Conquer Club

That's a really cute sig, Shannon! Did Merch do it? He is a very good sig maker.

Shannon Apple wrote:If you left, who'd help cat keep them boys in check?

Yes, I like to pretend to help Cat keep the boys in check but the truth is when she gets her back up she even scares me.

Haha, no, I made it. *is a graphic designer by trade* Although, yes, he does make some good ones.


I guarantee, there being 2 of you makes you both seem scary. Josko will even admit to being scared of having 5 women in KoRT, that's why he repeatedly likes to mention "the beautiful women of KoRT." He's just keeping us sweet.

Shannon Apple wrote:Josko will even admit to being scared of having women

they're feckin terrifying aren't they? all claws and sass. enough to turn a man to the hairy side!

Armandolas, be nice


you mean you'd rather this, khaz?

i ain't sayin' it's preferable, i'm just shining a light on the alternatives. it might be an itchy spooning, but hey - no PMS. choose your poison!

khazalid wrote:i ain't sayin' it's preferable, i'm just shining a light on the alternatives. it might be an itchy spooning, but hey - no PMS. choose your poison!

You can plait my back hair any time your bored buddy. Though as arama will tell you, takes a while.

BoganGod wrote:

khazalid wrote:i ain't sayin' it's preferable, i'm just shining a light on the alternatives. it might be an itchy spooning, but hey - no PMS. choose your poison!

You can plait my back hair any time your bored buddy. Though as arama will tell you, takes a while.

plaiting you can live with khaz, but if he asks you to shave it.... Let's just say there wasn't a black-smith in Sweden that could make a razor up to the task. Not in New Zealand either if you beleive the rumours, it's one of the reasons he moved to Australia. That and to avoid numerous sexual harassment law-suits from farmers on all three major islands.
How anybody finds the time to harass sheep on Stewart Island is beyond me, but that's uncle bogey for you.
He doesn't do a half-ass job, pun intended.

Am contemplating a move to germany where their liberal attitudes towards zoophilia suggests that a person could be forgiven for or even encouraged to take the term "animal husbandry" literally.

This is the mental image I am taking into the coming clan war. Seuls, a great dane, a british bulldog, and anonymus doing the glamour photography. A tasteful black and white au natural shoot. khaza has put his hand up to be a fluffer on set if required.

Could you ask CoF whether the fine canine pictured as his avatar has an agent.

Arama you will be pleased to know I've solved the shaving conundrum. Electrolysis, not as shocking as it sounds. Tickles a bit. Small risk of combustion, and I don't like the smell of burning hair. All worth it though, now no static charge when I lean on walls or walk to close to the door frame.

That static charge will get you every time.

The Odd Fellows Union is delighted to add Dualta to its ranks.

Welcome mate

I guess he didn't enjoy his honeymoon period at Legion huh.

Another fine addition to our number. Welcome casper

Not sure how I missed this.. but Casper is a good pickup. Congrats!

Welcome casper and Dualta! Glad to have you on board.

Wow...so many of my ex THOTA brethren here...how things have changed...

I am glad to see Dako's avatar the same, though.

Oh hey there. I prefer to stay with a good one once I found it :). How are thing on your end? Fancy some doubles games?

Hi. I would like to join your clan.
I strongly believe I am one of the greatest players in CC history.
-8346 wins (40th)
-52% win%
-16136 games played (57th)
-master at trench warfare, team play, sequential or free-style
As the clan with the highest reputation I came to you first. Thank you for your consideration, I look forward to your reply.
TAKE NO PRISONERS,

Prevail07

prevail07 wrote:Hi. I would like to join your clan.
I strongly believe I am one of the greatest players in CC history.
-8346 wins (40th)
-52% win%
-16136 games played (57th)
-master at trench warfare, team play, sequential or free-style
As the clan with the highest reputation I came to you first. Thank you for your consideration, I look forward to your reply.
TAKE NO PRISONERS,

Prevail07

you came here first

benga wrote:

prevail07 wrote:Hi. I would like to join your clan.
I strongly believe I am one of the greatest players in CC history.
-8346 wins (40th)
-52% win%
-16136 games played (57th)
-master at trench warfare, team play, sequential or free-style
As the clan with the highest reputation I came to you first. Thank you for your consideration, I look forward to your reply.
TAKE NO PRISONERS,

Prevail07

you came here first

He's been to AQoH and HH as well. He's a bit of a clan Lothario, eh?

prevail07 wrote:Hi. I would like to join your clan.
I strongly believe I am one of the greatest players in CC history.
-8346 wins (40th)
-52% win%
-16136 games played (57th)
-master at trench warfare, team play, sequential or free-style
As the clan with the highest reputation I came to you first. Thank you for your consideration, I look forward to your reply.
TAKE NO PRISONERS,

Prevail07

PM sent

He must have meant posted here first.

93% attendance in 16k games with 4,1 ratings!

Dako wrote:Oh hey there. I prefer to stay with a good one once I found it . How are thing on your end? Fancy some doubles games?

Mayhap soon. I'm still debating whether or not I'm playing again. I just thought I'd drop in on TOFU and see how you all were doing.

betiko wrote:93% attendance in 16k games with 4,1 ratings!

Sounds like he has a lot of potential! Personally, I'm now officially jealous of TOFU. >.>