Conquer Club

Arama86n wrote:

shocked439 wrote:Hey there tofu peeps.

I'm a fairly odd fellow, I love team games, i communicate like crazy in them and work well with teams and group strategy. I'm a former mythology member and have some experience in the clan world. I just got back into the game and miss the clan atmosphere, and the clan wars the most. Anyways if you're still recruiting and willing to give me a shot I'd love to try it out.

Communicate like crazy aye? well that sure sounds Odd
"Our people will be in contact with your people" and see if we can't set a date. Pro tip; bring yellow roses, craft beer, and catnip. Don't ask.

I wouldn't show up to a party with anything less than craft beer yellow roses and catnip. I have a secret stash I keep with me just in case. I also keep three different mustache waxes handy at all times.

shocked439 wrote:

Arama86n wrote:

shocked439 wrote:Hey there tofu peeps.

I'm a fairly odd fellow, I love team games, i communicate like crazy in them and work well with teams and group strategy. I'm a former mythology member and have some experience in the clan world. I just got back into the game and miss the clan atmosphere, and the clan wars the most. Anyways if you're still recruiting and willing to give me a shot I'd love to try it out.

Communicate like crazy aye? well that sure sounds Odd
"Our people will be in contact with your people" and see if we can't set a date. Pro tip; bring yellow roses, craft beer, and catnip. Don't ask.

I wouldn't show up to a party with anything less than craft beer yellow roses and catnip. I have a secret stash I keep with me just in case. I also keep three different mustache waxes handy at all times.

Oh my, you sound like a handy man to have around on a voyage. Let's go explore the New World.

you forgot the protein powder...

rockfist wrote:you forgot the protein powder...

Who needs protein powder when we have beef, cured in delicious salt cultivated from the tears of our enemies.

TOFU is always looking for a few great players. We aren't for everyone. We play to win everything we compete in. We don't win everything, but we are always part of the conversation and we do win more than our share. We take the game seriously.

You may wonder if you have what it takes. If you can communicate well are willing to learn and teach and have some boards that you excel at - you do.

I came to TOFU with no clan experience. It isn't necessary, although it can help.

If you want to win, we want you and we will give you the opportunity to win on the clan world's biggest stages. Please PM one of us if you are interested in speaking.

TOFU are very happy to welcome shocked439

Extreme Ways wrote:TOFU are very happy to welcome shocked439

Congrats on the pick up I noticed when you added him to the poly games

IcePack wrote:

Extreme Ways wrote:TOFU are very happy to welcome shocked439

Congrats on the pick up I noticed when you added him to the poly games

They promised me no hazing then this happened. I guess I did volunteer for it.

Also really glad to make the cut!

Extreme Ways wrote:TOFU are very happy to welcome shocked439

Great pickup...congrats

Two new members to our family...Welcome:
jghost7, and gambler21210

I am interested in joining your clan. I am back up playing regular now. I am a very good team player. You won't regret it

loutil wrote:Two new members to our family...Welcome:
jghost7, and gambler21210

Great pick ups

interested in joining TOFU...you guys are the best!!

I know jghost7, gambler21210, and lokisgal

You know lokisgal like I know lokisgal.

guido74 wrote:interested in joining TOFU...you guys are the best!!

I know jghost7, gambler21210, and lokisgal

Thank you Sir
Someone will be in touch via PM within a day or two.
Until then feel free to help yourself to beer and some cookies.
Our beer is even better than FOED's, having had a number of homebrewers in the clan over the years.
Sadly, our cookie standards have fallen somewhat since Seulessliathan got lost in a big cookie jar, and never came back.

I would be interested in joining TOFU.

I know gambler21210, lokisgal, and don't normally admit it, but also know hopalong

Why is everyone coming here saying they know my home gurlll?

dollarsnosense wrote:I would be interested in joining TOFU.

I know gambler21210, lokisgal, and don't normally admit it, but also know hopalong

Thanks for your interest, someone will be in touch within a few days
Does anyone really know hop? And does one dare ask oneself what knowing hop would entail, if you asked said hop?
A scary line of thought for sure.

Arama86n wrote:Sadly, our cookie standards have fallen somewhat since Seulessliathan got lost in a big cookie jar, and never came back.

How did that happen?

Seulessliathan wrote:

Arama86n wrote:Sadly, our cookie standards have fallen somewhat since Seulessliathan got lost in a big cookie jar, and never came back.

How did that happen?

I think you should come back and find out .

Is everyone coming back now?!

Yuppers. We called in the cavalry.

As we enter into battle with S&M, TOFU is pleased to announce the return of a legend. Please welcome back Chariot of Fire to the TOFU family. Be scared CC brethren, be very scared .

Seul and CoF back? Bravo!

You rang?