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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby mrswdk on Thu Aug 28, 2014 3:27 pm

Mr Changsha wrote:As China has gradually blocked all forms of western news from my life (which i thank my communist overlords for most surely) I have come to rely on off-topics to provide me with the news that matters. I might well be the only person in CC's history who actually uses this forum as a news service.

Mainly I lurk (and have done here for years) as I have honestly no idea about almost everything that is written here.


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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Aug 28, 2014 3:37 pm

Changsha wouldn't know a VPN from UPN
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Serbia on Fri Aug 29, 2014 7:14 pm

Hey all, my name is Serbia! I'm awesome. Also, pears.

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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby tzor on Sun Aug 31, 2014 9:18 am

Mr Changsha wrote:As China has gradually blocked all forms of western news from my life (which i thank my communist overlords for most surely) I have come to rely on off-topics to provide me with the news that matters. I might well be the only person in CC's history who actually uses this forum as a news service.


That's a scary thought (using this place as a news service) but then again, a lot of people watch cable news. Perhaps you are better off. ;)
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Sep 08, 2014 3:35 pm

tzor wrote:
Mr Changsha wrote:As China has gradually blocked all forms of western news from my life (which i thank my communist overlords for most surely) I have come to rely on off-topics to provide me with the news that matters. I might well be the only person in CC's history who actually uses this forum as a news service.


That's a scary thought (using this place as a news service) but then again, a lot of people watch cable news. Perhaps you are better off. ;)


Not really. I know Dukasaur also uses the place as a news service.

He just misses out on the truly important things in life, like the fashion pages:

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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby BoganGod on Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:19 pm

Yoshi, do you have a colour copy of that must have pic? Need to add it to my spank bank asap. Thanks in advance
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Sep 08, 2014 10:10 pm

BoganGod wrote:Yoshi, do you have a colour copy of that must have pic? Need to add it to my spank bank asap. Thanks in advance


I have one that has white stains on it... do you want me to mail it?
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby owenshooter on Wed Sep 10, 2014 10:00 am

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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby BoganGod on Wed Sep 10, 2014 12:24 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:
BoganGod wrote:Yoshi, do you have a colour copy of that must have pic? Need to add it to my spank bank asap. Thanks in advance


I have one that has white stains on it... do you want me to mail it?


Scratch and sniff, classy. No need to pass the salt.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Funkyterrance on Mon Nov 03, 2014 11:57 pm

My name is funktyerrance and I am an addict.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby BoganGod on Tue Nov 04, 2014 9:51 am

DoomYoshi wrote:
BoganGod wrote:Yoshi, do you have a colour copy of that must have pic? Need to add it to my spank bank asap. Thanks in advance


I have one that has white stains on it... do you want me to mail it?


Nah mate, you would mistake it for a stamp and lick it.....
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Nov 07, 2014 3:14 pm

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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby JBlombier on Sat Dec 20, 2014 8:27 pm

In a drunk mood I almost made the mistake of properly introducing myself here. Now that I've read the actual topic, I've learnt that it's reasonably good for entertainment, but not worth my personal input. If this will be unstickied I might write a short novel about myself here. Then again, no one wants to read that.

Hmm, carry on, folks. Didn't mean to interfere.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby notyou2 on Sun Dec 21, 2014 4:30 pm

JBlombier wrote:In a drunk mood I almost made the mistake of properly introducing myself here. Now that I've read the actual topic, I've learnt that it's reasonably good for entertainment, but not worth my personal input. If this will be unstickied I might write a short novel about myself here. Then again, no one wants to read that.

Hmm, carry on, folks. Didn't mean to interfere.


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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Dec 23, 2014 10:52 am

JBlombier wrote:In a drunk mood I almost made the mistake of properly introducing myself here. Now that I've read the actual topic, I've learnt that it's reasonably good for entertainment, but not worth my personal input. If this will be unstickied I might write a short novel about myself here. Then again, no one wants to read that.

Hmm, carry on, folks. Didn't mean to interfere.

Actually, that's not entirely true.

I think most of us would like to know more about the lives of others that we deal with.

Very few have used the thread for what it was originally intended for, but every now and then someone has. If you want to genuinely introduce yourself, go right ahead.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Serbia on Tue Dec 23, 2014 11:28 am

Hello, I'm Serbia. Pleased to meet you. Nice to know me. What's the message; will you show me?

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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby notyou2 on Fri Dec 26, 2014 10:47 am

Serbia wrote:Hello, I'm Serbia. Pleased to meet you. Nice to know me. What's the message; will you show me?

Bollocks.


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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby BoganGod on Thu Jan 15, 2015 6:37 pm

bollocks(thats the story, and focus of the story)
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Jan 22, 2015 3:00 am

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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Skittles! on Tue Feb 17, 2015 3:04 pm

Hi, I'm Skittles, I've been here for a while, and I take at least 4 shits a day. Not because of the skittles (which I don't even eat)
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Serbia on Tue Feb 17, 2015 7:12 pm

I've been waiting a long time now.
Now here's the answer; you're all mine now.

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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby notyou2 on Tue Feb 17, 2015 7:14 pm

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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sat Mar 21, 2015 9:00 pm

I deem this thread somewhat necessary. Without an introductory sticky thread, new members would have no idea what to do, feel isolated, and then quickly leave. Thank Lord CC for saving the fora!
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Symmetry on Wed Mar 25, 2015 11:51 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:I deem this thread somewhat necessary. Without an introductory sticky thread, new members would have no idea what to do, feel isolated, and then quickly leave. Thank Lord CC for saving the fora!


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