Conquer Club

tdans wrote:I'm not awkward enough? Please do add me Dear Miss Squishy/.// I have many things I need Help with.. such as Females.. Life, and WTF people./.

Accepted, your photo essay truly moved the application committee.

squishyg wrote:

tdans wrote:I'm not awkward enough? Please do add me Dear Miss Squishy/.// I have many things I need Help with.. such as Females.. Life, and WTF people./.

Accepted, your photo essay truly moved the application committee.

i am clearly in need of help...let me in

caymanmew wrote:i am clearly in need of help...let me in

Please write a persuasive poem in iambic pentameter as part of your application package.

squishyg wrote:

caymanmew wrote:i am clearly in need of help...let me in

Please write a persuasive poem in iambic pentameter as part of your application package.

i dont understand your big words and i cant write poems anyways....i almost failed the poem unit in English

Victor Sullivan wrote:

rdsrds2120 wrote:Did my application get rolled out like cold turkey? Aunt squishy is forgetting about me. Time to go to uncle...jakewilliams

-rd

Whatever happened to jake, anyways? It seems like he just disappeared... I noticed his mod status is gone.

Wow I am out of touch on this thread! I went on paternity leave (see my sig).

I'm surprised squishy hasn't blabbered about what happened in her usergroup. She's already posted about it in the mod forum and McGill.

Class is in session! New applicants will be accepted on a rolling basis.

squishyg wrote:
Please write a persuasive poem in iambic pentameter as part of your application package.

In a world of hurt and news of sadness
Aunt Squish is now here for enlightenment
please favour me Squishy my life's a mess
do you give out corporal punishment?

Fruity, you remind me of the tory peer
(That glittering, executive career)
Who slinks around the suburban boudoirs
In glittering, executive, fast cars
Who, if he had been seen would fall from grace
But needs the whip to keep him in his place

wow reading these comments kind of makes me wanna join ha ha

I wish to enroll in this establishment of higher learning.

khazalid wrote:Fruity, you remind me of the tory peer
(That glittering, executive career)
Who slinks around the suburban boudoirs
In glittering, executive, fast cars
Who, if he had been seen would fall from grace
But needs the whip to keep him in his place

i snuck on here to apply in '11 damnit. i'm way too sweet for your dork parade anyway. check out my patterned socks. schwah

Ace offering advice to teens? WTH? Haha <3 ya Ace, but...

Although, looking at the lineup, half of them just wanted to call themselves teens to excuse their behaviour *looks at stunna*.