Conquer Club

You seem like you're a gambler, Betiko.

betiko wrote: but determine a winner by length of message and number of quotes. There is an algorithm for that!!

you need to divide that by the number of edited posts

Ahh, I missed a war vs KORT.

mike check, mike check ... 1, 2 ... 1, 3.14
is this thing on?!?

wtf is going on in here - did we all miss a deadline or something? where are all the fearless predictions?!!?

here is my fearsome prediction: the war ends 1-1 (and i am doing my best to ensure that KORT does get that 1 win, cuz i'm goo lick that). after 9 months of endless site resets, a new clan is born: The Union of oddlyRound kNights - TURN, for short. we all decide that we were never really interested in winning the war or the cup. what really mattered to us all was spending time together, so we all decide to TURN the page and merge. we can even invite iamcaffeine to join, if he promises to change his name to iamTURN.

oh the fun you will have in our Forums! my fave is 'Hook-Ups', where we share all of our dirty little fantasies. you really won't believe all the kinky weird stuff chrispond is into, and you have to check out the pics of cat in her 'innocent yet dangerous' school girl dominatrix outfit - who knew?

so, lets all cum together as won big, happy family, eh?

pleased to mate you, hope ewe guess my name!
hint: ihop


PS i am off into the woods fri around 3pm through to mon 8pmish to celebrate canadian labour day weekend - so thanks to all the women out there who have gone through labour so that we can raise the next generation of TURNers ... and to arnold schwarzenegger.



PSS apollo-geez four my spilling - sum times, it aint so goo.

hopalong wrote:
oh the fun you will have in our Forums! my fave is 'Hook-Ups', where we share all of our dirty little fantasies. you really won't believe all the kinky weird stuff chrispond is into

a bit nervous to follow up ihop but i have to ask who doesn't get "excited" after watching porn like this?



thinking most of the views on this video were me so maybe hopper is onto something?

it sure looks like that frog is squeezing so hard the fishes eyes are popping out.

I cant say I've ever mated so hard it popped an eye out....so yeah, i'm a little jealous.

damn - so much for the 1-1 prediction.

Damn, I was hoping for first blood

wow kort is starting to take a nice lead! does it look more even overall with the ongoing games?

It looks like KoRT will have the lead by a fair few games after the first set.

iAmCaffeine wrote:It looks like KoRT will have the lead by a fair few games after the first set.

It does, but I would never discount TOFUs ability to come back in the next rounds. They are definitely not out of the running.

fishydance wrote:

iAmCaffeine wrote:It looks like KoRT will have the lead by a fair few games after the first set.

It does, but I would never discount TOFUs ability to come back in the next rounds. They are definitely not out of the running.

Of course! Although you are very good at slipping away.

9-3 now... Keep going cows!

go go go cows!

Wow! Looks like tofu lost some motivation after the never ending ACE battle... Still 2 batches to go, you ll have to wake up quickly if you still want chances to fight for the title. I was expecting a close fight here!

betiko wrote:Wow! Looks like tofu lost some motivation after the never ending ACE battle... Still 2 batches to go, you ll have to wake up quickly if you still want chances to fight for the title. I was expecting a close fight here!

maybe people underestimated KORT's will to take back what they have been all along. The number 1 clan. No really... TOFU is no slouch and we KORT need to keep the pressure on them or else they will come back quick.

Bruceswar wrote:

betiko wrote:Wow! Looks like tofu lost some motivation after the never ending ACE battle... Still 2 batches to go, you ll have to wake up quickly if you still want chances to fight for the title. I was expecting a close fight here!

maybe people underestimated KORT's will to take back what they have been all along. The number 1 clan. No really... TOFU is no slouch and we KORT need to keep the pressure on them or else they will come back quick.

well I guess after batch 1 you guys will have half of your homework done, so winning only 8/20 on batch 2 & 3 will be enough to bring back the title your way.

betiko wrote:

Bruceswar wrote:

betiko wrote:Wow! Looks like tofu lost some motivation after the never ending ACE battle... Still 2 batches to go, you ll have to wake up quickly if you still want chances to fight for the title. I was expecting a close fight here!

maybe people underestimated KORT's will to take back what they have been all along. The number 1 clan. No really... TOFU is no slouch and we KORT need to keep the pressure on them or else they will come back quick.

well I guess after batch 1 you guys will have half of your homework done, so winning only 8/20 on batch 2 & 3 will be enough to bring back the title your way.

We need 31 wins... soo not close yet... still a long ways to go....

Bruceswar wrote:

betiko wrote:

Bruceswar wrote:

betiko wrote:Wow! Looks like tofu lost some motivation after the never ending ACE battle... Still 2 batches to go, you ll have to wake up quickly if you still want chances to fight for the title. I was expecting a close fight here!

maybe people underestimated KORT's will to take back what they have been all along. The number 1 clan. No really... TOFU is no slouch and we KORT need to keep the pressure on them or else they will come back quick.

well I guess after batch 1 you guys will have half of your homework done, so winning only 8/20 on batch 2 & 3 will be enough to bring back the title your way.

We need 31 wins... soo not close yet... still a long ways to go....

yeah but you guys will probably get around 15 on batch 1, so my comment stands. you guys will just need to lose by a small margin batch 2 & 3 to reach 31.

I don't underestimate TOFU by any means, and I am not sure that we would have 15 wins in Round 1. At one point, we estimated around 13 with a couple of games still undecided.

There is most definitely room for them to bounce back.

Did TOFU forget to eat their vegetables?

IcePack wrote:Did TOFU forget to eat their vegetables?

Hysterical!

no CoF, no tofu

Emmdizzle wrote:no CoF, no tofu

TOFU today is a very different clan than the one that beat KORT 18 months ago. More than half the membership has changed, not just CoF.
Chariot of Fire is utterly irreplaceable. That said, we beat ACE without him (and without other CC legends that have retired), so I think your assessment is rather unfair and disrespectful.

Kort is playing well, and have secured a nice start. But this is a long way from finished.