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General Happy Birthday

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Apr 28, 2010 12:19 am

Inspired by Fruitcake's General Congratulations topic, voila...a General Happy Birthday topic.

So if you'd like to wish a clan member, a forum regular, a foe, or even yourself, a happy birthday, you can feel satisfied doing so here.

"Happy birthday [insert clan member/friend/foe/yourself] for turning [insert age/relevant time frame/decades/centuries/millenia]. No doubt this is this pinnacle of your time, and it is downhill from here."


--Andy
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY OWENSHOOTER!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Apr 28, 2010 12:21 am

YOU BASTARD!

YOU STOLE MY IDEA!
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY OWENSHOOTER!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby 4myGod on Wed Apr 28, 2010 12:22 am

Happy Birthday... did owen actually come back?
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY OWENSHOOTER!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby jefjef on Wed Apr 28, 2010 12:32 am

Army of GOD wrote:YOU BASTARD!

YOU STOLE MY IDEA!



LMAO!!!!!! I got it from your post!

Hope that discount premium is till causing you fits!

4myGod wrote:Happy Birthday... did owen actually come back?


He's out of CC ban land but has not graced us with his presence yet.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY OWENSHOOTER!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby Robinette on Wed Apr 28, 2010 12:52 am

but....

i always thought his birthday was on Christmas... :-s
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY OWENSHOOTER!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby jefjef on Wed Apr 28, 2010 12:57 am

Robinette wrote:but....

i always thought his birthday was on Christmas... :-s


Would only one day do owen justice?

I think not!
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY OWENSHOOTER!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby slowreactor on Wed Apr 28, 2010 5:35 am

Robinette wrote:but....

i always thought his birthday was on Christmas... :-s


That would be me ;)
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY OWENSHOOTER!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby jbrettlip on Wed Apr 28, 2010 5:44 am

Robinette wrote:but....

i always thought his birthday was on Christmas... :-s


It is common knowledge that his birthday was moved to December 25th to align it better with existing pagan festivals. His true birthday is today.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY OWENSHOOTER!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby happy2seeyou on Wed Apr 28, 2010 8:45 am

It's crazy that he is already 40! Time flies when you are trying to be white. :D
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY OWENSHOOTER!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby GENERAL STONEHAM on Wed Apr 28, 2010 9:04 am

Owen is alive and well.

BUT! He fears that some posters will incite him.

Some of us will never feel safe in these forums, as it may lead to no access to pm's, which makes it difficult to play tournaments. Special thanks to certain players and Tournament directors to get word to me while I was exiled by inhumane forces at C.C.

Happy Birthday Owen!!! [as fireworks explode in the background]

Your friend,
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY OWENSHOOTER!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby AAFitz on Wed Apr 28, 2010 9:18 am

4myGod wrote:Happy Birthday... did owen actually come back?


Oh yes, and he isnt afraid of anything...he is just enjoying the show, and in the process showing he has quite a bit more restraint than most have given him credit for in the past.

I suspect he will wait for absolute begging to post before he posts, though I bet hes gotten quite a bit of that already too.

Congrats on the BDay!

And perhaps the most controversial thing youve ever actually done in the forums...not actually posting. =D>

Oh...and sorry for pointing out what may not be obvious to everyone. :twisted:
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY OWENSHOOTER!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby AAFitz on Wed Apr 28, 2010 9:21 am

happy2seeyou wrote:It's crazy that he is already 40! Time flies when you are trying to be white. :D


Im 41. Time flies faster when you're trying to be black I guess.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY OWENSHOOTER!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby Blitzaholic on Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:29 am

AAFitz wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:It's crazy that he is already 40! Time flies when you are trying to be white. :D


Im 41. Time flies faster when you're trying to be black I guess.



what if you are tan?

happy b-day big o
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY OWENSHOOTER!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby jbrettlip on Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:03 am

Owen just called me on the phone. Apparently Andy has banned him again, FOR NOT POSTING and NOT REPORTING POSTS. This is just getting ridiculous.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY OWENSHOOTER!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby Blitzaholic on Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:11 am

jbrettlip wrote:Owen just called me on the phone. Apparently Andy has banned him again, FOR NOT POSTING and NOT REPORTING POSTS. This is just getting ridiculous.



you sure it was not because he was at the festival you were telling me about?
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY OWENSHOOTER!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby GENERAL STONEHAM on Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:46 am

Blitzaholic wrote:
AAFitz wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:It's crazy that he is already 40! Time flies when you are trying to be white. :D


Im 41. Time flies faster when you're trying to be black I guess.



what if you are tan?

happy b-day big o



We need to stop the Black and White thing, it's WRONG!
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY OWENSHOOTER!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby pimpdave on Wed Apr 28, 2010 12:23 pm

jbrettlip wrote:Owen just called me on the phone. Apparently Andy has banned him again, FOR NOT POSTING and NOT REPORTING POSTS. This is just getting ridiculous.


Wait, what?

That's his birthday present?
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY OWENSHOOTER!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby natty dread on Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:21 pm

jbrettlip wrote:Owen just called me on the phone. Apparently Andy has banned him again, FOR NOT POSTING and NOT REPORTING POSTS. This is just getting ridiculous.


I call shenanigans! This didn't happen. Good one though, trying to get all the owen-lovers riled up :D
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY OWENSHOOTER!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby elfish_lad on Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:24 pm

I, for one, don't believe in The Owen. He is merely a construct of the early Conquer Club community as they were struggling to make their way on The Internets. Sufficient, historical proof is lacking entirely. That's not to say that I don't value what many of the followers of The Owen stand for, it's just that I don't believe for one minute that he is real. Unless I see with my own eyes the nail marks from where the CC Admin hung him high, I can never believe.

jefjef is another matter however...
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARTIN RONNE!!!!!

Postby firth4eva on Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:28 pm

Thought you deserved a thread. What a guy. Happy Birthday.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY OWENSHOOTER!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:40 pm

elfish_lad wrote:I, for one, don't believe in The Owen. He is merely a construct of the early Conquer Club community as they were struggling to make their way on The Internets. Sufficient, historical proof is lacking entirely. That's not to say that I don't value what many of the followers of The Owen stand for, it's just that I don't believe for one minute that he is real. Unless I see with my own eyes the nail marks from where the CC Admin hung him high, I can never believe.

jefjef is another matter however...


But, there's a book that proves he exists. It's the word of Lackattack. That's why it's true.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY OWENSHOOTER!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby jefjef on Wed Apr 28, 2010 2:19 pm

elfish_lad wrote:I, for one, don't believe in The Owen. He is merely a construct of the early Conquer Club community as they were struggling to make their way on The Internets. Sufficient, historical proof is lacking entirely. That's not to say that I don't value what many of the followers of The Owen stand for, it's just that I don't believe for one minute that he is real. Unless I see with my own eyes the nail marks from where the CC Admin hung him high, I can never believe.

jefjef is another matter however...


You CAN believe in the OWEN! He is real and does exist.

Forum bans were Created by the great SATAN to Control and hinder his message...

So Optimus gave OWEN to them to be crucified on CC. The MODS took OWEN. OWEN carried his own cross. He went out to a place called "The Place of the BANNED." (In the GERMAN language the name of this place is "verboten.") At Verboten they nailed OWEN to the cross. They also put two other men on crosses. They put GENERAL STONEHAM and RONC8649 on each side of OWEN with OWEN in the middle...

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY OWENSHOOTER!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby happy2seeyou on Wed Apr 28, 2010 3:07 pm

No matter how much sucking up you guys do, you're not getting into the Bandits.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY OWENSHOOTER!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby elfish_lad on Wed Apr 28, 2010 3:18 pm

happy2seeyou wrote:No matter how much sucking up you guys do, you're not getting into the Bandits.


The Who?
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY OWENSHOOTER!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby Gold Knight on Wed Apr 28, 2010 3:25 pm

elfish_lad wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:No matter how much sucking up you guys do, you're not getting into the Bandits.


The Who?


No, theyre a rock band. The Bandits are some sort of train-robbers if i recall...
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