Conquer Club

Congrats to DaGip on another STELLAR youtube video!!! i love you, man!!!!-Jésus noir



this is not a flame... i genuinely have affection for DaGip... he is one of the few old persecuted
members still around that i enjoy seeing... we had our differences in the past.. but a bottle of
hennessy and some furry sex has resolved all of that... this disclaimer brought to you by the law
firm of Wicked/Insomia_Red and Partners LLC.

Congratulations to me!!!! Unprecedented weight loss on my part. Thank you dukysore for that naked video of you and yoshi brainstorming which fora to violate next. I doubt whether I will be able to keep anything down for at least another week. Polyps and prolapses are great appetite suppressants.

Grand Congratulation to BoganGod well done my friend so pleased for you - keep up the excellent work

Congrats to me on a ban for which i did not receive any sort of notification or warning... WOW!!!-Jésus noir

Congratulations to team CC. Increasing their level of secrecy and moral turpitude by a factor of 50 on a logarithmic scale.
If Owen is correct in his statement above(why would he lie?), then team CC and/or it's minions have stooped low even by their subterranean height challenged standards.

congrats on BoganGod for telling us things that I literally do not give two shits about

Congratulations to AoG for heralding his rapidly approaching senility with a report on the state of his bowels. Not able to try for a double movement at present, I'm sure with more roughage you can do it. Eat that all bran AoG.

Congrats to the guy that asked me how to spell "conquer" this morning at work... "are you sure? that doesn't seem right." my response, "trust me..." HA!! Congrats to you and congrats to CC for making me look smart!!!-Jésus noir

Congrats to greenmind0428 for his entry into the forums with a stellar first post!!! CONGRATS!!! WELCOME!!! be nice to have someone around here, besides the same 15 of us that needle and goad each other on a daily basis!!! CONGRATS AND WELCOME!!!-Jésus noir

greenmind0428 wrote:

Serbia wrote:CC is based on Risk, a classic board game. And we all know the "purest" way to play any board game is in COMPLETE AND UTTER SILENCE. NOBODY SAYING A DAMN THING AS THREE OR MORE OF US PLAY A GAME WHILE SAT AROUND A TABLE TOGETHER.

Does it sound any more stupid yet?

Bollocks.

Shoot. If I wanted to play a world conquest game in silence, I'd just play Risk with my girlfriend at a local gaming cafe. She quits if I smack talk.

Congrats to me on the triple post!!! and congrats to happy2seeyou on her glorious return to CC... apparently, she logged in, posted and then became so frustrated with the new CC and monster lag, that she has yet to return... Congrats to happy, we missed you!!!

Subject: *Crickets*

happy2seeyou wrote:

BoganGod wrote:

PinkyAndTheBrain wrote:Where has everyone gone?

No more Happy. No more Wicked.

No bueno!

Well....it has been a minute. I'm surprised I even remembered my password.

Happiness is banned as is wickedness. Both are likely to result in emotions being felt. Something which is actively discouraged on this site. Fora are mainly for officious volunteers to post spam polls.

Love you all

Happy was banned? I must not have gotten the memo....

the black jesus has spoken...-Jésus noir

congrats to the cleveland browns tonight on a total ass kicking of the bengals.

Congrats to owenshooter for being instrumental in moving this forum to where it belongs

Congrats to team CC for another mindless reshuffle of the site without addressing issues like lag.........

Congrats to dukasnore for being the only person to think posting meaningless polls missing helpful and pertinent options is a useful exercise. Then having alpha levels of self delusion in thinking making a meaningless poll a sticky is helping in some way.

Congrats to BigBallinStalin for all the effort he has put forth to get the SUC back to the top of the forum!!! stick to it!!! it only took me 5 years
of persistence to get the GD back up there!!! i am sure you can do it in a week!!! just ask duk to add a poll and a sticky!!! CONGRATS!!! you are fighting a noble fight!!!-Jésus noir
Subject: "Conquer Club Discussion"

BigBallinStalin wrote:Can we please move CC Discussion below SoC Training Grounds?

Most people who'll visit the forum will want something very CC-related, which is the SoC Training Grounds; therefore, please put it to the top of the list, and put CC Discussion below it.

congrats to another stellar piece of moderation!!!

Subject: Ratings abuse

sniffie wrote:I will look into this. If you have anymore ratings to add, please do so.

@: Owen, if you have anything to add to the accusation, feel free to add it, otherwise, please refrain from posting.

sniff

congrats on keeping the fun out of C&A!!! you are on track to keep the great decline in full swing!!! GREAT JOB!!! CONGRATS!!!-Jésus noir

congrats to me on my triple post.. and congrats to my 10yr old son for saving up his cash and getting us both "Jésus noir" pull overs... ha!!! i think CC should sell them in the CC store.. even better, it is black, with red letters and a red star under the lettering that splits on the zipper... so! freaking! cool! congrats to me!!!-Jésus noir

congrats to me on a quadruple post (ghost town)!! and congrats to Live Chat not working on my end, for the Live Chat event!!! i am sure this was isolated to my computer, let's hope!!! Congrats live chat!!! Back to global for me!!-Jésus noir

Congrats team CC for once again banning owen from livechat, and not telling him. Silence those that communicate, by not communicating with them about your curtailing their communication options. Nice work, good example of the generous holiday spirit being felt world wide.

congrats team CC on locking down a suggestion thread concerning the new CENTRAL COMMAND... Congrats JamesKer1 for making me laugh out loud!!! go edit that!!! maybe nobody else will notice!! ha... congrats on a memorable CC day!!!

Subject: Setting to restore old layout of "My Games"

JamesKer1 wrote:Thread locked. We will take complaints about the design into account and see if anything can be done, but we will not take bashfulness in suggestions. Any further topics will be dealt with accordingly.

PM me if you have further issues.

psst...

THE DICTIONARY wrote:bashful
[bash-fuh l] Spell Syllables
Synonyms Examples Word Origin
adjective
1.
uncomfortably diffident and easily embarrassed; shy; timid.
2.
indicative of, accompanied by, or proceeding from bashfulness.

saw that too, but got busy @ work. damn you, black jesus...

riskllama wrote:saw that too, but got busy @ work. damn you, black jesus...

Congrats risklameo for not following the one rule of this thread. Also congratulations to rootslamas for boosting the already inflated ego of the melanin enhanced psych patient, also know as jesus noir.

*known*

Congrats to me for finally scoring a BATTLE MEDAL in the Great War series!

http://www.conquerclub.com/public.php?mode=event&event_id=15