it smiles, I'm in disbelief that it is a cat. I never look at a cat as being happy.


Free food, lie around all day, no tricks to learn or work to do, get stroked a lot. You have a lot to learn about happiness my friend.

p.s. I always thought that avatar was a Pokemon thingy. I should know; my children nearly bankrupted me buying those bloody cards for several years!


I understand you're point there, however a cat has a demeanor that suggests a natural grouch. If a cat doesn't want you to pet it, you know. I'm thinking of a word to perform an analogy with, but I can't get it out. It's like when old people are so set in their ways, that they can't seem to enjoy anything anymore. That is how I envision a cat.


Our cat was gone for 2 days, came back in the middle of the night (or early this morning). All he wanted me to do the rest of the night was pet/stroke it.

Anyway, how you envision a cat is an exact description of me (most of the time).

Don't ask me what this has to do with TOFU recruiting.... :mrgreen:

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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby Arama86n on Tue Oct 01, 2013 4:05 pm

Lindax wrote:
TheMissionary wrote:
Chariot of Fire wrote:
TheMissionary wrote:
macbone wrote:I always thought Shannon's avatar was a ghost, but yeah, it's apparently a cat!


The way it smiles, I'm in disbelief that it is a cat. I never look at a cat as being happy.


Free food, lie around all day, no tricks to learn or work to do, get stroked a lot. You have a lot to learn about happiness my friend.

p.s. I always thought that avatar was a Pokemon thingy. I should know; my children nearly bankrupted me buying those bloody cards for several years!


I understand you're point there, however a cat has a demeanor that suggests a natural grouch. If a cat doesn't want you to pet it, you know. I'm thinking of a word to perform an analogy with, but I can't get it out. It's like when old people are so set in their ways, that they can't seem to enjoy anything anymore. That is how I envision a cat.


Our cat was gone for 2 days, came back in the middle of the night (or early this morning). All he wanted me to do the rest of the night was pet/stroke it.

Anyway, how you envision a cat is an exact description of me (most of the time).

Don't ask me what this has to do with TOFU recruiting.... :mrgreen:

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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby catnipdreams on Tue Oct 01, 2013 5:05 pm

Meow? I have not been catered to for an entire TEN MINUTES now - slackers!
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby Lindax on Tue Oct 01, 2013 5:18 pm

catnipdreams wrote:Meow? I have not been catered to for an entire TEN MINUTES now - slackers!


Mmmm.... I'll risk posting a pic of our Tinker, lying on his back, waiting for a belly rub:

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He grew up with our girls, as seen in Blobby's avatar. Unfortunately they are no longer with us.... They're chasing coconuts with Max now. ;)

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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby fishydance on Tue Oct 01, 2013 6:18 pm

Lindax wrote:Mmmm.... I'll risk posting a pic of our Tinker, lying on his back, waiting for a belly rub:

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Did he actually allow you to rub his belly more than once or twice? Mine bites me after a couple of rubs.
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby Lindax on Tue Oct 01, 2013 6:41 pm

fishydance wrote:
Lindax wrote:Mmmm.... I'll risk posting a pic of our Tinker, lying on his back, waiting for a belly rub:

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Did he actually allow you to rub his belly more than once or twice? Mine bites me after a couple of rubs.


Tinky can never get enough of belly rubbing, lol

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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby catnipdreams on Tue Oct 01, 2013 7:21 pm

Nice picture! :D
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby Shannon Apple on Wed Oct 02, 2013 10:45 am

They're not all bad-tempered. They have little personalities. My Tinkerbell used to love being petted, and she'd follow you around the house all day like a dog and roll over for belly rubs. lol. Problem was, she loved everyone, even strangers, and dogs, which was unusual. May have been the reason she went missing... sadly.

My Aunt's cat on the other hand was one mean brat and only liked her.
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby Armandolas on Wed Oct 02, 2013 11:43 am

TOFU would like to welcome its newest addition. Please welcome Tinkerbell
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