Conquer Club

Ok... so Im being a bit of a jerk here...
or maybe just giving away something of my sense of humor..

But what if we put some "Official Looking Buttons" On the wall.... Just Placebo's.. they do not do anything (except maybe count how many clicks they get)

Buttons would be
1) Reset Dice Randomizer (Would always reply: Dice have been Randomized
2) Undo Arrow (would always reply with "Feature Temporarily Unavailable)
3) Send a complaint to Lackattack (Would always reply with some randomized favorites that Lack decides to load it with.. Could be things like "Im Busy call back later" or "What's yer Problem now"? or... "Good Grief.. cant I even use the Bathroom in peace??? etc etc etc...

On the wall of the game however your opponents would get to see what you clicked or how many times you have clicked these buttons during the game and they would of course get to snicker behind your back and make fun of you...

All good Hazing... you know... ?-)

Maybe I should have named it "The NooB Console" ???

Sounds like something more for April fools?

Yeah maybe.. or install it for April fools and then just leave it up there... Tell about it in the fact sheet or in the rule book... so if they read the rules they would know.. then let them fall for it...

As amusing as this could be. The webmasters time could better be used elsewhere.

blakebowling wrote:As amusing as this could be. The webmasters time could better be used elsewhere.

Pleeeease?

This made me laugh. Especially the dice randomizer and message lack button.

"Feature Temporarily Unavailable". terrific idea

As amusing as this could be. The webmasters time could better be used elsewhere.

Yeah... your probably right... But even Webmasters need to have some fun just for the sake of it now and then...

Right? Let them out of their cage now and then...

How about a button that says... History Eraser Button Do not click!!! and if the person does click it... the entire game chat and all previous round info vanishes from his screen... not to be recovered... unless he goes out... and re-logs into the game maybe...

and yes.. I got the Idea from Ren and Stimpy....

This would be a lot of fun! Although, imagine how many complaints there would be. Ah well, they just don't have our elite sense of humor.

jeraado wrote:Sounds like something more for April fools?

What do you have against April fools?

Why are they any better than December fools?


You sir are an anti-aprilist and I find your post offensive.


Reported.

The title of this thread is offensive to my peoples.