Conquer Club

Yes, I'm having a very good laugh at how this thread is going..Bogan will be along to contribute soon.

Best of luck Atlantis, see you rising to the surface and beyond with the talent your putting together!!

Agent 86 wrote:Bogan will be along to contribute soon.

I'm afraid Bogan is no more...but i still hope he comes back. great player with lots of humor.

Agent 86 wrote:Best of luck Atlantis, see you rising to the surface and beyond with the talent your putting together!!

Thank you kindly!

I'd like to announce our newest member: Eaglebyrob

A fine choice!

Genoke wrote:I'd like to announce our newest member: Eaglebyrob

Congrats buddy!! GLAD you found a home!!!!

I've updates the first post (included the war threads)

Selective recruitment stands!
1. If you don't feel home in your own clan, or have/had some issues with the clan leader, pm me.
We'll be screening you from top till bottom and...play a few games to see if you fit our group. (means everyone likes to play on your side)
2. If you think you're a new talent...we'll check it out together

Congrats Eagle. Hope you enjoy the water.......

-OS

Genoke wrote:Selective recruitment stands!
1. If you don't feel home in your own clan, or have/had some issues with the clan leader, pm me.
We'll be screening you from top till bottom and...play a few games to see if you fit our group. (means everyone likes to play on your side)
2. If you think you're a new talent...we'll check it out together

Doors are still open for those...

Agent 86 wrote:Bogan will be along to contribute soon.

I hope you're right!

Genoke wrote:I've updates the first post (included the war threads)

Selective recruitment stands!
1. If you don't feel home in your own clan, or have/had some issues with the clan leader, pm me.
We'll be screening you from top till bottom and...play a few games to see if you fit our group. (means everyone likes to play on your side)
2. If you think you're a new talent...we'll check it out together

this sounds like cheep commercial for porn actress... i mean "if you think you have talent... lets come... errr, check together(uuuu yeah, in sweet harmony)". if this isnt porn, i dont know what is!

freakns wrote:

Genoke wrote:I've updates the first post (included the war threads)

Selective recruitment stands!
1. If you don't feel home in your own clan, or have/had some issues with the clan leader, pm me.
We'll be screening you from top till bottom and...play a few games to see if you fit our group. (means everyone likes to play on your side)
2. If you think you're a new talent...we'll check it out together

this sounds like cheep commercial for porn actress... i mean "if you think you have talent... lets come... errr, check together(uuuu yeah, in sweet harmony)". if this isnt porn, i dont know what is!

anon has vast experience in interviewing young talent
Freak just has his panties in a twist cause he's still buttsore after his last attempt to make the crew

EagleByRob wrote:A fine choice!

That made me laugh

freakns wrote:

Genoke wrote:I've updates the first post (included the war threads)

Selective recruitment stands!
1. If you don't feel home in your own clan, or have/had some issues with the clan leader, pm me.
We'll be screening you from top till bottom and...play a few games to see if you fit our group. (means everyone likes to play on your side)
2. If you think you're a new talent...we'll check it out together

this sounds like cheep commercial for porn actress... i mean "if you think you have talent... lets come... errr, check together(uuuu yeah, in sweet harmony)". if this isnt porn, i dont know what is!

I'm a leazy guy, so...when i make an announcement, i like to use it elsewhere too!

Genoke wrote:

Agent 86 wrote:Bogan will be along to contribute soon.

I hope you're right!

We finally pulled him over the line to play some games again on CC. And guess what...he likes clan games!

I'm happy to announce that the former founders of BoTFM have decided to join Atlantis!
BoganGod
GallantPellham
Since pirates likes the see, the choice for Atlantis was obvious.
Now we can let them sail their ships to conquer new grounds!

you guys are definitely going to be a force to reckon with.

patrickaa317 wrote:you guys are definitely going to be a force to reckon with.

at the very least we will have fun. I expect a lot of jokes about sex and goats. or something like that.

The rumours of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. Sadly for my devoted followers, stalkers, and worshipers most details of my recent exploits are covered by national secret legislation. Suffice to say, I've been busy.

Great News

I have a limited supply of a very special product for the discriminating sex fiend. A delicate tincture, made from my twice plaited back hair, sea manatee placenta, and a secret ingredient sourced from anonymus's bunga bunga goat leather dungeon grotto. Draq can vouch for the effectiveness of this rejuvenating sex tonic. In his capacity as official goat tester for MPG he has been using all the tincture the lab can produce. It is only due to his unplanned break from goat deflowering(friction burns, exacerbated by fleas) that this sovereign sexual remedy is available to the general public.

Any purchase enquires please contact my distribution assistant and product mixer/plaiter Bruceswar if you ask nicely I'm sure he will include a picture of himself in a dress, cupping a wookie wearing spandex.

Freakns and arama have given Bruce detailed instructions to give you free product if you agree to stop sending me pictures of you feeding each other sago pudding in the buff.

Goats anuses' everywhere tremble in fear when Bogangod stalks them.

first danryan comes back, and now bogangod... well, f*ck!
and here was i hoping all that time he spend with sheep will get him at least terminal flees, or he will finish as subject in some hospital after sticking his manhood in apiary, calling it drilling exercise... but here he is, sick and twisted as always... really, f*ck!


in other words, welcome back sailor, CC has missed your dirty mind!

ps. i have open ticket against danryan for being sober while posting, hope youll not make same mistake!

Words don't often fail me, but they did today when I stopped by this thread earlier. I still can't find anything fitting or witty enough to say, so I'll just let the smiley speak for me

you should see the mess he made in our clan forum. gonna need some bleach to clean that up.

Looking a lot like the old BOTFM crew is back together! You guys were feared before and you will be feared opponents again. Congrats on two great pickups and good luck on your rise to top of rankings!

Great-Ollie wrote:You guys were feared before

they were what? you mad?
only goats and sheep were feared of them... maybe transsexual dwarfs...

freakns wrote:

Great-Ollie wrote:You guys were feared before

they were what? you mad?
only goats and sheep were feared of them... maybe transsexual dwarfs...

sorry to say but here you're going wrong Freakns...those dwarfs were begging to join us!

The only reason the dwarfs didn't join us in fact is freakns related. Freak the ferret "trainer" offered them something "better". I won't discuss that in any more detail gentle readers. Bruce and his dresses, danryan and his goat whispering, have nothing on freakns in the perversity stakes. If partridges, feather blankets, and ferrets could talk..... Just rest assured of this, after seeing some photos of freakns in action I left this site for over a year. Scared my retinas.