Death By Comity vs Dark Defenders [17-23] FINAL

[Smokingdude420]

oh yeah look at me moving back up I'm not a low level cook anymore

[Juan_Bottom]

What? It's been like 10 minutes. At this rate you'll be Conquerer by the end of the day.

[Smokingdude420]

shit I wish. So hows DBC been and the GH man I missed those forums they were the funniest

[Juan_Bottom]

DBC is amazing... I can't tell you what goes on though(it's a clan secret, members only )
But the GH has pretty much proven its superiority over the "other" clan. MeDeFe is the new leader though, fo' sho'.

[Smokingdude420]

oh i see i see well as your old leader of DBC i command you to tell me DBCs secrets I hate secrets especially when I don't know them lol

[Juan_Bottom]

Oh it's nothing really, unless you like boobs. And hot wax.

[Smokingdude420]

oh but of course what kind of guy would I be if I didn't like that?

[Major Roadworks]

Sooooooo..........


I've got a tub of hot boobwax here, can I join in this back-slapping man-love hugfest or what?

:/

[Juan_Bottom]

Sooooooo..........


I've got a tub of hot boobwax here, can I join in this back-slapping man-love hugfest or what?

:/

I believe I already answered your question:

Where the heck has Smokingdude420 been? I thought I'd see him more than I have... I miss him... but not in a gay way. It's not like I'm in the Dark Defender clan or anything.

No.


Ok, PR, why does this title say Deathy By Comity?

[Calidrmr]

my dramatic return huh? lol someday i will return I actually came on a little bit and playing some speed games seeing about getting some points to get up outta the cook area map blaster really did f*ck me up

Yeah... no one can just walk away.... CC's got the candy. And SD needs his candy....
College and a baby? Do you sleep?

Also everyone, plz go away. This is now the "SD is awesome so tell us about that thread."

The classic map is being re-made there was a "potential" lawsuit....

Also, Cali totally tells us all the time about how she's like 10times the leader you are. I tried to tell her to shut up but she bit me... I'd show you, but it's kinda private, ya know?

lmao...better watch out juan or i'll bite you again....

[Calidrmr]

lol I wasn't a good leader I tried though but Cali knows that I could kick her butt on any map any day

bring it on dude...i mean cadet...

[Calidrmr]

Sooooooo..........


I've got a tub of hot boobwax here, can I join in this back-slapping man-love hugfest or what?

:/

I believe I already answered your question:

Where the heck has Smokingdude420 been? I thought I'd see him more than I have... I miss him... but not in a gay way. It's not like I'm in the Dark Defender clan or anything.

No.

sorry, Major Roadworks...

Ok, PR, why does this title say Deathy By Comity?

OMG...i never even noticed that...

[Juan_Bottom]

OMG...i never even noticed that...

I don't think it said that before. What the crack is that about?

[Calidrmr]

Hello Major Roadworks et al...

sorry to be taking so long with this...seems most of our clan decided to take a "Hump Day" holiday yesterday(myself included... man, Wednesdays suck... ) & we are still waiting for all the games to be created/joined atm...we do have a few that are ready for your peeps to join...so here they are...i will update the spreadsheet later on today...btw...we all have resigned ourselves to playing on the "new" ass-sucking maps...

Singles:

Game 3471399 Juan_Bottom vs Hacx5nine---middle ea...i mean "centerscape"
Game 3472134 Juan_Bottom vs Major Roadworks---centerscape

Dubs:
Game 3469325 Calidrmr & FeeBee vs Hacx5nine---USA (woo!)

Trips:
Game 3469330 Calidrmr, Packrat31306, & Juan_Bottom vs Badcrix, Camodan & Slytown---Benelux

Quads:
Game 3469339 Calidrmr, Packrat31306, Juan_Bottom & Ericleung vs Camodan, Sirbutchy33, Ronzerox & Trevorp---Montreal

password for these games is "DBCRULES!"

should have more games ready soon...

Good luck & have fun all...course that translates to DBC WINS...

[Calidrmr]

OMG...i never even noticed that...

I don't think it said that before. What the crack is that about?

no clue but only the OP can change the subject line for the whole thread...(i think...i know when you post a reply to a thread you can change the subject but that is only for the post you make...as far as i know...)

[Major Roadworks]

I think it's cute that you guys have a little pet-name for your clan.

Personally, I think it would undermine any credibility a clan was supposed to have as a fighting unit if it went around adding a 'y' everywhere to soften it's name up but maybe that's just me.
The Darky Denenderys? I think not.

With regard to the games - I'm on it, let's go! Will re-post the details on our clan forum.

Hope you guys are happy about the whole exclusionist party you've got going on over there - I'm sat here smothered in boobwax, ready to go! Now where did I put that kitten.....?

[Juan_Bottom]

I think it's cute that you guys have a little pet-name for your clan.

You should here what we call your clan.

Hope you guys are happy about the whole exclusionist party you've got going on over there - I'm sat here smothered in boobwax, ready to go! Now where did I put that kitten.....?

My guess is you were born with a "kitten" between your legs.

[Major Roadworks]

Why, Mr.Bottom!

Are you suggesting my penis has claws and is covered in fur.....? That is indeed a bizarre and confusing slur.

Hope you are looking forward to playing this 'centrescape' nonsense map as much as I am!
So you know, I won't join our game until Saturday as I am going out of town early Friday and won't be back until the next day. Better safe than deadbeat.

Just out of curiosity... you guys must have a lot of female players in your clan, right? Otherwise a person might think it odd that your 'clan secrets' involve hot wax and boobs... unless, of course, we're talking 'manboobs'... but that raises even MORE questions....

[Juan_Bottom]

Are you suggesting my penis has claws and is covered in fur.....? That is indeed a bizarre and confusing slur.

No, I'm implying that your penis is a vagina. Why did you make me say it?

Hope you are looking forward to playing this 'centrescape' nonsense map as much as I am!

I am!

Just out of curiosity... you guys must have a lot of female players in your clan, right? Otherwise a person might think it odd that your 'clan secrets' involve hot wax and boobs... unless, of course, we're talking 'manboobs'... but that raises even MORE questions....

Something tells me that you are one of those Mormon or Catholic types that has only ever tried missionary---and only to have kids...
Also, yes.

[Major Roadworks]

Something tells me that you are one of those Mormon or Catholic types that has only ever tried missionary---and only to have kids...

You know, it's funny - wife No.3 said the same thing to me only last night as I placed myself into the proper position to create our sixth child....

[Calidrmr]

Woo Hoo!!! War has broken out & the first shots have been fired!!

Game 3469339

[Smokingdude420]

lol I wasn't a good leader I tried though but Cali knows that I could kick her butt on any map any day

bring it on dude...i mean cadet...

cadet or not I've kicked your butt before

[Calidrmr]

lol I wasn't a good leader I tried though but Cali knows that I could kick her butt on any map any day

bring it on dude...i mean cadet...

cadet or not I've kicked your butt before

yeh...well i seem to remember kickin your butt a few times too...

[Calidrmr]

Update time...

Finished games:
Game 3481819 DD win...Packrat31306 vs Ronzerox
Game 3481816 DBC win...Packrat31306 vs BoganGod (Woo Hoo Packrat!! )
Game 3472134 DD win...Juan_Bottom vs Major Roadworks

Ongoing games:

Game 3472134 Calidrmr & FeeBee vs Ronzerox & Camodan
Game 3469339 Calidrmr, Packrat31306, Juan_Bottom & Ericleung vs. Camodan, Sirbutchy33, Ronzerox & Trevorp

Games waiting for DD opponents (pw DBC RULES!):

Game 3471399 Juan_Bottom vs Hacx5nine (waiting for Hacx5nine)
Game 3469330 Calidrmr, Packrat31306 & Juan_Bottom vs Badcrix (not joined), Camodan (joined) & Slytown (joined)

New games ready for opponents (pw DBC RULES!):

Game 3481825 Packrat31306 & Eigidansei vs Hacx5nine & Camodan
Game 3496667 Eigidansei & LYR vs BoganGod & Badcrix
Game 3496677 Eigidansei, Juan_Bottom & LYR vs Paragon42, Hacx5nine & Azathoth (i hope this won't be a problem but my guy made this a King of the Mountains game instead of centerscape...let me know if that is a problem...)
Game 3479739 Calidrmr, LYR, Juan_Bottom & Packrat31306 vs Camodan, Hacx5nine, Badcrix & Trevorp
Game 3471389 Juan_Bottom, Packrat31306, FeeBee & Calidrmr vs Badcrix, Major Roadworks, Azathoth & Camodan

New game with pw DBC_WINS

Game 3498133 Pimpdave & Calidrmr vs Major Roadworks & Azathoth

[Calidrmr]

ok...a few more games are ready:

Game 3469539 trips with Major Roadworks, Hacx5nine & Badcrix on centerscape...pw DBC RULES!
Game 3481833 dubs with Paragon42 & Sirbutchy33 on middle east...pw DBC RULES!
Game 3481879 trips with Paragon42, Sirbutchy33 & Trevorp on classic shapes...pw DBC RULES!
Game 3498140 trips with Ronzerox, BoganGod & Sirbutchy33 on classic...pw DBC_WINS
Game 3498143 trips with Paragon42, Sirbutchy33, Ronzerox & Azathoth on Battle of Actium...pw DBC_WINS