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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby universalchiro on Thu Jul 31, 2014 10:51 pm

universalchiro wrote:
EBConquer wrote:
JamesKer1 wrote:
EBConquer wrote: :D I'll open up the floor but have a few more...
Knock knock


Who's there?


Candice

Candice who?



Did you just leave me hanging? [-X [-X
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby EBConquer on Thu Jul 31, 2014 10:55 pm

universalchiro wrote:
universalchiro wrote:
EBConquer wrote:
JamesKer1 wrote:
EBConquer wrote: :D I'll open up the floor but have a few more...
Knock knock


Who's there?


Candice

Candice who?



Did you just leave me hanging? [-X [-X


lol... you missed it, Mr. Cellphone!

EBConquer wrote:[in an italian mafia voice] Candice map load already? I'm freakin' dyin' ova here.

That's a tribute to my buddy Perch. viewtopic.php?f=506&t=206707

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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby universalchiro on Thu Jul 31, 2014 11:04 pm

:sick: :-# #-o ](*,)
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby Dukasaur on Thu Jul 31, 2014 11:30 pm

EBConquer wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
EBConquer wrote:I'll keep it going :D

Knock knock

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Dozen

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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby EBConquer on Thu Jul 31, 2014 11:59 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
EBConquer wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
EBConquer wrote:I'll keep it going :D

Knock knock

Who's there?


Dozen

Dozen who?


Dozen it seem weird there's a knock knock cc thread happening here? In retrospect, I agree. heh

That was cheese... this one is somewhat good.

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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby perchorin on Fri Aug 01, 2014 12:12 am

EBConquer wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
EBConquer wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
EBConquer wrote:I'll keep it going :D

Knock knock

Who's there?


Dozen

Dozen who?


Dozen it seem weird there's a knock knock cc thread happening here? In retrospect, I agree. heh

That was cheese... this one is somewhat good.

knock knock

Who's there? It had better not be that slack-ass EBConquer. He hasn't done shit for us lately :P
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby EBConquer on Fri Aug 01, 2014 12:17 am

perchorin wrote:Who's there? It had better not be that slack-ass EBConquer. He hasn't done shit for us lately :P


Harry


(you have nothing to worry about Perch... this is EB's friend from Colorado. He's away for the weekend) :mrgreen:
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby iAmCaffeine on Fri Aug 01, 2014 5:34 am

Harry who?
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby EBConquer on Sat Aug 02, 2014 12:18 am

Harry up and play your turn already. It's been an hour you butt munch and I still live w/ my mother and got shit to do!!!
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby EBConquer on Sat Aug 02, 2014 12:21 am

I'm finding this is a great passive way to get some aggression out. :lol: :lol:
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Aug 02, 2014 12:24 am

EBConquer wrote:I'm finding this is a great passive way to get some aggression out. :lol: :lol:

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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby EBConquer on Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:32 am

Dukasaur wrote:
EBConquer wrote:I'm finding this is a great passive way to get some aggression out. :lol: :lol:

knock knock


Who's there?
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:46 am

EBConquer wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:knock knock


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Madame.
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby EBConquer on Sat Aug 02, 2014 2:14 am

Dukasaur wrote:
EBConquer wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:knock knock


Who's there?

Madame.


Madame who?
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Aug 02, 2014 2:15 am

EBConquer wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
EBConquer wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:knock knock


Who's there?

Madame.


Madame who?

Madame car won't start! Can you give me a boost?
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby EBConquer on Sat Aug 02, 2014 2:39 am

Love Madame. Umm... dukkie... can we stay on topic? :lol: :lol: "Madame dice is totally f***d over here!!" lol too funny!

Knock knock...
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Aug 02, 2014 2:49 am

EBConquer wrote:Love Madame. Umm... dukkie... can we stay on topic? :lol: :lol: "Madame dice is totally f***d over here!!" lol too funny!

Knock knock...

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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby EBConquer on Sat Aug 02, 2014 3:54 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
EBConquer wrote:Love Madame. Umm... dukkie... can we stay on topic? :lol: :lol: "Madame dice is totally f***d over here!!" lol too funny!

Knock knock...

Who's there?


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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby Agent 86 on Sat Aug 02, 2014 4:32 pm

Move this thread as it has nothing to do with CC..Babble-On Five would be a better place for this rubbish :evil:
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby owenshooter on Sat Aug 02, 2014 4:38 pm

Agent 86 wrote:Move this thread as it has nothing to do with CC..Babble-On Five would be a better place for this rubbish :evil:

i reported it after the first 3 posts... apparently i am the NO FUN POLICE...-el Jesus negro
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby EBConquer on Sat Aug 02, 2014 4:41 pm

Agent 86 wrote:Move this thread as it has nothing to do with CC..Babble-On Five would be a better place for this rubbish :evil:


I'm assuming that you're a bit of a party pooper eh? lol Yeah... knock knock jokes w/ cc in the punchline have nothing to do w/ anything especially when considering conquer club in general. You guys can move this thread where ever you want because at the end of the day... nobody really cares (except you). :lol: :lol:
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby MudPuppy on Sat Aug 02, 2014 5:47 pm

EBConquer wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
EBConquer wrote:Love Madame. Umm... dukkie... can we stay on topic? :lol: :lol: "Madame dice is totally f***d over here!!" lol too funny!

Knock knock...

Who's there?


Urine

Urine who?
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby EBConquer on Sat Aug 02, 2014 6:23 pm

MudPuppy wrote:
EBConquer wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
EBConquer wrote:Love Madame. Umm... dukkie... can we stay on topic? :lol: :lol: "Madame dice is totally f***d over here!!" lol too funny!

Knock knock...

Who's there?


Urine

Urine who?


Urinsecure cause your dice are total shit! :P
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Aug 02, 2014 6:35 pm

EBConquer wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Knock knock


Who's there?


Penis
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby nietzsche on Sat Aug 02, 2014 7:22 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
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Army of GOD wrote:Knock knock


Who's there?


Penis


Penis who?
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