Conquer Club

fishydance wrote:

Shannon Apple wrote:It says on his wall that he's a prize marrow..

After reading your post,I felt compelled to educate myself on the ways of marrows. Came across this little tidbit... The sex lives of marrows. Needless to say, I'm speechless. Who knew?

khazalid wrote:that would be a definite improvement on the pint glass of mince festering on the windowsill.

I like the licky thing in your avatar; I don't know what to call it though. cow? ghost?

Shannon Apple wrote:

khazalid wrote:that would be a definite improvement on the pint glass of mince festering on the windowsill.

I like the licky thing in your avatar; I don't know what to call it though. cow? ghost?

I won't ask what the "mince" consists of. Sounds terrible. lol


I actually dunno what it is. A cat? I just thought it was cute, and better than Bruce's cow!

khazalid wrote:actively underlining my favourite psalms; pretending it's a life. haha poach me like a yeller fish ol' jim

macbone wrote:I always thought Shannon's avatar was a ghost, but yeah, it's apparently a cat!

TheMissionary wrote:

macbone wrote:I always thought Shannon's avatar was a ghost, but yeah, it's apparently a cat!

The way it smiles, I'm in disbelief that it is a cat. I never look at a cat as being happy.

jiminski wrote:

khazalid wrote:actively underlining my favourite psalms; pretending it's a life. haha poach me like a yeller fish ol' jim

ahhh, Psalm 1:3 "He is like a tree planted by flowing streams; it yields its fruit at the proper time, and its leaves never fall off. He succeeds in everything he attempts."

Well, as you well know, i am always up for a little foreplay khaz... in your case perhaps even five!

Chariot of Fire wrote:

jiminski wrote:

khazalid wrote:actively underlining my favourite psalms; pretending it's a life. haha poach me like a yeller fish ol' jim

ahhh, Psalm 1:3 "He is like a tree planted by flowing streams; it yields its fruit at the proper time, and its leaves never fall off. He succeeds in everything he attempts."

Well, as you well know, i am always up for a little foreplay khaz... in your case perhaps even five!

TheMissionary wrote:

macbone wrote:I always thought Shannon's avatar was a ghost, but yeah, it's apparently a cat!

The way it smiles, I'm in disbelief that it is a cat. I never look at a cat as being happy.

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BoganGod wrote:

Shannon Apple wrote:

khazalid wrote:that would be a definite improvement on the pint glass of mince festering on the windowsill.

I like the licky thing in your avatar; I don't know what to call it though. cow? ghost?

I won't ask what the "mince" consists of. Sounds terrible. lol


I actually dunno what it is. A cat? I just thought it was cute, and better than Bruce's cow!

Apples speak sweetly to bruce, see whether you can get him to bring back his ho with the fro looking distressed in a dress holding a light saber avatar. That was solid gold.

Welcome back khaza, been a little while. Scary how things don't change, marrow sex and mouldering mince. Good to see you still have the ladies swooning.

Chariot of Fire wrote:

TheMissionary wrote:

macbone wrote:I always thought Shannon's avatar was a ghost, but yeah, it's apparently a cat!

The way it smiles, I'm in disbelief that it is a cat. I never look at a cat as being happy.

Free food, lie around all day, no tricks to learn or work to do, get stroked a lot. You have a lot to learn about happiness my friend.

p.s. I always thought that avatar was a Pokemon thingy. I should know; my children nearly bankrupted me buying those bloody cards for several years!

TheMissionary wrote:

Chariot of Fire wrote:

TheMissionary wrote:

macbone wrote:I always thought Shannon's avatar was a ghost, but yeah, it's apparently a cat!

The way it smiles, I'm in disbelief that it is a cat. I never look at a cat as being happy.

Free food, lie around all day, no tricks to learn or work to do, get stroked a lot. You have a lot to learn about happiness my friend.

p.s. I always thought that avatar was a Pokemon thingy. I should know; my children nearly bankrupted me buying those bloody cards for several years!

I understand you're point there, however a cat has a demeanor that suggests a natural grouch. If a cat doesn't want you to pet it, you know. I'm thinking of a word to perform an analogy with, but I can't get it out. It's like when old people are so set in their ways, that they can't seem to enjoy anything anymore. That is how I envision a cat.

Lindax wrote:

TheMissionary wrote:

Chariot of Fire wrote:

TheMissionary wrote:

macbone wrote:I always thought Shannon's avatar was a ghost, but yeah, it's apparently a cat!

The way it smiles, I'm in disbelief that it is a cat. I never look at a cat as being happy.

Free food, lie around all day, no tricks to learn or work to do, get stroked a lot. You have a lot to learn about happiness my friend.

p.s. I always thought that avatar was a Pokemon thingy. I should know; my children nearly bankrupted me buying those bloody cards for several years!

I understand you're point there, however a cat has a demeanor that suggests a natural grouch. If a cat doesn't want you to pet it, you know. I'm thinking of a word to perform an analogy with, but I can't get it out. It's like when old people are so set in their ways, that they can't seem to enjoy anything anymore. That is how I envision a cat.

Our cat was gone for 2 days, came back in the middle of the night (or early this morning). All he wanted me to do the rest of the night was pet/stroke it.

Anyway, how you envision a cat is an exact description of me (most of the time).

Don't ask me what this has to do with TOFU recruiting....

Lx

catnipdreams wrote:Meow? I have not been catered to for an entire TEN MINUTES now - slackers!

Lindax wrote:Mmmm.... I'll risk posting a pic of our Tinker, lying on his back, waiting for a belly rub:

Lx

fishydance wrote:

Lindax wrote:Mmmm.... I'll risk posting a pic of our Tinker, lying on his back, waiting for a belly rub:

Lx

Did he actually allow you to rub his belly more than once or twice? Mine bites me after a couple of rubs.