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The Mind Behind the Monitor

Postby n00blet on Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:27 am

A simple question, one I'm sure many have asked: who is the person I've happened to play against? Does Blitz ever do anything besides rake in more CC medals? What's Mr. Herpes up to now that he's no longer on the acclaimed CC Throne? For that matter, I'm probably just out of the loop, but I haven't run into this KingOfGods fellow ever, but they seem to be wearing their crown rather nicely.

In any event, I would suggest this thread be a place where we can all be gloriously honest about our own deep, personal lives. Of course, feel no pressure from me to post anything beyond your comfort level. Far be it for me to wave at the Banhammer when I'm still in a largely perusal relationship with these forums. As the rules state "Any personal information or photos of any member is to be regarded as private and should never be posted except by the member it belongs to."

Thus, I shall begin: I am on the older end of the teenage spectrum, soon to graduate from high school in the U.S. and pursue a career in computer science at a world-renowned university for that very subject. I used to be far more active in the CC community, but as of late my various engagements have prevented a sustained (beyond my tournament and AA-related duties) connection.

And now, I invite you, dear reader, to join me in the blissful world of the suspension of disbelief, in which we can frolic in the plains of honesty and traverse the bridge of trolls in our own magical forest.
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Re: The Mind Behind the Monitor

Postby Mr Changsha on Thu Feb 25, 2010 8:24 am

A quite brilliant one, thank you very much.

But beyond that, I will share three pieces of information with you all. One is true and the others are most certainly false.

1. I led an orchestra.
2. I managed a language school in Hong Kong.
3. I worked as a researcher for a Liberal MP.
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Re: The Mind Behind the Monitor

Postby natty dread on Thu Feb 25, 2010 8:35 am

I will do the same.

1. I am a gigolo. I entertain old ladies for cash.

2. I used to make a living smuggling drugs in my rectum through the border.

3. I have a pet hamster.
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Re: The Mind Behind the Monitor

Postby Mr Changsha on Thu Feb 25, 2010 8:46 am

natty_dread wrote:I will do the same.

1. I am a gigolo. I entertain old ladies for cash.

2. I used to make a living smuggling drugs in my rectum through the border.

3. I have a pet hamster.


Based on your online persona I'm going with 2. ;)
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Re: The Mind Behind the Monitor

Postby HighlanderAttack on Thu Feb 25, 2010 8:59 am

natty_dread wrote:I will do the same.

1. I am a gigolo. I entertain old ladies for cash.

2. I used to make a living smuggling drugs in my rectum through the border.

3. I have a pet hamster.



I am thinking it might be a gerbil
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Re: The Mind Behind the Monitor

Postby natty dread on Thu Feb 25, 2010 9:20 am

Mr Changsha wrote:Based on your online persona I'm going with 2. ;)


My online persona has a wide rectum? :-s
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Re: The Mind Behind the Monitor

Postby Mr Changsha on Thu Feb 25, 2010 9:51 am

natty_dread wrote:
Mr Changsha wrote:Based on your online persona I'm going with 2. ;)


My online persona has a wide rectum. :-s


You said it.
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Re: The Mind Behind the Monitor

Postby natty dread on Thu Feb 25, 2010 10:58 am

Mr Changsha wrote:
natty_dread wrote:
Mr Changsha wrote:Based on your online persona I'm going with 2. ;)


My online persona has a wide rectum. :-s


You said it.


The question remains, how does Mr Changsha know the diameter of the anal cavity of my online persona? :-k

Is Mr Changsha having a sexual affair with my online persona? :shock:

Well I'd never. The things my online persona does without my knowledge... :?
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Re: The Mind Behind the Monitor

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Feb 25, 2010 11:09 am

2 are true and 2 are false.

1. I killed Abraham Lincoln
2. I framed Roger Rabbit
3. See 1.
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Re: The Mind Behind the Monitor

Postby natty dread on Thu Feb 25, 2010 11:11 am

1. I dated Army of God's mother in high school
2. Mr Changsha raped my online persona
3. ?
4. Profit!!!
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Re: The Mind Behind the Monitor

Postby Fruitcake on Thu Feb 25, 2010 11:22 am

Blitzaholic wrote:
1. I am awesome
2. I am supreme
3. I have to be careful if the phone rings while I am ironing
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Re: The Mind Behind the Monitor

Postby JOHNNYROCKET24 on Thu Feb 25, 2010 11:28 am

1- I was on the Jerry Springer Show
2- I see dead people
3- I am Lackattacks multi

only 1 is true
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Re: The Mind Behind the Monitor

Postby Ronaldinho on Thu Feb 25, 2010 2:19 pm

JOHNNYROCKET24 wrote:1- I was on the Jerry Springer Show
2- I see dead people
3- I am Lackattacks multi

only 1 is true




On JS trying to rack up more Medals and toot your horn by any chance O:) O:)
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Re: The Mind Behind the Monitor

Postby Georgerx7di on Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:18 pm

Only 5 are true.

1. I am divorced
2. I play games on conquerclub.com
3. I'm just some guy who posts random shit in the forum out of boredom.
4. I have a car
5. I suck at golf
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Re: The Mind Behind the Monitor

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Feb 26, 2010 11:00 am

Two are true.

1. I have been sky diving.
2. I was a college mascot.
3. I often spend time in New York City.
4. To this day, the only way I can tie my shoes is the "bunny-ear" method.
5. I'm 6 foot 5 inches tall.


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Re: The Mind Behind the Monitor

Postby Fruitcake on Fri Feb 26, 2010 11:34 am

AndyDufresne wrote:Two are true.

5. I'm 6 foot 5 inches tall.


--Andy


So your actually a big Ape?
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Re: The Mind Behind the Monitor

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Feb 26, 2010 12:59 pm

Depends which are true! :D


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Re: The Mind Behind the Monitor

Postby n00blet on Fri Feb 26, 2010 5:13 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:4. To this day, the only way I can tie my shoes is the "bunny-ear" method.
I hadn't known there was any other way.... :?

And I'm loving these, btw. And yes, that does mean yours
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Re: The Mind Behind the Monitor

Postby natty dread on Fri Feb 26, 2010 7:08 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:4. To this day, the only way I can tie my shoes is the "bunny-ear" method.


I've heard vague rumours that there is another way of tying shoelaces, but I thought they were just urban legends...
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Re: The Mind Behind the Monitor

Postby khazalid on Fri Feb 26, 2010 7:32 pm

velcro ftw. and LA lights
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Re: The Mind Behind the Monitor

Postby Robinette on Fri Feb 26, 2010 10:24 pm

Only ONE of these is true:

A. I am a man, baby!
B. I am better than you.




Let's try another...

Remember, only ONE of these is true:

A. I am married, with 2 grown children.
B. You are better than me.
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Re: The Mind Behind the Monitor

Postby the.killing.44 on Fri Feb 26, 2010 10:29 pm

natty_dread wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:4. To this day, the only way I can tie my shoes is the "bunny-ear" method.


I've heard vague rumours that there is another way of tying shoelaces, but I thought they were just urban legends...

What's the bunny-ear method?
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Re: The Mind Behind the Monitor

Postby Robinette on Fri Feb 26, 2010 11:13 pm

the.killing.44 wrote:
natty_dread wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:4. To this day, the only way I can tie my shoes is the "bunny-ear" method.


I've heard vague rumours that there is another way of tying shoelaces, but I thought they were just urban legends...

What's the bunny-ear method?


There are 3 official bunny ear methods...

1. The Hitler method (he wore slip-ons)
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2. The Full Body Method (works with high heels)
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3. Kiddie method
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But there are definitely more ways to tie your shoes... you learn these things when you have kids, lol
TIP: Use different colored shoe laces so that you can cue your child on which side they should be working with at a given step... and if you REALLY want to make it fun, spray paint the shoes GOLD... kids love it...

Here's just one of many other methods...

TEE PEE METHOD
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Re: The Mind Behind the Monitor

Postby Blitzaholic on Sun Feb 28, 2010 7:15 pm

JOHNNYROCKET24 wrote:1- I was on the Jerry Springer Show
2- I see dead people
3- I am Lackattacks multi

only 1 is true


lol, is it 1? if so, that is a riot.
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Re: The Mind Behind the Monitor

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Mar 01, 2010 10:37 am

1. I'm an avid gardener.
2. I spend my spare time planting trees.
3. I climb trees.

Only One is true.


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