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Posted:
Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:47 amby Drakkon
do I have to go to Arkansas to get it?
The person below me has had a threesome
Posted:
Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:43 amby DAZMCFC
i don`t think my wife would allow it, and not before i met my wife either.
the person below me wishes they had a 12" penis or 12" vibrator take your pick.
Posted:
Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:59 amby Freetymes
Both!!!
The person below me has a blow up sex doll under their bed.
Posted:
Tue Dec 19, 2006 10:08 amby jay_a2j
No, my wife isn't under the bed. But most nights might as well be.
The person below me has never been to NYC.
Posted:
Tue Dec 19, 2006 10:18 amby Fireside Poet
jay_a2j wrote:No, my wife isn't under the bed. But most nights might as well be.
The person below me has never been to NYC.
We have a winner ...
The person below me doesn't know what a rearward facing orifice is.
Posted:
Tue Dec 19, 2006 11:57 amby max is gr8
lol
the person above me was talking about the person below me as I know what a rearfacing office is
Also the person below me is Xenophobic
Posted:
Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:02 pmby KoolBak
1. Rearward F.O is what everyone else sees when I am on my VMax
2. Foreigners dont bother me...it's the USA white trash I am worried about
The person below me is a
-narcissist
-necropheliac
-narcoleptic
(pick one or any combo of 2 or even 3!)
Posted:
Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:27 pmby supercram
I do love myself, and yes, I enjoy sex with dead people. Who doesn't?
The person below me is ahijrtfhjlt arehshg jhnadfjkbng
Oops I feel asleep on my keyboard. It happens.
The person below me knows what pee tastes like.
Posted:
Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:34 pmby KoolBak
Damn, I have to post....
Beautiful response Cram! Actually LOL'd!! Thanks ;o)
Unfortunately, I DO know the taste.....no, not from a sexual episode gone wrong but from 2 little boys with extremely accurate little peckers and bad timing while diaper changing......
TPBM has puked in public.....
Posted:
Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:19 pmby happysadfun
Yes, I have.
The person below me likes listening to Dancing Queen.
Posted:
Tue Dec 19, 2006 5:25 pmby strike wolf
Best abba song at least.
The person below me is on steroids.
Posted:
Tue Dec 19, 2006 5:42 pmby pyro55
well i was
the person below me likes ass cookies (if you know what i mean)
Posted:
Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:18 pmby s.xkitten
i know what you mean, and no, i don't....
the person below me...has a really dirty mind...
Posted:
Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:23 pmby killza666jrr
maybe
thye person below me has an iq of 170 and over
Posted:
Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:24 pmby strike wolf
Too bad I let it go to waste.
The person below me has an iq of 2.
Posted:
Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:29 pmby glide
the person above me can bite me!........however......the person below me is probably floppin' around like a half-f***ed fox in a forest fire!
Posted:
Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:44 pmby killza666jrr
thats me
the people above and velow me are fat
Posted:
Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:21 pmby mandalorian2298
I am not, but my belly is
The person below my is a gambler
Posted:
Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:22 pmby s.xkitten
technically illegal, so i just play strip poker...
the person below me is underweight
Posted:
Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:35 pmby killza666jrr
its better than being fat
the person belo me is you!
hi
Posted:
Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:37 pmby trestain
with that dress, you could only afford to lose one round
the person below me is not above me
Posted:
Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:39 pmby killza666jrr
got that right
Posted:
Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:13 pmby Drakkon
The Person below me loves Nacho Cheese Doritos
Posted:
Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:15 pmby killza666jrr
nope those are gross i like the perason below me
Posted:
Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:18 pmby s.xkitten
of course you do, whats not to like...
the person below me wants to, or is in the military