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OMFG! I Just Joined And...

Postby Devil_Machine on Wed Apr 09, 2014 9:34 pm

...and the site is DOWN FOR MAINTENANCE! Really? REALLY????
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Re: OMFG! I Just Joined And...

Postby Gilligan on Wed Apr 09, 2014 9:37 pm

Devil_Machine wrote:...and the site is DOWN FOR MAINTENANCE! Really? REALLY????


Maintenance happens to everyone...it'll be over soon.

Plus, it doesn't start for near of another hour.
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Re: OMFG! I Just Joined And...

Postby nietzsche on Wed Apr 09, 2014 9:54 pm

I bet he's a multi troll.
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Re: OMFG! I Just Joined And...

Postby Serbia on Wed Apr 09, 2014 10:35 pm

...and this is crazy,
but here's my number, so call me maybe?

Bollocks.
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Re: OMFG! I Just Joined And...

Postby TeeGee on Thu Apr 10, 2014 12:12 am

nietzsche wrote:I bet he's a multi troll.


Nice =D>
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Re: OMFG! I Just Joined And...

Postby Dukasaur on Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:32 am

nietzsche wrote:I bet he's a multi troll.

Does that mean he can troll in more than one place simultaneously?
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Re: OMFG! I Just Joined And...

Postby Iron Butterfly on Sun Apr 13, 2014 6:43 pm

Devil_Machine wrote:...and the site is DOWN FOR MAINTENANCE! Really? REALLY????


Not anymore but why not ask for your money back anyways? It seemed really traumatic and some lawyers out there may take your case due to the pain and suffering you experienced.
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Re: OMFG! I Just Joined And...

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Apr 14, 2014 5:04 pm

this thread is penis
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Re: OMFG! I Just Joined And...

Postby BoganGod on Fri Apr 18, 2014 9:00 pm

Army of GOD wrote:this thread is penis


work on your haiku


fyi penis is a good, good, good thing. This thread is not a good thing, QED this thread is not penis, peni or even penile.
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Re: OMFG! I Just Joined And...

Postby ronsizzle on Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:15 pm

i agree bogan gods penis is a good good thing.
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Re: OMFG! I Just Joined And...

Postby Jmac1026 on Thu Apr 24, 2014 2:53 pm

Can a thread get off topic even when there isn't much of a topic to begin with?

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Re: OMFG! I Just Joined And...

Postby betiko on Thu Apr 24, 2014 4:56 pm

i think penis and fish can coexist peacfully.
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Re: OMBlackJesus! I Just Joined And...

Postby owenshooter on Thu Apr 24, 2014 5:24 pm

betiko wrote:i think penis and fish can coexist peacfully.

yeah, there is an awesome map in the foundry exploring this very relationship... the black jesus has spoken...-el Jesus negro
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Re: OMBlackJesus! I Just Joined And...

Postby DaGip on Thu Apr 24, 2014 7:52 pm

owenshooter wrote:
betiko wrote:i think penis and fish can coexist peacfully.

yeah, there is an awesome map in the foundry exploring this very relationship... the black jesus has spoken...-el Jesus negro


If penes swam like the fishes should, my goldfish would be my morning wood. If fishes stood like my penis can, women would do more fishing, man!
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Re: OMBlackJesus! I Just Joined And...

Postby Jmac1026 on Sun Apr 27, 2014 9:43 pm

DaGip wrote:
owenshooter wrote:
betiko wrote:i think penis and fish can coexist peacfully.

yeah, there is an awesome map in the foundry exploring this very relationship... the black jesus has spoken...-el Jesus negro


If penes swam like the fishes should, my goldfish would be my morning wood. If fishes stood like my penis can, women would do more fishing, man!

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