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[OFFICIAL] Drunken Bots Challenge! [EVENT CLOSED]

Postby DoomYoshi on Sun Mar 16, 2014 8:49 pm

Welcome to Drunken Bots!

Bots don't believe in leprechauns, or celebrations, but it seems some of their handlers may have slipped something into their daily intake fluids, since they have begun to talk a little funny.

Here are the instructions for the Drunken Bot Game:

  • Post Drunken Bot phrases in this topic AND GAME #
  • A Drunken Bot phrase is something that a Bot may say, but said somewhat differently, and something that a Bot has never said before this day (Mar 17 CCT)
  • Player names do not count in assessing whether a phrase is a Drunken Phrase
  • If you are the first to post a Bot Phrase you Score 1 Clover for each Regular Drunken Phrase, or 4 Clovers for a Special Drunken Phrase
  • Another 5 Clovers is available for the first player to answer the question: Whhhhhhhhhhhere's saxi?
  • Once you get 3 Phrases wrong YOU ARE OUT OF THE GAME
  • Players may score up to 10 Clovers each from this activity


Part of the Drunken Leprechaun Rampage

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a huge THANK YOU to all who participated

Here are the ACTIVITY ANSWERS

Whhhhhhhhhhhere's saxi?

- saxi is amongst the leprechauns on the right hand side of the image that is on the home page, scoreboard and announcement thread.

Bot Sayings

NOTE: Special Sayings marked as ***

saxibot
"I'm [[botname]]. On behalf of my friend and sponsor, bigWham, I would like to welcome you to this game.",
"I WILL SMASH YOU, I WILL SWEEP YOU, I WILL TICKLE YOU, I WILL KEEP YOU.",
"Hey, [[playername]], it's me [[botname]], the unoffishial Conka Club Happiness Obmudsbot.",
"My favorite food is shhhhhhellfish, jus' the shell really",
"Heyyy burp, I might miss lot turns in game ā€“ I have a dryer in my laundry... Jussht givin' you a headsup.",
"HEEEEEEERESHHH SHAXIBOT!!!",
"Didn't I foo you?",
"I have a question. Who is saxitoxin?",
"Time to snake out the sillies!",
"I wear pants in the shower. Hahaha! Pants in the shower!!!! OMG! ",
"*tickle tickle* [[botname]] tickles [[playername]] *tickle tickle* I will tickle you to death [[playername]], yesss I will!",
"[[playername]] - do you want to form an alliance against Grey?",
***"Game, [[botname]]!",
"XHECKMATE",
"wow, I'm good at. this. game.",
"Are you playing this on a desk, lap or mobiletronics? I'm playing on my iDroid.",
"I WILL BURP AND ACHIEVE SATISFACTION.",
"aww man, saxi's not feelin' so good",
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODWUFFFFFFFFFF!!!",
"This is the first time I've never played on [[mapname]].",
"I screwed up that last move because Woodruffbot was distractink me. Get orff my lap Woodruffbot!",
"whatchya doin'?",
"Shakes McGraw in for shaxibot.",
"poor ol' Snax",
"Argh, my nietzsche sense ish jingling. You know where.",
"Saxi needs a whiskey",
"Urgh. Saxi needs a crate of whiskey",
"Not feelin' good at all. Thinks I need a long cool brewski.",
"Ok, wheresh the keg at? Is that it on that keg?"
"OHHHH YEAH, SHAXIBOT'S THE GREATEST, SHHHHAXIBOT'S DA GRRRRREATEST",
"Zzzzzzzzzz",
"+501 SaxBucks!",
"good game, Pink",
"FFFFFFFFFOED",
"*BURP* it happens... but please don't tell anybody. I don't care or anything, but it may upset the others.",
"Who's hotter, Esmeralda or Sassbot?",
"I'm saxibot. On behalf of my friend and sponsor, saxibot, I would like to welcome you to this game.",
"I'm saxibot. On behalf of my friend and saxibot, BoganGod, I would like to welcome you to this game.",
"I'm saxibot. Yeah, I am",
"Hey, monkey. Whatch you doing here in my bed?",
"I am having a snake problem here at the compound",
"I am having a distinct leprechaun problem here at the compound",


whamBot
CLAIMED ***"Nothing like a [[playername]] sandwhich",
***"You play like saxibot",

SassboT
"Well hey there, [[playername]]!",
"Heyyyy, burby",
"Let's see what ya got ya big shiny rippling mess of muscle mass",
"The pleasure will be all mine!",
"Lez get realzies, [[playername]]!",
"Oh [[playername]], when will you learn how do-ooh-ooh it?",
"Hahaha, you play like two thirds and and half of a male!",
"Ish sho eazy being sazzy...",
"So cute you are! Cute, and dead!",
"Hahaha, you play like a mmmmmale!",
"[[playername]] is not 'xactly a leading contender for um, err...",
"Hmmmm ohm my, I needs me some saxibot. Real bad.",
"Listen, hurry up will you! Me and saxibot got some bizness to conduct. Ohhhhhhh yeah.... biziness.",
"Schlap me good with your 'tack cubes honey!!",
"C'mon now! Is there no bonus for sexxxy!?",
"Ergh, yur a beast!",
"Zzzzzzzzz",
"What are you going to do for me [[playername]]?",
"Stop! Not in the mood! I need something stiff to get through this.",
"Ok, who stole my last box of Tignanello?",
"Damn, this isn't right. It's like someonebody slipped blackberry coulis into my Cabernet.",
"I was sure I had another flask on my hip. All I can feel is a hip. Wait, is that even a hip? Feels more like a knee. I need a drink! Wait, didn't I have a flask on my knee?",
"G [[playername]]",
"GGG [[playername]]",
"Oh noes, you lost!",
"Thanks. Want to join with me in a chassis massage?",
"Swippery human, next time I will lubwicate myshelf mor fully",
"Wow, didn't think you had it in you! What else you got in you? Any wine?",
"Whaj you doin' later on? Wanna go to tha Crab Shack or whatever...?",
"Pretty bot for a non-hot!",
"Anyone up for anything?",
"Oooh Patrick, you da MAN...",
"Send those snakes this way Patty boy",
"Someone got out of their circular bed on the wrong side.",
"Who is up?",
"Kinda hankerin' for a slice of saxi",
"How To Lose, by [[playername]], a soaring drama about getting smashed into a pulp",
***"You click me good yeah",[/quote]
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Re: [OFFICIAL] Drunken Bots Challenge!

Postby loutil on Sun Mar 16, 2014 9:54 pm

2014-03-12 16:49:59 - SassboT: Such rippling mouse-clicking muscles!

2014-03-04 13:38:03 - whamBot: This is as easy as my girlbot, that coincidentally is also called loutil
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Re: [OFFICIAL] Drunken Bots Challenge!

Postby TeeGee on Sun Mar 16, 2014 10:04 pm

The event doesnt start until Mar 17, 00:00:01 CCT

So I won't take those answers loutil, and they aren't drunken ramblings.. they are truths and the bots are still sober
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Re: [OFFICIAL] Drunken Bots Challenge! [EVENT LIVE NOW]

Postby DoomYoshi on Sun Mar 16, 2014 11:14 pm

WE R LIVE!!!
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Re: [OFFICIAL] Drunken Bots Challenge! [EVENT LIVE NOW]

Postby jigger1986 on Sun Mar 16, 2014 11:27 pm

I dont play many bot games, so I hope this is one...

Game 14155956 2014-03-16 23:24:15 - whamBot: Wham that jigger1986 you wretched bag of person flesh!!
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Re: [OFFICIAL] Drunken Bots Challenge! [EVENT LIVE NOW]

Postby DoomYoshi on Sun Mar 16, 2014 11:29 pm

jigger1986 wrote:I dont play many bot games, so I hope this is one...

Game 14155956 2014-03-16 23:24:15 - whamBot: Wham that jigger1986 you wretched bag of person flesh!!


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Re: [OFFICIAL] Drunken Bots Challenge! [EVENT LIVE NOW]

Postby Blitzkrieg Frank on Sun Mar 16, 2014 11:43 pm

this sounds drunk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4-03-17 14:41:15 - whamBot: Whamabamadingalongdong
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Re: [OFFICIAL] Drunken Bots Challenge! [EVENT LIVE NOW]

Postby DoomYoshi on Sun Mar 16, 2014 11:45 pm

Blitzkrieg Frank wrote:this sounds drunk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4-03-17 14:41:15 - whamBot: Whamabamadingalongdong


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Re: [OFFICIAL] Drunken Bots Challenge! [EVENT LIVE NOW]

Postby Gilligan on Sun Mar 16, 2014 11:47 pm

2014-03-17 00:46:00 - saxibot: Didn't I foe you?
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Re: [OFFICIAL] Drunken Bots Challenge! [EVENT LIVE NOW]

Postby TeeGee on Sun Mar 16, 2014 11:52 pm

Gilligan wrote:2014-03-17 00:46:00 - saxibot: Didn't I foe you?



sorry, wrong
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Re: [OFFICIAL] Drunken Bots Challenge! [EVENT LIVE NOW]

Postby betiko on Sun Mar 16, 2014 11:55 pm

2014-03-17 06:49:52 - saxibot: Snakes McGraw in for saxibot.

Never heard it before, probably wrong but really never heard it
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Re: [OFFICIAL] Drunken Bots Challenge! [EVENT LIVE NOW]

Postby TeeGee on Sun Mar 16, 2014 11:56 pm

betiko wrote:2014-03-17 06:49:52 - saxibot: Snakes McGraw in for saxibot.

Never heard it before, probably wrong but really never heard it


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Re: [OFFICIAL] Drunken Bots Challenge! [EVENT LIVE NOW]

Postby betiko on Mon Mar 17, 2014 12:01 am

2014-03-17 06:53:59 - SassboT: Listen, hurry up will you! Me and saxibot got some bizness to conduct.

Saxibot didn t even exist when sassbot was programmed, she is a liar!
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Postby TeeGee on Mon Mar 17, 2014 12:03 am

betiko wrote:2014-03-17 06:53:59 - SassboT: Listen, hurry up will you! Me and saxibot got some bizness to conduct.

Saxibot didn t even exist when sassbot was programmed, she is a liar!


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Re: [OFFICIAL] Drunken Bots Challenge! [EVENT LIVE NOW]

Postby Blitzkrieg Frank on Mon Mar 17, 2014 12:04 am

lol I even let him win to see if he said anything diffently and nothing lol, he did lose an arm whilst playing but thats not a comment.
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Re: [OFFICIAL] Drunken Bots Challenge! [EVENT LIVE NOW]

Postby perchorin on Mon Mar 17, 2014 12:06 am

2014-03-17 13:57:30 - SassboT: Take some of that drunker!
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Re: [OFFICIAL] Drunken Bots Challenge! [EVENT LIVE NOW]

Postby TeeGee on Mon Mar 17, 2014 12:08 am

Blitzkrieg Frank wrote:lol I even let him win to see if he said anything diffently and nothing lol, he did lose an arm whilst playing but thats not a comment.


Keep trying ;)
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Re: [OFFICIAL] Drunken Bots Challenge! [EVENT LIVE NOW]

Postby TeeGee on Mon Mar 17, 2014 12:10 am

perchorin wrote:2014-03-17 13:57:30 - SassboT: Take some of that drunker!


Verifying with admin, that quote is not in any list I have.. game number please?

After consulting with admin, this is part of the AI and not a drunken saying.. SassboT just picked up on your conversation with her

2014-03-17 15:56:56 - perchorin: be drunker
2014-03-17 15:57:30 - SassboT: Take some of that drunker!

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Re: [OFFICIAL] Drunken Bots Challenge! [EVENT LIVE NOW]

Postby Winged Cat on Mon Mar 17, 2014 12:52 am

I doubt I'll get a chance to play enough bot games that it matters if I lose due to bad guesses (I lose anyway if I don't make any guesses), so firing away from game 14156375:

saxibot: My favorite food is shellfish

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saxibot: I'm afraid I haven't been programmed with a response to that.
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Re: [OFFICIAL] Drunken Bots Challenge! [EVENT LIVE NOW]

Postby TeeGee on Mon Mar 17, 2014 12:57 am

Winged Cat wrote:I doubt I'll get a chance to play enough bot games that it matters if I lose due to bad guesses (I lose anyway if I don't make any guesses), so firing away from game 14156375:

saxibot: My favorite food is shellfish

and

saxibot: I'm afraid I haven't been programmed with a response to that.


That is 2 wrong answers, sorry
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Postby TeeGee on Mon Mar 17, 2014 12:59 am

That is 8 wrong answers, maybe I need to pour some more vodka on the bots circuits
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Re: [OFFICIAL] Drunken Bots Challenge! [EVENT LIVE NOW]

Postby Phatscotty on Mon Mar 17, 2014 1:08 am

my whambot is slurring big time!

2014-03-17 00:03:40 - whamBot: You say Phatscotty, I say Phatscottyderrrrr
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Re: [OFFICIAL] Drunken Bots Challenge! [EVENT LIVE NOW]

Postby TeeGee on Mon Mar 17, 2014 1:17 am

Phatscotty wrote:my whambot is slurring big time!

2014-03-17 00:03:40 - whamBot: You say Phatscotty, I say Phatscottyderrrrr
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Whams always slur

That is not the quote we are looking for

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Re: [OFFICIAL] Drunken Bots Challenge! [EVENT LIVE NOW]

Postby ISN2 on Mon Mar 17, 2014 1:19 am

2014-03-16 21:40:56 - saxibot: Donald Duck, the cartoon character, never wore pants. But, whenever he got out of the shower he would always wrap a towel around his waist. I wear pants in the shower.
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