Maybe we could have a game mode where the humans play the neutrals on the map. They can neither win nor lose, and only the bots are allowed to play. The humans just have to log in and watch.
Or maybe we could try a new game mode where no moves are made at all. You just log in, the computer sets up your troops, and you press "Begin Turn" repeatedly, but nothing ever happens! In order to play this game mode you would have to download a special module for your webcam that would keep an eye on you and make sure you didn't fall asleep. Once you fall asleep or leave your computer, you are eliminated from the game.
Chrissakes, people! Zombie Spoils and No Forts isn't boring enough for you?
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