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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby AAFitz on Tue May 19, 2015 8:18 am

The Time has come
I do believe,

To join a group
and never leave

The Monkeys, a clan
that once most hated

by horses and ponies,
long since abated

And now I see my former mates
we threw some dice, sealed many fates

Once again perhaps should be
that next to them, could it be me?
I'm Spanking Monkey now....err...I mean I'm a Spanking Monkey now...that shoots milk
Too much. I know.
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby RiskTycoon on Tue May 19, 2015 8:44 am

PM sent.

Hi pal :)
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby Arama86n on Tue May 19, 2015 9:17 am

AAFitz wrote:The Time has come
I do believe,

To join a group
and never leave

The Monkeys, a clan
that once most hated

by horses and ponies,
long since abated

And now I see my former mates
we threw some dice, sealed many fates

Once again perhaps should be
that next to them, could it be me?


=D> =D> =D>
What it lacks in perfection, is sure as hell makes up for in effort.
Refreshing.
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby codeblue1018 on Tue May 19, 2015 4:28 pm

AAFitz wrote:The Time has come
I do believe,

To join a group
and never leave

The Monkeys, a clan
that once most hated

by horses and ponies,
long since abated

And now I see my former mates
we threw some dice, sealed many fates

Once again perhaps should be
that next to them, could it be me?


=D>
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby AAFitz on Tue May 19, 2015 7:47 pm

Arama86n wrote:
AAFitz wrote:The Time has come
I do believe,

To join a group
and never leave

The Monkeys, a clan
that once most hated

by horses and ponies,
long since abated

And now I see my former mates
we threw some dice, sealed many fates

Once again perhaps should be
that next to them, could it be me?


=D> =D> =D>
What it lacks in perfection, is sure as hell makes up for in effort.
Refreshing.


Inspired by Jiminski himself, and yes, it obviously is nowhere near perfection in delivery, but if its not obvious, its actually from the heart.

If anyone that doesn't know me, or does and wants to hear me out, by all means shoot me a pm.

Its been many years since thota which I thoroughly enjoyed, and as I told Risk, I kind of miss having a group of semi-strangers to share things with...
Until now, the idea of joining a clan didn't interest me, but now Im ready again, and picked this one, because of the fellow former thota members, and the other
members I always enjoyed as well.

Im looking for some good clean fun, a group of people I can trust, and no drama whatsoever.

I know by your roster I can find that here. Hopefully you can trust you'll find the same in me. :D
I'm Spanking Monkey now....err...I mean I'm a Spanking Monkey now...that shoots milk
Too much. I know.
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby AAFitz on Tue May 19, 2015 7:52 pm

codeblue1018 wrote:
AAFitz wrote:The Time has come
I do believe,

To join a group
and never leave

The Monkeys, a clan
that once most hated

by horses and ponies,
long since abated

And now I see my former mates
we threw some dice, sealed many fates

Once again perhaps should be
that next to them, could it be me?


=D>


Thanks man. I know its sloppy as hell, but I read jimi's original post and just went with it...
I'm Spanking Monkey now....err...I mean I'm a Spanking Monkey now...that shoots milk
Too much. I know.
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby Lindax on Tue May 19, 2015 11:14 pm

I remember the good old times when we were about to kick THOTA's arse. Unfortunately kratos started missing turns and we ended up losing the war by 1 game. That cost me about 10 years of my life. I would have loved to spank his monki arse with something really painful. Is he still an active member?

Lx
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby codeblue1018 on Wed May 20, 2015 12:19 am

Lindax wrote:I remember the good old times when we were about to kick THOTA's arse. Unfortunately kratos started missing turns and we ended up losing the war by 1 game. That cost me about 10 years of my life. I would have loved to spank his monki arse with something really painful. Is he still an active member?

Lx


He's around on a part time basis; What, Kratos doesn't miss turns :D
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby Lindax on Wed May 20, 2015 1:00 am

codeblue1018 wrote:
Lindax wrote:I remember the good old times when we were about to kick THOTA's arse. Unfortunately kratos started missing turns and we ended up losing the war by 1 game. That cost me about 10 years of my life. I would have loved to spank his monki arse with something really painful. Is he still an active member?

Lx


He's around on a part time basis; What, Kratos doesn't miss turns :D


Of course he doesn't. One example of many over the last few weeks:

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And with part-time you mean he shows up now and then, right? So nothing has changed over the years. I left because of him, how can you still have a loser like him on your roster?

Lx
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby codeblue1018 on Wed May 20, 2015 1:58 am

Lindax wrote:
codeblue1018 wrote:
Lindax wrote:I remember the good old times when we were about to kick THOTA's arse. Unfortunately kratos started missing turns and we ended up losing the war by 1 game. That cost me about 10 years of my life. I would have loved to spank his monki arse with something really painful. Is he still an active member?

Lx


He's around on a part time basis; What, Kratos doesn't miss turns :D


Of course he doesn't. One example of many over the last few weeks:

Click image to enlarge.
image


And with part-time you mean he shows up now and then, right? So nothing has changed over the years. I left because of him, how can you still have a loser like him on your roster?

Lx


Haha, he's a good dude and player mate. He, like many of us have a lot going on in the past year and quite honestly, CC is secondary. I understand your sentiments tho.
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby skillfull on Thu May 21, 2015 6:01 am

Lindax wrote:I remember the good old times when we were about to kick THOTA's arse. Unfortunately kratos started missing turns and we ended up losing the war by 1 game. That cost me about 10 years of my life. I would have loved to spank his monki arse with something really painful. Is he still an active member?

Lx

We won them next year , in our second challenge...i think it was by 1 game as well!

EDIT: It is strange when you hear the truth sometimes. I thought LX has left for other reasons, not for kratos, but hey, that's life!
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby happy2seeyou on Fri May 22, 2015 1:32 pm

Who doesn't love a Fitz poem. Nice to be browsing through and stumble across that.
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby RiskTycoon on Fri May 22, 2015 1:45 pm

Hi Happy,

Nice to see you stumbling around. I thought you kicked that habit?
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby happy2seeyou on Sat May 23, 2015 1:12 pm

RiskTycoon wrote:Hi Happy,

Nice to see you stumbling around. I thought you kicked that habit?


I probably wouldn't have had a migraine this morning if I kicked that habit. :(
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby RiskTycoon on Sat May 23, 2015 3:31 pm

happy2seeyou wrote:
RiskTycoon wrote:Hi Happy,

Nice to see you stumbling around. I thought you kicked that habit?


I probably wouldn't have had a migraine this morning if I kicked that habit. :(


:lol:

Good to see you creepin' :)
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby merch313 on Tue May 26, 2015 4:59 pm

Someone new is swinging from the trees Welcome AAFitz =D>
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby RiskTycoon on Tue May 26, 2015 6:04 pm

welcome home to the trees! =D>
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby codeblue1018 on Tue May 26, 2015 7:09 pm

=D> =D>
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby jcmagno on Tue May 26, 2015 7:54 pm

=D> =D> =D>
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby iAmCaffeine on Wed May 27, 2015 6:10 am

Temporarily I'm guessing.
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby codeblue1018 on Wed May 27, 2015 6:54 am

iAmCaffeine wrote:Temporarily I'm guessing.


Don't guess mate; stick to what you know, which quite honestly, is nothing. :roll:
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby iAmCaffeine on Wed May 27, 2015 9:56 am

codeblue1018 wrote:
iAmCaffeine wrote:Temporarily I'm guessing.


Don't guess mate; stick to what you know, which quite honestly, is nothing. :roll:


Haha, sure I don't!
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby Shannon Apple on Wed May 27, 2015 11:16 am

codeblue1018 wrote:
iAmCaffeine wrote:Temporarily I'm guessing.


Don't guess mate; stick to what you know, which quite honestly, is nothing. :roll:


I friggen hate people who are all like "I have insider info, so I know everything before you even know it yourself." :lol: :roll:

Grats on the new recruit. =D>
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Re: The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

Postby luckywar on Thu May 28, 2015 8:26 am

Happy2seeyou...omg, it's been like 5yrs since we've played. Hope you're still kickin' arse.

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