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Death By Comity vs Dark Defenders [17-23] FINAL

Postby packrat31306 on Sat Oct 04, 2008 11:40 am

DBC is greatest clan in the world,
All other clans are run by little girls,
DBC number one exporter of ass-kicking fun,
Other clans have inferior fun,

DBC home of 'the majority rule,'
Everyone matter except SHo0t4U not matter,
"new member" Filtration system a marvel to behold,
It remove 90 percent of human solid waste,

DBC, DBC you very nice clan,
From special siggies to secret forums,
DBC friend of all except Captain Killroy,
He very silly with no captian rank,

DBC ass-kickings best in the world,
We created cry-babies and whine-ohs,
DBC's skills cleanest of the clans,
Except of course that "other" clan,

DBC, DBC, you so very nice clan,
From special siggies to secret forums,

Come grasp the might mushroom of our leader.
From junction with the mycelium to tip of its umbrella!

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the fear of the name Death By Comity is great, therefore i understand why your leader did not reply to the following message sent Oct 2nd.

packrat31306 wrote:Death By Comity calls out the Dark Defenders! we challenge you guys to a 40 game war. you make 20 and we make 20. we have a roster all made up and will await to hear from you as you are the leader. we will be making this public either on the acceptance from you or if we have not heard anything back regarding this urgent matter within the next 2 days. it will be posted in callouts and the link will be provided for you.

all replies are to be sent to myself and to Calidrmr.

Packrat31306
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Calidrmr
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and the rest of DBC


we are ready to go....what is your verdict?
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Re: Deathy By Comity calls out the Dark Defenders

Postby Calidrmr on Mon Oct 06, 2008 7:14 am

updated war sheet current as of 11/5/08

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Hello.....*taps microphone* is this thing on? Hello?????

*crickets chirping*

looks like they're running scared... :twisted:
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Re: Deathy By Comity calls out the Dark Defenders

Postby packrat31306 on Mon Oct 06, 2008 11:19 am

it would appear that the Dark Defenders are pretty much non existant! is no one around?????????
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Re: Deathy By Comity calls out the Dark Defenders

Postby Major Roadworks on Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:10 pm

We have little time to check these sissy bitchslapping forums due to being tied up handing out beatdowns on site. However, you have our attention now, gentlemen, and the gears of the DD war machine are grinding in your direction... [-o<


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Re: Deathy By Comity calls out the Dark Defenders

Postby packrat31306 on Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:13 pm

Major Roadworks wrote:We have little time to check these sissy bitchslapping forums due to being tied up handing out beatdowns on site. However, you have our attention now, gentlemen, and the gears of the DD war machine are grinding in your direction... [-o<


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oh that's so cute....you use such big words since your leader doesn't want to respond herself! :lol: here, *hands MR a cookie* now run along and play with your friends and tell the leader that if she wants to be taken seriously she could at least pick up the pm.........."the gears of the DD war machine"........ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Deathy By Comity calls out the Dark Defenders

Postby Major Roadworks on Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:17 pm

I like cookies.

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Re: Deathy By Comity calls out the Dark Defenders

Postby packrat31306 on Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:23 pm

so.......

DD has 22 members (23 if leader is counted) and NO ONE saw this thread.....i had to track you down just to make you peeps aware of this extremely important issue? hmmmmm..........

it must be the 3.5 min qualification to gain entry........
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Re: Deathy By Comity calls out the Dark Defenders

Postby Juan_Bottom on Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:28 pm

They're too busy blowing out candles PR, let's at least be fair about this. It's not easy defending the dark all the time, what with streetlights, and nightlights, glowsicks, lanterns, and citronella candles, that flashing "12:00" on vcrs, floodlights, barnlights.... I mean, there's only soo many window shades to go around, right? So lets be fair. If I had to protect dark from light all the time... whoa.... right?
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Re: Deathy By Comity calls out the Dark Defenders

Postby Major Roadworks on Mon Oct 06, 2008 5:28 pm

The words of a wise man.

Doubtless, our task is great and we are but mortals... yet we shall overcome. We are currently engaged in a plot to destroy the sun, which will totally lighten the workload, so to speak.

Nevertheless, we must find time to put Death By Comity's lights out for them too...

To all things, an end
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Re: Deathy By Comity calls out the Dark Defenders

Postby Juan_Bottom on Mon Oct 06, 2008 5:38 pm

Major Roadworks wrote:The words of a wise man.

Doubtless, our task is great and we are but mortals... yet we shall overcome. We are currently engaged in a plot to destroy the sun, which will totally lighten the workload, so to speak.

Nevertheless, we must find time to put Death By Comity's lights out for them too...

To all things, an end
Hello, Darkness, my old friend


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ur weird.
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Re: Deathy By Comity calls out the Dark Defenders

Postby Major Roadworks on Mon Oct 06, 2008 6:30 pm

ur weird.



The words of a wise man.


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Re: Deathy By Comity calls out the Dark Defenders

Postby packrat31306 on Mon Oct 06, 2008 8:21 pm

Major Roadworks wrote:
To all things, an end
Hello, Darkness, my old friend


wow....there must have been a lot of thought put into creating such a poem as you have stated. is that like a clan statement or what? also, how come non of your dark buddies have decided to join you in this exchange of words and idle threats?
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Re: Deathy By Comity calls out the Dark Defenders

Postby packrat31306 on Mon Oct 06, 2008 8:24 pm

Juan_Bottom wrote:They're too busy blowing out candles PR, let's at least be fair about this. It's not easy defending the dark all the time, what with streetlights, and nightlights, glowsicks, lanterns, and citronella candles, that flashing "12:00" on vcrs, floodlights, barnlights.... I mean, there's only soo many window shades to go around, right? So lets be fair. If I had to protect dark from light all the time... whoa.... right?


that's right.....i forgot. the dark pretenders are busy trying to retrieve all of the mag lights through out the world. good luck with that, mr spokesman for the lazy pretenders. :lol:
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Re: Deathy By Comity calls out the Dark Defenders

Postby Major Roadworks on Mon Oct 06, 2008 9:15 pm

I don't pretend to be anything. I just am.
I don't try to write poems or slogans. I just write.
And I don't make idle threats.
Or trade insults.

Most of all I enjoy a nice bit of banter. As, hopefully, do you.

With regard to anyone else joining me from the Dark Defenders, I doubt they are aware of this thread as I haven't told any of them. Do I not entertain you enough? 8-)

I haven't heard from our Clan chieftain for a couple of weeks now, which is unlike her, so we will all have to be patient and hope she returns soon so we can get this party started. :twisted:


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Re: Deathy By Comity calls out the Dark Defenders

Postby Juan_Bottom on Mon Oct 06, 2008 11:28 pm

You should either quit the double D for a new clan or become the new leader. Though I think it is a tad irresponsable not to tell the rest of the double D.

What is up with your leader though? This is the second challenge where we have hit the roadblock of a leader who doesn't exist.... Maybe we need some Major Roadworks to remidy this roadblock?
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Re: Deathy By Comity calls out the Dark Defenders

Postby BoganGod on Tue Oct 07, 2008 4:08 am

Bring it on. WE ARE READY. How would you like to format the games? I think if will play forty games in total, 8each of 5different maps, with a selection of different styles, ie doubles, singles, esc, flat, no card. If you can take it comity? We know you like pain...... Are valiant leader has been held by those that favour the light, until Major R and I can rescue her, we will be sharing the leadership. Watch out, we will open up a can of whup arse!!!!
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Re: Deathy By Comity calls out the Dark Defenders

Postby packrat31306 on Tue Oct 07, 2008 11:33 am

BoganGod wrote:Bring it on. WE ARE READY. How would you like to format the games? I think if will play forty games in total, 8each of 5different maps, with a selection of different styles, ie doubles, singles, esc, flat, no card. If you can take it comity? We know you like pain...... Are valiant leader has been held by those that favour the light, until Major R and I can rescue her, we will be sharing the leadership. Watch out, we will open up a can of whup arse!!!!


we will be posting the roster in this thread sometime today. we have twenty games and settings created and they are consisting of 5 games of each: singles, doubles, trips, and quads.
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Re: Deathy By Comity calls out the Dark Defenders

Postby Calidrmr on Tue Oct 07, 2008 12:03 pm

packrat31306 wrote:
BoganGod wrote:Bring it on. WE ARE READY. How would you like to format the games? I think if will play forty games in total, 8each of 5different maps, with a selection of different styles, ie doubles, singles, esc, flat, no card. If you can take it comity? We know you like pain...... Are valiant leader has been held by those that favour the light, until Major R and I can rescue her, we will be sharing the leadership. Watch out, we will open up a can of whup arse!!!!


we will be posting the roster in this thread sometime today. we have twenty games and settings created and they are consisting of 5 games of each: singles, doubles, trips, and quads.


here is the DBC WAR ROSTER:

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we can make our 20 games first, you can make your 20 games first, or we could go in order of game type, meaning 10 singles, then do dubs, etc. or any combination you want...we are flexible...

Let's get this party started... :twisted: & it will be us opening up that can of whup arse on you, savvy... :twisted:


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Re: Deathy By Comity calls out the Dark Defenders

Postby Major Roadworks on Wed Oct 08, 2008 4:30 pm

Greetings, generals.

Our list is taking shape. We shall be in further contact within the next few days.

Until then, rest up and sleep well.

It'll be getting Dark soon and we mostly come at night...... mostly.



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Re: Deathy By Comity calls out the Dark Defenders

Postby Juan_Bottom on Wed Oct 08, 2008 5:55 pm

Major Roadworks wrote:It'll be getting Dark soon and we mostly come at night...... mostly.

Me too, my girlfriend works days... but sometimes I get board(stiff hehe) during the afternoon sometimes you know? I'm pretty sure that's the norm anyway. But do you guys come together? It sounds like that's what your saying and that is NOT normal bro....
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Re: Deathy By Comity calls out the Dark Defenders

Postby Major Roadworks on Wed Oct 08, 2008 11:54 pm

Major Roadworks wrote:
It'll be getting Dark soon and we mostly come at night...... mostly.


I know you know I was quoting a little girl there. Most little girls have tougher chat than me.

As for doing the no-pants dance, I have perfectly healthy, normal appetites - gettin' down with the ladies one on one. Sure, I sometimes jizz on a dead kitten, set it on fire, then skin it and choke myself with it's charred hide but who doesn't, right? Exactly.



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Re: Deathy By Comity calls out the Dark Defenders

Postby Major Roadworks on Sat Oct 11, 2008 6:35 pm

Evening gents, ladies...

Our games roster and our players for your games are just about finalised. It seems that due to unforseen circumstances betond her control Chasex, our leader, will not be around for the forseeable. I am currently talking to the site staff about getting temporary powers of leadership to get things moving. You mentioned before that you had a keen Freestyle player - it seems so do we. Which of the Singles games would you like to be Freestyle? I don't think our guy cares much. :twisted:


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Re: Deathy By Comity calls out the Dark Defenders

Postby Calidrmr on Sat Oct 11, 2008 7:14 pm

Major Roadworks wrote:Evening gents, ladies...

Our games roster and our players for your games are just about finalised. It seems that due to unforseen circumstances betond her control Chasex, our leader, will not be around for the forseeable. I am currently talking to the site staff about getting temporary powers of leadership to get things moving. You mentioned before that you had a keen Freestyle player - it seems so do we. Which of the Singles games would you like to be Freestyle? I don't think our guy cares much. :twisted:


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Evening to you, too Major Roadworks & all...

thanks for keeping us updated...sorry to hear about your leader...we went through a similar situation not long ago...we would like the games with LYR, player #2 on our roster, to be freestyle, thanks! did BoganGod let you know that LYR is also a freemium & we are asking your player to set up both games for this war? we would really appreciate it...for our game, he would like Classic map, his settings are flat, unlimited, sunny.

woo hoo...lets get this party started...lol :twisted:
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Re: Deathy By Comity calls out the Dark Defenders

Postby ronzerox on Sun Oct 12, 2008 10:32 am

OK BITCHES,you shall see the darkness as we plan to swell your eyes shut.Chasex will return with a vengeance the likes you children have yet to behold.In the meantime,would any of you pansies fancy a small bitch slappin by the hands of RONZEROX? 8-)
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Re: Deathy By Comity calls out the Dark Defenders

Postby Juan_Bottom on Sun Oct 12, 2008 1:45 pm

ronzerox wrote:OK BITCHES,you shall see the darkness as we plan to swell your eyes shut.

Yeah, if I have to read any more of this dribble my eyes will swell shut.

ronzerox wrote:Chasex will return with a vengeance the likes you children have yet to behold.

This is probably true actually, as Chasex didn't bother to show up the first time. So any "return" would be a first for me...

ronzerox wrote:In the meantime,would any of you pansies fancy a small bitch slappin by the hands of RONZEROX?

You should slow down... your head is going to explode...
Are you in the challenge? :)
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