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Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby Victor Sullivan on Wed Aug 10, 2011 7:50 pm

Phatscotty will be interrogated for Issue 54 of the CC Dispatch! Post your questions for him here! :)

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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby Joodoo on Wed Aug 10, 2011 7:53 pm

Three words to describe your position in the political spectrum?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby rdsrds2120 on Thu Aug 11, 2011 3:45 am

Who is Scotty, and why is he Phat (I don't believe your name is Scotty! :x)

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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby anonymus on Thu Aug 11, 2011 5:26 am

one thing i have been thinking a lot about is why on earth gun-nuts wants everybody to own guns,,
i mean if i owned guns already (most gun-nuts do) why would i be interested in more people having guns? how could that possibly benefit me?

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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby natty dread on Thu Aug 11, 2011 4:25 pm

Describe in 3 words your feelings about the Tea Party Death Squads.
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby squishyg on Thu Aug 11, 2011 10:01 pm

In 25 words or less persuade me to buy gold.
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Aug 12, 2011 12:05 am

How does it feel having to follow up the greatest person of all-time?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Aug 12, 2011 5:43 am

*SAX ATTAK!* LMAO, J/K! :P

I have exactly five questions.

    1 - WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

    2 - As a citizen of Minnesota, do you feel Paganism in Minnesota is an important enough topic to require its own Wikipedia entry? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paganism_in_Minnesota)

    3 - As a citizen of Minnesota, do you feel Minnesota is an important enough topic to require its own Wikipedia entry?

    4 - Wikipedia says the official bird of Minnesota is the Common Loon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_symb ... te_symbols). How many Common Loons do you know?

    5 - Wikipedia says the Minnesota accent is an "odd, sing-songy Scandinavian manner of speech, full of laconic sentences ending in Yah." Do you feel your accent is the reason some people in The Club don't understand your posts?

    6 - As a recent critic of Norway do you feel it's odd that you live in an ethnically Norwegian state? How many times have you eaten lutefisk in the last month?

    7 - If I invited you to see Conan the Barbarian (2011) with Army of God and me when it releases this month, would you come? Also, would you go see it with us?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:34 am

Do you think you present convincing arguments in the Off Topics forum? How many users do you think you've won over to your viewpoint?


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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby Ace Rimmer on Fri Aug 12, 2011 12:26 pm

Are you an ass or breast man?

How many guns do you own?

When was the last time you met an Ace Rimmer?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby trinicardinal on Fri Aug 12, 2011 12:46 pm

Who would you prefer to be rimmed by -

a) Ace Rimmer
b) saxitoxin
c) Army of GOD
d) All of the above
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10:42:43 ā€¹Sackett58ā€ŗ fine, I'll take my panties elsewhere
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby thegreekdog on Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:33 pm

From an economic perspective, how would you identify yourself (right/conservative or left/liberal or same) to the following users:

(1) Player563782
(2) thegreekdog
(3) spurgistan
(4) Night Strike

From a social perspective, how would you identify yourself (right/conservative or left/liberal or same) to the following users:

(1) Player563782
(2) thegreekdog
(3) spurgistan
(4) Night Strike

You have a pretty high rank... have you ever posted in general discussions? If so, do you post there often? Please elaborate as to why or why not.
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby Phatscotty on Fri Aug 12, 2011 7:02 pm

Victor Sullivan wrote:Phatscotty will be interrogated for Issue 54 of the CC Dispatch! Post your questions for him here! :)

-Sully


I want a question from you Sully!
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Aug 12, 2011 7:21 pm

*SAX ATTAK!* LMAO, J/K! :P

I have exactly six questions.

    1 - What is your preferred form of birth control: (a) condom, (b) withdrawal, (c) photograph of Angela Merkel?

    2 - If I offered you $100 million provided you move to either (a) Denmark, or, (b) Somalia, what would you do and why would you do it?

    3 - It's 2012 and you have been elevated to the Electoral College. There's a three-way tie between Barack Obama, Sarah Palin and Dennis Kucinich and you are the last person to vote. As the Elector of Minnesota, for whom do you cast the tie-breaking vote?

    4 - Have you ever had your 3rd amendment rights violated?

    5 - Do you want Victor Sullivan to ask you a question?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby rockfist on Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:50 pm

If you could dine with any person from history who would it be and why?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby Joodoo on Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:03 pm

Reaction to lolcat when you first saw it?
TheSaxlad wrote:The Dice suck a lot of the time.

And if they dont suck then they blow.

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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby HapSmo19 on Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:25 pm

If you could have a different meal every day of the week but the menu is repeated over and over forever, would you go insane?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby safariguy5 on Sat Aug 13, 2011 12:16 am

Which Watchmen's philosophy do you agree with the most?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby john9blue on Sat Aug 13, 2011 1:01 am

do you invest your money, and if so, in what?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby Victor Sullivan on Sat Aug 13, 2011 4:45 am

saxitoxin wrote:*SAX ATTAK!* LMAO, J/K! :P

I have exactly six questions.

    1 - What is your preferred form of birth control: (a) condom, (b) withdrawal, (c) photograph of Angela Merkel?

    2 - If I offered you $100 million provided you move to either (a) Denmark, or, (b) Somalia, what would you do and why would you do it?

    3 - It's 2012 and you have been elevated to the Electoral College. There's a three-way tie between Barack Obama, Sarah Palin and Dennis Kucinich and you are the last person to vote. As the Elector of Minnesota, for whom do you cast the tie-breaking vote?

    4 - Have you ever had your 3rd amendment rights violated?

    5 - Do you want Victor Sullivan to ask you a question?

And I have exactly four questions.

    1 - If you were to run the Newsletter for one issue, and got to decide on all content that is to be put into the issue by the Dispatch's eager and willing writers and reporters, what would it look like?

    2 - It's 2013 and you've miraculously won the 2012 election due to Conquer Club's global rally to get you elected. What is your first order of business, and why?

    3 - Why can't saxi and I count?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Aug 13, 2011 7:21 am

"Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist Party?"
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby BoganGod on Sun Aug 14, 2011 8:12 am

Would you support the tea party if it was called the coffee club?

How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Metric or imperial is fine

Most skilled lover in your experience jefjef, joshyboy or thegreekdog?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby Joodoo on Sun Aug 14, 2011 9:54 am

How many lives do non-domestic cats have?
TheSaxlad wrote:The Dice suck a lot of the time.

And if they dont suck then they blow.

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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby rockfist on Sun Aug 14, 2011 10:14 pm

If you were trapped on a desert island with Debbie Wasserman-Schultz would you sleep with her, A) sober B) after many drinks C) if you had some unknown disease making you feverish D) Never?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Phatscotty

Postby Joodoo on Sun Aug 14, 2011 10:56 pm

Favorite fictional cat character?
TheSaxlad wrote:The Dice suck a lot of the time.

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