You know what really grinds my gears...

by **BigBallinStalin** on Wed May 01, 2013 11:59 pm

I used to be an adventurer--until Serbia's mom broke my dick.

by **Lootifer** on Thu May 02, 2013 12:01 am

It took me 3hrs and 14minutes to realise the joke. FML

by **Funkyterrance** on Fri May 03, 2013 12:24 am

When you make some toast in the morning and it burns so you throw it out in disgust and put some new bread in and then forget again because you're rushing around before work so the next batch is burnt and you get no toast at all since you're completely fed up at that point.

by **Lootifer** on Sun May 05, 2013 5:02 pm

That is the fundamental reason why I eat cereal.

by **rdsrds2120** on Sun May 05, 2013 5:07 pm

Lootifer wrote:
john9blue wrote:i'm not a "powerlifter" but i keep a dumbbell by my desk and occasionally do a few reps.

i still have twig arms though so clearly i'm not doing it right

Nah powerlifters are a specific type of fuckwad (ideal thread to discuss this...). They are likely the type who post about their lifts on facey etc (along with the weight loss tossers and a myriad of other wankers - one of whiich I probably am... i posted a about rowing occasionally... but at least thats competitive).

Doing weights is fine (in fact pretty much mandatory if you want to be good at most types of sports), but those morons who live just to lift heavy weights, to me, are fucktardely stupid. My favourites are the guys who can bench like 300 lbs but have tiny little twig legs.

BMO

by **Lootifer** on Sun May 05, 2013 5:18 pm

You never know, he could be a professional kayaker!

(he's not, kayakers actually have a lot of power in their lower body due to the biomechanics of an optimal stroke - inb4 this gets posted in out of context quotes)

by **SirSebstar** on Sun May 05, 2013 6:18 pm

he could actually be an archer, they have a very strongly devolped right arm after a few years.

by **john9blue** on Sun May 05, 2013 7:17 pm

SirSebstar wrote:he could actually be an archer, they have a very strongly devolped right arm after a few years.

interesting... now i have a feasible excuse when people ask why my right arm is so much stronger than my left arm.

by **Army of GOD** on Thu Nov 21, 2013 12:00 am

-Not so much a specific thing, but I can't stand the fact that we're now in the era where any punk ass bitch can write a fucking blog. All I see on Facebook are a bunch of fucking morons sharing inanely pointless lists that they feel the need to force on other people. In all honesty, the only reason I keep Facebook is to yell about my sports teams, so I'm not entirely sure why I still have it.

by **mrswdk** on Thu Nov 21, 2013 1:50 am

Skimmed milk.

by **Lootifer** on Thu Nov 21, 2013 4:06 am

Skim tastes like shit, but unfortunately it has significantly more protein than standard milk (even then I usually go for light or the middle amount of fat one).

Nothing has really bugged me recently, though right now I am finding the raw garlic taste in my mouth annoying; good at the time, but i cant stand the residual taste.

by **BoganGod** on Thu Nov 21, 2013 5:43 am

Lootifer wrote:Skim tastes like shit, but unfortunately it has significantly more protein than standard milk (even then I usually go for light or the middle amount of fat one).

Nothing has really bugged me recently, though right now I am finding the raw garlic taste in my mouth annoying; good at the time, but i cant stand the residual taste.

People that eat excrement then try and put me off normal food by comparing it to their standard/preferred diet. Lootifer you must be a jafa!

by **Lootifer** on Thu Nov 21, 2013 2:50 pm

Welly cuz. Dont drink skim in my coffee, standard all the way.

by **AndyDufresne** on Thu Nov 21, 2013 2:54 pm

I grew up drinking skim, so I prefer it. I can handle other milk, but usually only if its chocolate. Ha.

--Andy

by **BoganGod** on Thu Nov 21, 2013 5:39 pm

Lootifer wrote:Welly cuz. Dont drink skim in my coffee, standard all the way.

Bro town rules!

People that call league, rugby.

by **Army of GOD** on Thu Nov 21, 2013 6:06 pm

Skim is the best you plebs

by **notyou2** on Tue Nov 26, 2013 7:28 am

I'm amazed it is called skim in all these countries. I was raised on it too, but I will drink any kind of milk.

by **thegreekdog** on Tue Nov 26, 2013 8:49 am

This probably belongs in the "first world problems" thread, but I hate when I'm taking a nice, hot shower in the morning. When I get out, it's usually freezing cold in the bathroom despite the heat being a balmy 72 degrees (Farenheit). Hate it.

by **mrswdk** on Tue Nov 26, 2013 9:20 am

I hate the way that people in Beijing crowd around the subway doors as the train pulls in, then start shoving on before everyone has had a chance to get off.

by **BigBallinStalin** on Tue Nov 26, 2013 10:33 am

mrswdk wrote:I hate the way that people in Beijing crowd around the subway doors as the train pulls in, then start shoving on before everyone has had a chance to get off.

I love it. Just march through the little chumps like a Giant Westerner. Let your Sphere of Influence be known.

by **Lootifer** on Tue Nov 26, 2013 7:26 pm

mrswdk wrote:I hate the way that people in Beijing crowd around the subway doors as the train pulls in, then start shoving on before everyone has had a chance to get off.

+1

Drives me bonkers and our trains arent even busy; plenty of time to get a seat etc.