Conquer Club

God Emperor Q wrote:I would like to submit my application. Would be willing to leave my current clan if accepted. Have played with a few of you before, would be willing to be VERY active in clan activities.
Thanks
GEQ

This was a while ago, haven't been gotten back to yet. And I am searching for a new clan b/c my old one isn't all that active anymore.

God Emperor Q wrote:

God Emperor Q wrote:I would like to submit my application. Would be willing to leave my current clan if accepted. Have played with a few of you before, would be willing to be VERY active in clan activities.
Thanks
GEQ

This was a while ago, haven't been gotten back to yet. And I am searching for a new clan b/c my old one isn't all that active anymore.

Your clan is facing mine in a 120 game challenge, id say thats pretty active... But not sure if thats the kind of active you speak of, and you are free to do as you wish.

God Emperor Q wrote:

God Emperor Q wrote:I would like to submit my application. Would be willing to leave my current clan if accepted. Have played with a few of you before, would be willing to be VERY active in clan activities.
Thanks
GEQ

This was a while ago, haven't been gotten back to yet. And I am searching for a new clan b/c my old one isn't all that active anymore.

I now rescind my offer, as I have joined another clan. Thank you!

Hi GEQ,

Thanks for letting me know and may I wish you every success with EE.

Happy Christmas

Si (CoF)

Do you have room for me? (just kidding)

Looks like a good roster you guys are filling CoF. Look forward to seeing you all in Division 1 next year!

Thanks mate. Look forward to being there.

Love your new sig & av btw

si

Welcome to our newest members trapyoungand OutSider

Hip-Hip Hooray!

Keep that Talent hidden...

Chariot of Fire wrote:Welcome to our newest members trapyoungand OutSider

Welcome Fellow odd ones,we know you're gonna be a great addition the the family

lookin to join my 1st clan....like the look of you guys...im in if you will have me

Thank you Santa for your interest in TOFU.

A few of the main criteria for being in a clan - and enjoying the experience - are the ability to play competently in team games and/or contribute to the clan's forum.

From a quick check I see that in 14 months (and over 3,000 games) you have played 6 doubs and zero trips & quads, as well as making just 4 posts.

Whilst I'm sure are a proficient player at singles, with a wealth of experience already, I'm afraid there's no position for you within TOFU given your current teamplay record.

You are more than welcome to reapply after getting more team games under your belt and receiving favourable ratings from your partners.

All the best,

CoF

can i get in?

i have shitty personality, im usually rude to my teammates(compensations for small dick problem), i do play team games but with little if any success, i would stab you in a back in a heartbeat and there is no way in hell i would leave best clan here, ie Nemesis.

but i have more 1000 posts!

freakns wrote:can i get in?

i have shitty personality, im usually rude to my teammates(compensations for small dick problem), i do play team games but with little if any success, i would stab you in a back in a heartbeat and there is no way in hell i would leave best clan here, ie Nemesis.

but i have more 1000 posts!

And you forgot that your English is bad .

freakns wrote:can i get in?

i have shitty personality, im usually rude to my teammates(compensations for small dick problem), i do play team games but with little if any success, i would stab you in a back in a heartbeat and there is no way in hell i would leave best clan here, ie Nemesis.

but i have more 1000 posts!

TOFU regrets to inform you that it cannot admit someone with a ridiculously small penis.

You are more than welcome to reapply upon reaching puberty and receiving favourable ratings from your (sexual) partners.

All the best,

CoF

Dako wrote:

freakns wrote:can i get in?

i have shitty personality, im usually rude to my teammates(compensations for small dick problem), i do play team games but with little if any success, i would stab you in a back in a heartbeat and there is no way in hell i would leave best clan here, ie Nemesis.

but i have more 1000 posts!

And you forgot that your English is bad .

isnt that how you got in?

Chariot of Fire wrote:

freakns wrote:can i get in?

i have shitty personality, im usually rude to my teammates(compensations for small dick problem), i do play team games but with little if any success, i would stab you in a back in a heartbeat and there is no way in hell i would leave best clan here, ie Nemesis.

but i have more 1000 posts!

TOFU regrets to inform you that it cannot admit someone with a ridiculously small penis.

You are more than welcome to reapply upon reaching puberty and receiving favourable ratings from your (sexual) partners.

All the best,

CoF

damn it! almost...

If I join your mob do I need to lose the cat

comic boy wrote:If I join your mob do I need to lose the cat

No mate. I honestly think cat fanciers make up half the clan. Shatners Bassoon even talks about his in our forum, sad git. Besides, your av reminds me of a stray ginger tom I brought home once which proceeded to destroy the apartment (after pissing all over it).

Chariot of Fire wrote:

comic boy wrote:If I join your mob do I need to lose the cat

No mate. I honestly think cat fanciers make up half the clan. Shatners Bassoon even talks about his in our forum, sad git. Besides, your av reminds me of a stray ginger tom I brought home once which proceeded to destroy the apartment (after pissing all over it).

CoF, are you talking about a cat or is this something you didn't mean to share?

Hi,

do you recruit relative new ambitious players? I am interested in joining TOFU.

Who has to confirm that thing with the penis size?

mudfighter wrote:Hi,

do you recruit relative new ambitious players? I am interested in joining TOFU.

Who has to confirm that thing with the penis size?

I think we've got a special tool for that.. let me check the shed.

Knight2254 wrote:

mudfighter wrote:Hi,

do you recruit relative new ambitious players? I am interested in joining TOFU.

Who has to confirm that thing with the penis size?

I think we've got a special tool for that.. let me check the shed.

You don't allow people to self-measure and send you the results?! And is a penis a TOFU requirement? Your membership list would seem to indicate that it is!

You don't allow people to self-measure and send you the results?! And is a penis a TOFU requirement? Your membership list would seem to indicate that it is!

Not at all. We have Shatners Bassoon for instance

Hi,

do you recruit relative new ambitious players? I am interested in joining TOFU.

Who has to confirm that thing with the penis size?

Muddy....have sent you a PM.

Knight2254 wrote:I think we've got a special tool for that.. let me check the shed.

A special tool... Sounds scary in some way, I just would use a ruler.

Foxglove wrote:You don't allow people to self-measure and send you the results?! And is a penis a TOFU requirement? Your membership list would seem to indicate that it is!

If measuring by myself, we should arrange with the unit with you Americans. If I write 20, you think about inches, me about centimeters. Sorry if I put a picture in your minds...

Seems I just have to get some more experience in team games. Reserve a place for me, that was not my last visit...

Chariot of Fire wrote:

You don't allow people to self-measure and send you the results?! And is a penis a TOFU requirement? Your membership list would seem to indicate that it is!

Not at all. We have Shatners Bassoon for instance