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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby MudPuppy on Thu Apr 12, 2012 2:07 pm

Trench Warfare: Slow, Deep, & Long-lasting.... Let's play!
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby DoomYoshi on Thu Apr 12, 2012 2:14 pm

MudPuppy wrote:Trench Warfare: Slow, Deep, & Long-lasting.... Let's play!


Good One!
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Apr 13, 2012 1:35 pm

I can only think of raunchy pick-up lines regarding Trench Warfare, and I am not sure I should post them...yet.


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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby vodean on Mon Jul 02, 2012 6:21 pm

i miss this thread.

Hey babe, if we freestyle a little, then maybe later you will let me escalate your trench.

andy, can i munch on your banana?
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby peacemakers on Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:49 am

can't we start with a foreplayer game?
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby vodean on Fri Jul 20, 2012 6:50 pm

cant we just do standard sequential for once? no chains this time please!
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby Viceroy63 on Sat Jul 28, 2012 9:19 am

I say we Freestyly in the Trenches and just let go of all the inhibitions that chains us.

Or...

I pok-er freely in the trenches.
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby DoomYoshi on Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:28 pm

Hey baby,

Wanna go necrobumping?
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby EBConquer on Thu Jun 06, 2013 12:55 am

"I know sweetheart, but like i said; i like my women like i like my games... stacked in the front and soft'n juicy in the back."

or perhaps;

<index finger to her lips while whispering> "shhhhh... honey.... honey....... you know i like to play Epic in the dark while slowly penetrating the deep woods."

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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby ManBungalow on Thu Jun 06, 2013 1:24 pm

My friend over here once held the 'All City' bonus on the Stalingrad map.
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby ManBungalow on Thu Jun 06, 2013 1:29 pm

<slurring drunkenly>

I like my women like I like my Hive games: big, migraine-inducing, a covered with honey.


wat


That's not a pick up line.


Not a very good one anyway.
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby rhp 1 on Thu Jun 06, 2013 1:49 pm

let's f*ck

errrrrr....

care for a game?
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby NoSurvivors on Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:55 pm

Hey babe, do you want to have unprotected sex?

^Gets em every time..
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby eddie2 on Thu Jun 06, 2013 3:14 pm

lol go on a date with me or ill introduce you to eddie2 :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted:
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby iAmCaffeine on Fri Jun 07, 2013 5:09 am

eddie2 wrote:lol go on a date with me or ill introduce you to eddie2 :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted:


LOL. :lol: =D>
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby AAFitz on Fri Jun 07, 2013 8:17 am

I ALWAYS click the right region!
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby iAmCaffeine on Fri Jun 07, 2013 8:34 am

I don't have my team mate medal, because you're the only one for me.
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Feb 24, 2014 1:25 am

"i'm sorry babe, we can celebrate St. Valentine's day next week... there is a new Chat Caption Contest"
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Feb 24, 2014 2:29 pm

'Babe, I'd really like to wham your bot.'


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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Feb 24, 2014 7:08 pm

"Baby, you're like membership on CC...you keep going down."
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby rhp 1 on Mon Feb 24, 2014 7:54 pm

"babe, you're like CC... mildly addictive and a complete waste of time"
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Feb 24, 2014 10:35 pm

'Babe, I hope you're up for some serious discussion in the Off Topics forum.'


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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby iAmCaffeine on Tue Feb 25, 2014 3:23 am

Have you entered the Realm of Might?
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Feb 25, 2014 9:15 am

"Baby, I'm about to stack and blast all over your face."
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Re: CC Pick up lines

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Feb 25, 2014 2:02 pm

There's only one feeling better than an escalating sweep. I'll show it to you...
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