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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby EBConquer on Tue Aug 05, 2014 6:21 pm

codierose wrote:
EBConquer wrote:Honey Bee

(last one)

Honey bee who


Honey, be a dear and move this thread out of GD.
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby Dukasaur on Wed Aug 06, 2014 1:03 am

EBConquer wrote:
codierose wrote:
EBConquer wrote:Honey Bee

(last one)

Honey bee who


Honey, be a dear and move this thread out of GD.

Yes. Logic requires this.
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby EBConquer on Wed Aug 06, 2014 1:06 am

Thanks, buddy!
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Aug 06, 2014 10:25 pm

Knock bloody knock.
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby EBConquer on Wed Aug 06, 2014 11:44 pm

bloody knock who?
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby universalchiro on Thu Aug 07, 2014 10:37 am

Knock knock
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby EBConquer on Thu Aug 07, 2014 11:04 am

universalchiro wrote:Knock knock


Who's there?
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby universalchiro on Thu Aug 07, 2014 11:12 am

EBConquer wrote:
universalchiro wrote:Knock knock


Who's there?

Argue
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby EBConquer on Thu Aug 07, 2014 11:44 am

universalchiro wrote:
EBConquer wrote:
universalchiro wrote:Knock knock


Who's there?

Argue


Argue who?
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby universalchiro on Thu Aug 07, 2014 11:50 am

EBConquer wrote:
universalchiro wrote:
EBConquer wrote:
universalchiro wrote:Knock knock


Who's there?

Argue


Argue who?

Argue going to take your turn or wait the full 23:59:59!


Nyuck nyuck nyuck.
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Aug 08, 2014 6:30 pm

EBConquer wrote:bloody knock who?


Please define "who".
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby oVo on Fri Aug 08, 2014 11:11 pm

Knock Knock

Who's there?

World Trade Center

show: World Trade Center Who
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby mrswdk on Thu Aug 14, 2014 6:42 pm

Latvian man hear knock on door.
"Who is it?"
"Is potato man, I come give you free potatoes!"
Latvian man is happy. Goes open door.
Is not potato man, is secret police.
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