Modified Assault Odds
Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2011 3:48 pmOkay...we get it...the dice are random, but some people's dice are more "random" than others'.
For this reason, I would like to propose we have a modified assault odds add-on specifically designed for people who routinely have losing dice*
For example, a 10 vs 2 has not a 99% chance of success like in regular assault odds but is a mere 50/50 shot.
Moreover, a 5 vs 3 doesn't have a 64% chance of success; rather, the percentage is slow low that assault odds asks the player "not to even bother trying."
For a 3 vs 1 you must try to win the game, modified assault odds asks the player expel all anger by shouting at the top of his/her lungs for a few minutes before inevitably rolling losing dice.
How this will benefit the community
~Players can better predict what moves they can reasonably make.
~Players are more prepared for the losing dice they will have and are therefore less likely to complain in the chat.
~Players can compare and contrast what they should theoretically get with how badly they'll get spanked before ever hitting assault
*This suggestion is not self-serving. I believe I have great dice on the whole.
For this reason, I would like to propose we have a modified assault odds add-on specifically designed for people who routinely have losing dice*
For example, a 10 vs 2 has not a 99% chance of success like in regular assault odds but is a mere 50/50 shot.
Moreover, a 5 vs 3 doesn't have a 64% chance of success; rather, the percentage is slow low that assault odds asks the player "not to even bother trying."
For a 3 vs 1 you must try to win the game, modified assault odds asks the player expel all anger by shouting at the top of his/her lungs for a few minutes before inevitably rolling losing dice.
How this will benefit the community
~Players can better predict what moves they can reasonably make.
~Players are more prepared for the losing dice they will have and are therefore less likely to complain in the chat.
~Players can compare and contrast what they should theoretically get with how badly they'll get spanked before ever hitting assault
*This suggestion is not self-serving. I believe I have great dice on the whole.
. Really though, this suggestion doesn't make much sense 
