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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby Denise on Wed Oct 02, 2013 11:51 am

You're right, Shannon. They do all have distinct personalities. I haven't had one since childhood since my husband dislikes cats. As a child I had tons. One I was particularly fond of was playful and loving and best friends with our bunny (though the bunny wanted more than friendship). Another, a Siamese, was very feisty and fearless. Our doberman ran away from her. Another tiger cat was a complete slut. She would come home every few months pregnant, and she had huge batches of 7 or 8 kittens. My dad hated her. We were too poor to spay our cats.

A few months ago I visited my sister who owns a fat lazy cat who is very shy. She came out one night when I was up late by myself and we made friends. I was amazed that I'd forgotten how comforting cats can be and what wonderful company they are. Alas, I'll probably never own another one myself (except electronically since we have catnipdreams & now tinkerbell). :P
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby khazalid on Wed Oct 02, 2013 12:30 pm

rats. everyone needs to own rats. they're dogs without the walkies; cats without the nonchalance.

was it leibnitz who called them the best of all possible pets? (yes)
had i been wise, i would have seen that her simplicity cost her a fortune
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby jiminski on Wed Oct 02, 2013 4:09 pm

khazalid wrote:rats. everyone needs to own rats. they're dogs without the walkies; cats without the nonchalance.

was it leibnitz who called them the best of all possible pets? (yes)


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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby Chariot of Fire on Wed Oct 02, 2013 4:55 pm

haha, this conversation has already brightened my morning :)
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby Shannon Apple on Wed Oct 02, 2013 6:50 pm

khazalid wrote:rats. everyone needs to own rats. they're dogs without the walkies; cats without the nonchalance.

was it leibnitz who called them the best of all possible pets? (yes)


Now that's one Father Ted clip I can find. :lol:
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby Arama86n on Thu Oct 10, 2013 12:10 am

It gives me great pleasure to introduce our newest Odd Fellow! May our opponents tremble before the calculating blows of ChrisPond! =D>
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby TheMissionary on Thu Oct 10, 2013 12:25 am

(enter phrase involving the shock of this announcement)

Another great pickup!
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby benga on Thu Oct 10, 2013 1:42 am

bah, he didn't want to join kort to lose vs silver again!

nice duck!
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby Armandolas on Fri Oct 11, 2013 6:22 am

Welcome aboard Mr.Pond ;)
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby BoganGod on Fri Oct 11, 2013 6:53 am

Finally this thread gets back on topic. After the return of khaza thread became all about stroking pussy for a couple of pages. <doths hat to khaza who exceeds Bogan in lowering tone of conversation skills>


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When cat was fully in control of it's limbs, pissed on the interns bed. Anyone that suggests animals are not intuitive or capable of revenge is kidding themselves.
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby Denise on Fri Oct 11, 2013 9:23 am

:lol: I'm glad I got to the end of that story ... it was worth it.

Welcome, Chris!
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby khazalid on Sat Oct 12, 2013 5:32 am

can one of you lovely girls please tell bogan that: you like him as a friend / he is kinda cute, in the right light.

i don't want his fomenting jealous rage to cloud his judgement in our games. any platitude will do

ty! xoxoxoxo
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby BoganGod on Sat Oct 12, 2013 7:42 am

khazalid wrote:can one of you lovely girls please tell bogan that: you like him as a friend / he is kinda cute, in the right light.

i don't want his fomenting jealous rage to cloud his judgement in our games. any platitude will do

ty! xoxoxoxo


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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby Chariot of Fire on Mon Oct 21, 2013 11:35 pm

The Odd Fellows' Union has finally recruited an all-round decent guy and shithot player - a do-gooder and ne'er do well (it's possible if you smoke enough).

Welcome khazalid, it's about bloody time!
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby fishydance on Tue Oct 22, 2013 6:29 am

Chariot of Fire wrote:The Odd Fellows' Union has finally recruited an all-round decent guy and shithot player - a do-gooder and ne'er do well (it's possible if you smoke enough).

Welcome khazalid, it's about bloody time!


Congrats! Great pick up. :D
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby Foxglove on Tue Oct 22, 2013 10:10 pm

Chariot of Fire wrote:The Odd Fellows' Union has finally recruited an all-round decent guy and shithot player - a do-gooder and ne'er do well (it's possible if you smoke enough).

Welcome khazalid, it's about bloody time!


Enjoy your new home, khaz! I'm so glad that TOFU has solved their "everyone is retiring!" problem. It must be hard to have lost.... cachejob? :)
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby Denise on Tue Oct 22, 2013 10:33 pm

It was hard to lose cachejob. He is a great player. Thank you so much for thinking of our welfare, Foxy. That is very thoughtful of you.

Welcome, khaz! =D>
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby Doc_Brown on Tue Oct 22, 2013 11:32 pm

We've had a few losses (more than just cache), but we did manage to keep Denise after all, and CoF is here longer than expected, plus we've more than replaced our losses and looking forward to the next challenge. Thanks for the concern. :)
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby Chariot of Fire on Wed Oct 23, 2013 5:59 am

Why even answer her with details of who is and who isn't active in our clan? Do we have to justify our actions to people whose business it most certainly is not?

This is a recruitment thread, not a retirement thread.
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby Armandolas on Wed Oct 23, 2013 6:02 am

Good to have you Khaz
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby fishydance on Wed Oct 23, 2013 6:11 am

Denise wrote: There are a few of us who couldn't quite make the break. :oops: I couldn't, but I did manage to lower my activity at least.


I'm glad you didn't make the break :D
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby Denise on Wed Oct 23, 2013 9:53 am

Thank you, sweet Fishy. You truly make the seas a better place..
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby Chariot of Fire on Wed Oct 23, 2013 10:00 am

<thumbs up logo here>
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby keyborn on Wed Oct 23, 2013 7:11 pm

Welcome aboard khaz... =D> =D>
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Re: The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) Recruiting & Competitive

Postby Shannon Apple on Wed Oct 23, 2013 8:01 pm

Denise wrote:Thank you, sweet Fishy. You truly make the seas a better place..

If you left, who'd help cat keep them boys in check? :lol:

Good luck, Khaz.
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