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Please Allow Me to Introduce Myself....

Postby XXXSimmonsXXX on Fri Mar 28, 2014 6:18 am

I'm a man of wealth and taste!

No really, I just wanted to say a friendly hello to the community. I am beyond psyched that I stumbled onto this site. I truly love the game of RISK. If only my skill level matched my love level!

My first few games here consisted of terrible moves, missed turns and a general lack of commitment. This changes, NOW! I have gotten used to the controls, I have gotten into the habit of checking my game statuses daily.

I am looking forward to getting to know the people here.
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Postby TeeGee on Fri Mar 28, 2014 6:51 am

Welcome to the site. You will find many,many risk addicts here
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Postby loutil on Fri Mar 28, 2014 7:31 pm

Good luck and remember...missing turns is bad form.
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Re: Please Allow Me to Introduce Myself....

Postby owenshooter on Fri Mar 28, 2014 7:50 pm

Welcome Back, BLITZ!!! the black jesus is part of the welcoming committee..-el Jesus negro
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Postby TheForgivenOne on Fri Mar 28, 2014 8:01 pm

owenshooter wrote:Welcome Back, BLITZ!!! the black jesus is part of the welcoming committee..-el Jesus negro


NOooooooooooooo, Blitz couldn't make full sentences like that (from what I remember) 8-[
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Postby Phatscotty on Sat Mar 29, 2014 2:56 am

owenshooter wrote:Welcome Back, BLITZ!!! the black jesus is part of the welcoming committee..-el Jesus negro


I was thinking this is more GLG's style
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Postby Arama86n on Sat Mar 29, 2014 7:41 am

Welcome :)
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Postby betiko on Sat Mar 29, 2014 8:58 am

Welcome back simmons4 !!!!
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Re: Please Allow Me to Introduce Myself....

Postby BoganGod on Sat Mar 29, 2014 9:50 am

Time for a quick check. Will only take a minute or two


XXXSimmonsXXX

Please list your immediate goals as a player on Conquer Club. Then please list your long term playing goals.

Thank you
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Re: Please Allow Me to Introduce Myself....

Postby XXXSimmonsXXX on Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:55 am

BoganGod wrote:Time for a quick check. Will only take a minute or two


XXXSimmonsXXX

Please list your immediate goals as a player on Conquer Club. Then please list your long term playing goals.

Thank you

I will answer that. First I must say thanks for the warm welcome from most. As for those who think I am using an alias and am a returning player, NOT TRUE! I am a first timer. My name is Kevin.

Goals: As much as I love Risk, I was never very good at it. So my goal is simply to become a better player. If I feel that I am competing at a respectable level in the future, I'd like to join some tournements. I think I've a way to go before I do that.

See you all on the maps!
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Re: Please Allow Me to DATE Myself....

Postby owenshooter on Thu Apr 03, 2014 1:53 pm

XXXSimmonsXXX wrote:I'm a man of wealth and taste!

you just lost all the 12yr old boys with that reference and that is 3/4's of CC... ha!!! welcome!! the black jesus is amused...-el Jesus negro

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Postby ManBungalow on Fri Apr 04, 2014 9:13 am

XXXSimmonsXXX wrote:I'm a man of wealth and taste!

No really, I just wanted to say a friendly hello to the community. I am beyond psyched that I stumbled onto this site. I truly love the game of RISK. If only my skill level matched my love level!

My first few games here consisted of terrible moves, missed turns and a general lack of commitment. This changes, NOW! I have gotten used to the controls, I have gotten into the habit of checking my game statuses daily.

I am looking forward to getting to know the people here.

Pleased to meet you Simmons, hope you guess my name.
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Postby Army of GOD on Fri Apr 04, 2014 11:50 am

this thread is now about Bill Simmons
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Re: Please Allow Me to Introduce Myself....

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Apr 04, 2014 12:18 pm

Army of GOD wrote:this thread is now about Bill Simmons

Actually, it's about Richard Simmons.

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Re: Please Allow Me to Introduce Myself....

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Fri Apr 04, 2014 1:39 pm

But what's troubling y'all is the nature of his game.

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Re: Please Allow Me to Introduce Myself....

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Apr 04, 2014 3:50 pm

My name is HOOO, OHH, H to the OVIE.
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Postby VioIet on Fri Apr 04, 2014 4:49 pm

Welcome to Conquer Club! I'm sure that you will love this site. The games are fun and the community is nice. This place can be very addicting after awhile.

It's always to get new members, and thank you for taking the time to introduce yourself.

Good Luck!
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Postby happy2seeyou on Sun Apr 06, 2014 7:13 pm

owenshooter wrote:Welcome Back, BLITZ!!! the black jesus is part of the welcoming committee..-el Jesus negro



Although the OP is very fond of himself.... This person has admitted to being a lousy player. Try again.

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Postby squishyg on Sun Apr 06, 2014 9:54 pm

Welcome!
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Re: Please Allow Me to Introduce Myself....

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Apr 07, 2014 2:15 am

Army of GOD wrote:My name is HOOO, OHH, H to the OVIE.

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Re: Please Allow Me to Introduce Myself....

Postby MoB Deadly on Mon Apr 07, 2014 7:14 am

MoB Deadly wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:My name is Hov', H to the OV!


Thank you, came to post it, glad someone else got to it first!
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Postby osok68 on Mon Apr 07, 2014 7:24 am

now i have to change my signature,sigh.....welcome
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Re: Please Allow Me to Introduce Myself....

Postby pearljamrox2 on Mon Apr 07, 2014 7:57 am

This is a much cooler way to introduce yourself! "I'll eat your crackers and your Licorice."




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Re: Please Allow Me to Introduce Myself....

Postby skillfull on Mon Apr 07, 2014 12:59 pm

Welcome buddy.
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