Say something morbid.
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 4:55 amOK , i will start....
Your good health is only temporary.
Your good health is only temporary.
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 4:55 amRe: Say something morbid.
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 5:40 amyour awful personality, equalled only by the continued disintegration of your mediocre looks, must happily beckon the onset of your demise.
Re: Say something morbid.
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:07 amyour condition is only terminal in 100% of recorded cases
Re: Say something morbid.
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:29 amLife has no cure and is always fatal.
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:32 pmMorbid stuff deals with death.
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:37 pmCurly Howard: "The morbid the merrier."
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:32 pmin the grave yard late at night
i don't go for the fright
i take my shovel dig 6 feet down
i dress that corpse in an old fancy gown
and dance and dance till pants get tight
i don't go for the fright
i take my shovel dig 6 feet down
i dress that corpse in an old fancy gown
and dance and dance till pants get tight
Re: Say something morbid.
Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:34 pmI do not like green eggs and ham,
I do not like them
Sam I am.
I do not like them
Sam I am.
Re: Say something morbid.
Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 8:38 ama dead baby
Oh sorry, I thought this was the "Say something funny" thread. Carry on.
Oh sorry, I thought this was the "Say something funny" thread. Carry on.
Re: Say something morbid.
Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 12:37 pmwhat's the differnce between a truckload of dead babies
and a truckload of bowling balls?
and a truckload of bowling balls?
Re: Say something morbid.
Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 8:47 pmoVo wrote:what's the differnce between a truckload of dead babies
and a truckload of bowling balls?
you can't use a pitchfork on bowling balls
what has 7 limbs and runs around my backyard
Re: Say something morbid.
Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 8:59 pmTo unload the truck...
I dunno... what has 7 limbs and runs around your back yard?
I dunno... what has 7 limbs and runs around your back yard?
Re: Say something morbid.
Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 9:08 pmmy dog carrying most of your dead baby
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Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:55 amWhat has 4 limbs and a trunk and gives itself splinters?
Danyael humping a tree.
Danyael humping a tree.
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Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:58 ami was wondering where i got those
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Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 12:39 pmMartin Ronne wrote:What has 4 limbs and a trunk and gives itself splinters?
Danyael humping a tree.
Are you sure it's not an ent?
Re: Say something morbid.
Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 8:53 pmtheusual1 wrote:Martin Ronne wrote:What has 4 limbs and a trunk and gives itself splinters?
Danyael humping a tree.
Are you sure it's not an ent?
Could be, but that's not as funny.
Re: Say something morbid.
Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:26 pmdry hump a stump?
Detroit has a football team called the Lions.
Detroit has a football team called the Lions.
Re: Say something morbid.
Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:52 pmFirst bidder: "$20!"
Second bidder: "$30!"
Second bidder: "$30!"
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Posted: Fri Sep 27, 2024 7:32 pmsomething morbid.
Reads directions, wins.
Reads directions, wins.
Re: Say something morbid.
Posted: Sat Sep 28, 2024 8:56 amVotanic wrote:something morbid.
Reads directions, wins.
There are no directions! The OP of this thread obviously wanted people to wander around directionless.
25 I pray thee, let me go over, and see the good land that is beyond Jordan, that goodly mountain, and Lebanon.
26 But the Lord was wroth with me for your sakes, and would not hear me: and the Lord said unto me, Let it suffice thee; speak no more unto me of this matter.
27 Get thee up into the top of Pisgah, and lift up thine eyes westward, and northward, and southward, and eastward, and behold it with thine eyes: for thou shalt not go over this Jordan.
28 But charge Joshua, and encourage him, and strengthen him: for he shall go over before this people, and he shall cause them to inherit the land which thou shalt see.
29 So we abode in the valley over against Bethpeor.