Conquer Club

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/t ... udes-the-l

It's official. Taco Bell is Trolling America, and getting away with it!

>buzzfeed

I fucking hate that begging-for-clicks website

hmm...
i predict epic failure.

http://themetapicture.com/canada-has-hilarious-politicians-this-is-one-of-them/

Check out the Taco Bell tweet.

Disgusting.

Do I still have to wear pants to eat at Taco Bell, or can I now just come in my underwear?

The Voice wrote:Do I still have to wear pants to eat at Taco Bell, or can I now just come in my underwear?

These dudes are already way ahead of you.




--Andy

They seem a little too happy.

Bpotw?

Dukasaur wrote:Disgusting.

While my initial gut reaction is to agree, objectively I don't see how it's different from eating a breakfast of waffles, eggs, sausage, etc. on a plate with a fork. This is just an excuse to pick up the food now.

Knowing Toxic Smell it's probably really gross, though.

-TG

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:

Dukasaur wrote:Disgusting.

While my initial gut reaction is to agree, objectively I don't see how it's different from eating a breakfast of waffles, eggs, sausage, etc. on a plate with a fork. This is just an excuse to pick up the food now.

Knowing Toxic Smell it's probably really gross, though.

-TG

Yeah, just looking at the picture at seeing that syrup dripping all over the fucking thing, and imagining it getting all over my hands, and all over my clothes, and my hands getting stuck to the steering wheel, it's just a bad scene and a really disgusting image.

I agree, objectively speaking it's no worse than eating those foods individually. I'm not a big fan of American breakfasts to begin with, so it's not exciting for me even laid out separately on a plate, although I do eat it sometimes.

Why don't they just put it through a blender and serve it as a smoothie? That would at least keep it off the steering wheel!

BTW> "Toxic Smell" = Good one!

Best one I've heard is "Puke of Hell"

No thanks.

Bollocks.

i actually LIKE taco bells' tacos(those dorito shells were really good)in fact, i ate 26 hard shells in one sitting. but as a quick, bad for you breakfast, i just don't see it as a viable option. for myself, anyways...
i'll probly try it, tho - just to see what all the fuss is about...

Looks pretty good to me.

oh and I don't get why people think this is disgusting or weird. Like TG said, it's actually just pretty normal breakfast food and it's very smart of Taco Bell to get into breakfast.

The first fast food restaurant to serve breakfast after 11 is going to have a big increase in sales.

Is the name of this thread a sex joke?

mrswdk wrote:Is the name of this thread a sex joke?

It would be a lot more fun if it was.

Looks potentially in edible but you apply the syrup yourself, so don't open that packet it if you're in a vehicle.

If you can't operate the condiments why blame the franchise? If you're soaked in mustard after eating a hot dog at a stadium it's not one of the baseball team's fault.

2dimes wrote:Looks potentially in edible but you apply the syrup yourself, so don't open that packet it if you're in a vehicle.

If you can't operate the condiments why blame the franchise? If you're soaked in mustard after eating a hot dog at a stadium it's not one of the baseball team's fault.

You're right. I would blame the brewery.

Spilling food on yourself while drinking is a not an issue. If you go to work after that without a shower and a change of outfit. Either.
A - You have a drinking problem.
B - You work at a sewage treatment plant or similar where a clean outfit is just silly.
C - You are so powerful people don't dare comment on your appearance.

I really should side with the duk. I spill food on myself often and if there was syrup in it it would get on me.

My wife says about me "if it's not on his shirt, it's not on the menu"

High five bro. I am looking for a huge T-shirt to wear over my clothes at work since I have a customer service job where I look bad with mustard down the front of my shirt. Today I just lost bread crumbs, it was quite an achievement.

AndyDufresne wrote:

The Voice wrote:Do I still have to wear pants to eat at Taco Bell, or can I now just come in my underwear?

These dudes are already way ahead of you.




--Andy

How did you find this picture of me?

2dimes wrote:Spilling food on yourself while drinking is a not an issue. If you go to work after that without a shower and a change of outfit. Either.
A - You have a drinking problem.
B - You work at a sewage treatment plant or similar where a clean outfit is just silly.
C - You are so powerful people don't dare comment on your appearance.
D - You want to look "of the people" (see Hoffman's shirt in Runaway Jury)

wasn't it his tie?

ha, speaking of getting food all over oneself while masticating, i just looked down and noticed i had a big splotch of dip from wings and veggies from about 2 hrs ago on my hoodie. f*ck.