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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 8:29 pm
by nietzsche
Gillipig wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
Gillipig wrote:Hello, my name is Gillipig, but you can call me daddy if you want. *but only if you are young and attractive and do not have a penis...anywhere on your body....penis tattoos exlududed...those are HOT!*


TeeGee wrote:Who am I?


WHO, AM, I ?

I AM GARY

You can't be Gary, I know a guy named Gary, and it isn't you!


I imagine you, Gillipig, walking around with a glass of milk, taking little sips and making wise-ass comments annoying everyone.

It's better to be a wise ass than a dumb ass.



What about the glass of milk though? Am I correct, you walk around taking little sips of you glass of milk?

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 4:14 am
by Gillipig
nietzsche wrote:
Gillipig wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
Gillipig wrote:Hello, my name is Gillipig, but you can call me daddy if you want. *but only if you are young and attractive and do not have a penis...anywhere on your body....penis tattoos exlududed...those are HOT!*


TeeGee wrote:Who am I?


WHO, AM, I ?

I AM GARY

You can't be Gary, I know a guy named Gary, and it isn't you!


I imagine you, Gillipig, walking around with a glass of milk, taking little sips and making wise-ass comments annoying everyone.

It's better to be a wise ass than a dumb ass.



What about the glass of milk though? Am I correct, you walk around taking little sips of you glass of milk?

All I have to say is that I'm trying to find that hidden camera of yours.

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 6:48 am
by fadedpsychosis
this whole thread is sounding like an AA meeting gone wrong...

my two cents: I'm too lazy to type my own name (and it's right over there -> ) so call me FP... or Ishmael if you like, I don't care. I've been lurking in here for years, and may one day actually bother playing risk again some day, but not today... I'm also the resident philosopher soldier (literally on both parts as I almost minored in philosophy in college, and am active duty military) and I've got a bad habit of playing devils advocate just for the sake of debate.

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 10:28 am
by targetman377
Hello i am targetman377 i hail form Minnesota
*pauses so all can say my name*
I have been a conquer club addict for many years i am now reformed as i have not played a game recently......

oh about myself favorite animal: Elephant
favorite color: gold

I love history

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 5:44 pm
by notyou2
Nice to meet you. Tell us what you do for a living.

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 7:10 pm
by Serbia
notyou2 wrote:Nice to meet you. Tell us what you do for a living.


Women.

Bollocks.

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 8:17 pm
by Army of GOD
[Insert Serbia has a small penis joke here]

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 10:42 pm
by targetman377
i work for an Alarm company Insert Andy falls down presses his bottom I have fallen and can't get up!!!!! I am there for you :D

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 11:41 am
by Serbia
targetman377 wrote:i work for an Alarm company Insert Andy falls down presses his bottom I have fallen and can't get up!!!!! I am there for you :D


So every time Andy touches his ass, you come running to see him again? Kinky.

Bollocks.

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 11:47 am
by mrswdk
I still have not finding my ideal husband. Is it bad that I am a virgin? I am by my friends told that Western men do not like that.

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 12:03 pm
by BigBallinStalin
mrswdk wrote:I still have not finding my ideal husband. Is it bad that I am a virgin? I am by my friends told that Western men do not like that.


Virginity is a good indicator of being boring, but that's subjective, so it depends on the potential couple's age, maturity, expectations, etc.

Also, are you mentioning your alleged virginity to get attention? Why?

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 12:36 pm
by mrswdk
If it is not a problem then we need not worry it!

So does it work in reverse, that someone who has lots of sex must more exciting?

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 12:53 pm
by Army of GOD
You know what they say: if she's a virgin she's probably a sturgeon

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 2:55 pm
by jonesthecurl
Or maybe a virgin just don't feel the urgin'.

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2014 3:39 am
by spurgistan
One of my grandpa's schoolyard nicknames was "The Virgin Sturgeon," for reasons that make sense and are NOT related to sexytime or bony fishes.
I think this counts as introducing myself. Also, I live in Korea. Bam. We're now intimately familiar.

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2014 5:07 pm
by muy_thaiguy
spurgistan wrote:One of my grandpa's schoolyard nicknames was "The Virgin Sturgeon," for reasons that make sense and are NOT related to sexytime or bony fishes.
I think this counts as introducing myself. Also, I live in Korea. Bam. We're now intimately familiar.

Speaking of Korea spurg, how are things over there?

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Fri Apr 04, 2014 11:43 pm
by jonesthecurl
My nephew's there too.

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 9:57 am
by pimpdave
I'm going to Israel for work in a week...

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 6:52 pm
by Phatscotty
pimpdave wrote:I'm going to Israel for work in a week...


What kind of work?

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 7:32 pm
by mrswdk
He's helping them build an internet so that they can access CC.

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 11:19 pm
by spurgistan
jonesthecurl wrote:My nephew's there too.


No way! The weather is nice, for the like 3 months the weather is nice. Cherry blossoms are goin'. Things are quite nice. What's up in old Wyoming?

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2014 12:39 am
by muy_thaiguy
Spring time is finally hitting, though I just had ankle surgery so I've been homebound for the most part.

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2014 6:29 am
by notyou2
muy_thaiguy wrote:Spring time is finally hitting, though I just had ankle surgery so I've been homebound for the most part.


Air guitar tragedy?

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 7:26 pm
by AslanTheKing
BigBallinStalin wrote:
mrswdk wrote:I still have not finding my ideal husband. Is it bad that I am a virgin? I am by my friends told that Western men do not like that.


aslans answer : you or any woman will never find the ideal husband, because there is none ( at least your brain thinks of ideality)

Virginity is a good indicator of being boring, but that's subjective, so it depends on the potential couple's age, maturity, expectations, etc.

Also, are you mentioning your alleged virginity to get attention? Why?


i agree first time with bigballsinstallin
besides, who cares if u are virgin, honestly

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2014 2:47 am
by muy_thaiguy
notyou2 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Spring time is finally hitting, though I just had ankle surgery so I've been homebound for the most part.


Air guitar tragedy?

No, of course not. Air banjo, jeez. I'm not some amateur.