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ConquerClub: The Memoirs

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Sep 04, 2014 3:17 pm

After some time when ConquerClub collapses, you'll find yourself reminiscing about CC.

How would you describe CC to your grandchildren/children?
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Re: ConquerClub: The Memoirs

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Sep 04, 2014 3:19 pm

where I got raped, anally, by a mexican
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Re: ConquerClub: The Memoirs

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Sep 04, 2014 7:31 pm

A place where animated Star Trek gifs lived and breathed.


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Re: ConquerClub: The Memoirs

Postby DoomYoshi on Thu Sep 04, 2014 7:58 pm

The place where billy07, the second coming of Jesus, was first discovered.
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Re: ConquerClub: The Memoirs

Postby owenshooter on Fri Sep 05, 2014 8:14 am

DoomYoshi wrote:The place where billy07, the second coming of Jesus, was first discovered.

excuse me? the black jesus is perplexed...-el Jesus negro
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Re: ConquerClub: The Memoirs

Postby DoomYoshi on Fri Sep 05, 2014 1:43 pm

The second coming of white jesus?
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Re: ConquerClub: The Memoirs

Postby notyou2 on Fri Sep 05, 2014 2:08 pm

Settle down guys. Everyone knows Heyzeus was a Mexican Mulatto.
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Re: ConquerClub: The Memoirs

Postby ConfederateSS on Fri Sep 05, 2014 3:00 pm

A Great Place to play R.I.S.K.....With KOOL people from all over the globe...But like everything else on the planet....It was destroyed buy money.......My daddy once taught me,what a man ought to be..The best things in life, are the things we can't see...The godliest mortal that you'll ever know..Is the one with a dream of El Dorado...So ride boldly ride..to the end of the rainbow..Ride Boldly Ride till you find EL DORADO!!!!!!!..ConfederateSS..out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!p.s...Buy the way kids ...The name risk...comes by..the founder of the Game.a Frenchman..Al Lamorisse. He used the first letter in each of his grandchildren's name. To come up with R.I.S.K...He also made movies..I saw one once in 6th grade..The Red Balloon...It was about a balloon just flying around a french town..Sadly he died in a plane crash,while filming a movie in North Africa..in the early 1970's...............
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Re: ConquerClub: The Memoirs

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Sep 05, 2014 7:07 pm

ConfederateSS wrote:Image



Whenever I try to read your posts, that's the message I get within 5 seconds. Just sayin'.
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Re: ConquerClub: The Memoirs

Postby JBlombier on Fri Sep 05, 2014 7:28 pm

My grandchildren are here and have reached Conqueror. I will now die peacefully.


















































Said no one ever.
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Re: ConquerClub: The Memoirs

Postby owenshooter on Fri Sep 05, 2014 8:05 pm

ConfederateSS wrote:He also made movies..I saw one once in 6th grade..The Red Balloon...It was about a balloon just flying around a french town..

you do realize this is considered the greatest short film ever made, right? *giggle*... the black jesus is amused, "he also made movies"... ha!!-el Jesus negro
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Re: ConquerClub: The Memoirs

Postby sempaispellcheck on Fri Sep 05, 2014 11:37 pm

I would describe it as a mostly wonderful place where I poured my heart and soul, along with ungodly amounts of my time, into grand undertakings that made me feel fulfilled, but that mattered to no more than a thousand people (all together).
No regrets - it's still fun.

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Re: ConquerClub: The Memoirs

Postby owenshooter on Sat Sep 06, 2014 9:23 am

sempaispellcheck wrote:I would describe it as a mostly wonderful place where I poured my heart and soul, along with ungodly amounts of my time, into grand undertakings that made me feel fulfilled, but that mattered to no more than a thousand people (all together).
No regrets - it's still fun.

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Re: ConquerClub: The Memoirs

Postby BoganGod on Sat Sep 13, 2014 11:11 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:The second coming of white jesus?

If there was a jesus he looked like an arab, and was a jew. In the days before jews had selectively bred themselves white. So white they have to have funny hair cuts and hats to recognize each other. There was no white jesus. No jesus didn't grant america air supremecy after world war 2. I tremble in awe at your wilful ignorance.
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Re: ConquerClub: The Memoirs

Postby tzor on Wed Sep 17, 2014 12:46 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:After some time when ConquerClub collapses, you'll find yourself reminiscing about CC.


Probably not. Things happen, things eventually fail. It was fun while it lasted.

I used to work for the Multi-Player Games Network. Started out in the 90's as a service you could access through Compuserve's dial in lines. Went into the internet age but got sold out to a small publicly traded company that didn't do all that well around 1999. I did the programming work for both "Empire Builder" and "Operation Market Garden." Don't know them? I don't care anymore. Somewhere in the basement I have the Empire Builder swag bag.

I then worked for Acclaim Entertainment for a year or so, in their "internet" division. Pity that game consoles didn't really have standard internet connections until after I left the company because they weren't putting in those connections standard. Ah for those old games, "Fur Fighters," "Revolt" and the South Park games where South Park thought that in the car racing portion having bug splatter on the windshield was "too graphic." Fortunately I wasn't directly involved in game design so if you don't know about them I really don't care and never did. Somewhere I have the Fur Fighters fur covered pen and a few T-Shirts.

Actually, every time I find my old faded CC coffee mug I reminisce. Those were the days, my friend.

Because in the end, only the swag remains.

And it's not really all that interesting, anyway.

Oh, wait. I have Fur Fighters boxer shorts.

As I said, not really all that interesting, anyway.
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Re: ConquerClub: The Memoirs

Postby owenshooter on Wed Sep 17, 2014 1:12 pm

i literally just spent 20 minutes reading old ass forum posts from '07 and '08... man, this place was something else back then... i love how the forums were mentioned first in every online review i saw of the site... sigh...-Jésus noir



p.s.-hmmm, where is that thread of old posts that were cool or epic or funny or just whatever... hmmmm...
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Re: ConquerClub: The Memoirs

Postby pimpdave on Fri Sep 26, 2014 6:53 am

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Re: ConquerClub: The Memoirs

Postby pimpdave on Fri Sep 26, 2014 6:55 am

I have a bar of Fight Club soap. Tchotcky from the junket bag
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Re: ConquerClub: The Memoirs

Postby notyou2 on Fri Sep 26, 2014 2:31 pm

pimpdave wrote:I have a bar of Fight Club soap. Tchotcky from the junket bag


Do you use it? Or are you saving it for when you are unclean?
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Re: ConquerClub: The Memoirs

Postby BoganGod on Mon Sep 29, 2014 9:05 am

notyou2 wrote:
pimpdave wrote:I have a bar of Fight Club soap. Tchotcky from the junket bag


Do you use it? Or are you saving it for when you are unclean?


Logic kiddo. If he has the bar, he hasn't used the bar......... <yawn>
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