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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby mrswdk on Fri Apr 25, 2014 12:38 am

AslanTheKing wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
mrswdk wrote:I still have not finding my ideal husband. Is it bad that I am a virgin? I am by my friends told that Western men do not like that.


aslans answer : you or any woman will never find the ideal husband, because there is none ( at least your brain thinks of ideality)

Virginity is a good indicator of being boring, but that's subjective, so it depends on the potential couple's age, maturity, expectations, etc.

Also, are you mentioning your alleged virginity to get attention? Why?


i agree first time with bigballsinstallin
besides, who cares if u are virgin, honestly


Quite a lot of Chinese guys will write off anything other than casual sex with a girl who's been lifting up her skirt for every guy that buys her a drink on a Saturday night.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby notyou2 on Fri Apr 25, 2014 6:27 am

mrswdk wrote:
AslanTheKing wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
mrswdk wrote:I still have not finding my ideal husband. Is it bad that I am a virgin? I am by my friends told that Western men do not like that.


aslans answer : you or any woman will never find the ideal husband, because there is none ( at least your brain thinks of ideality)

Virginity is a good indicator of being boring, but that's subjective, so it depends on the potential couple's age, maturity, expectations, etc.

Also, are you mentioning your alleged virginity to get attention? Why?


i agree first time with bigballsinstallin
besides, who cares if u are virgin, honestly


Quite a lot of Chinese guys will write off anything other than casual sex with a girl who's been lifting up her skirt for every guy that buys her a drink on a Saturday night.


Relocate and stop lifting your skirt.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby mrswdk on Fri Apr 25, 2014 7:24 am

You, sir, are a patriarch and a fascist.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby notyou2 on Fri Apr 25, 2014 10:35 am

mrswdk wrote:You, sir, are a patriarch and a fascist.


I have a daughter and a granddaughter
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Gillipig on Fri Apr 25, 2014 2:50 pm

notyou2 wrote:
mrswdk wrote:You, sir, are a patriarch and a fascist.


I have a daughter and a granddaughter

I was going to say "So did Mussolini" but then I checked and it turns out he didn't. So perhaps you're onto something here.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby mrswdk on Sat Apr 26, 2014 10:33 pm

Oswald Mosley - the notable British fascist whose son heads up the Formula 1 franchise - sired a daughter and granddaughters. Fascists are virile too!
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby ManBungalow on Fri May 02, 2014 1:37 pm

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Army of GOD on Fri May 02, 2014 1:42 pm

ManBungalow wrote:Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


f*ck you you stupid fucking cunt
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby ManBungalow on Fri May 02, 2014 1:47 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
ManBungalow wrote:Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


f*ck you you stupid fucking cunt

f*ck your dick, you're only saying that because you're compensating for a massive lack of height
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Gillipig on Fri May 02, 2014 3:23 pm

This is an AA meeting isn't it?
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby ManBungalow on Fri May 02, 2014 4:57 pm

My name is Army of GOD and my dick is longer than I am tall.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby mrswdk on Fri May 02, 2014 8:36 pm

So they word filter 'f*ck' but not 'fucking' or 'cunt'? #lol
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Serbia on Fri May 02, 2014 8:39 pm

ManBungalow wrote:My name is Army of GOD and my dick is longer than I am tall.


So he's only 3" tall?

Bollocks.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Dukasaur on Fri May 09, 2014 6:58 pm

Clowns to the Left of me, jokers to the Right. Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.




Sums up the OT experience very nicely.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Serbia on Fri May 09, 2014 8:54 pm

Hi. I'm Serbia. I post and shit.

Bollocks.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri May 09, 2014 10:21 pm

Dukasaur wrote:Clowns to the Left of me, jokers to the Right. Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.




Sums up the OT experience very nicely.



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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat May 10, 2014 10:33 am

Serbia wrote:Hi. I'm Serbia. I post and shit.



Sometimes it's difficultto tell the difference.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Serbia on Sat May 10, 2014 10:42 am

jonesthecurl wrote:
Serbia wrote:Hi. I'm Serbia. I post and shit.



Sometimes it's difficultto tell the difference.


Then I'm doing both correctly.

Bollocks.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby 2dimes on Sat May 10, 2014 10:51 am

AslanTheKing wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
mrswdk wrote:I still have not finding my ideal husband. Is it bad that I am a virgin? I am by my friends told that Western men do not like that.


aslans answer : you or any woman will never find the ideal husband, because there is none ( at least your brain thinks of ideality)

Virginity is a good indicator of being boring, but that's subjective, so it depends on the potential couple's age, maturity, expectations, etc.

Also, are you mentioning your alleged virginity to get attention? Why?


i agree first time with bigballsinstallin
besides, who cares if u are virgin, honestly

http://metro.co.uk/2014/05/09/virgin-me ... k-4722286/
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby Borderdawg on Sun May 11, 2014 8:12 am

I'm Borderdawg, aka "Dad"," the ol' bastid", and" Mr. Asshole, sir". I'm way down south in the Rio Grande Valley, Texas. I lurk in OT, don't post much because I've found that spirited discourse is much more civil when all parties are in arms reach. :D
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby MagnusGreeol on Sun May 11, 2014 5:59 pm

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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby ChrisPond on Sat May 17, 2014 10:39 pm

I am Chrispond. Been here since 2009.

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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sun Jul 13, 2014 1:40 am

f*ck you, I'm BBS, and I don't give a f*ck.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby notyou2 on Sun Jul 13, 2014 9:29 am

welcome BBS, tell us why you don't give a f*ck
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

Postby 2dimes on Wed Jul 16, 2014 10:11 am

notyou2 wrote:welcome BBS, tell us why you don't give a f*ck

He never had one to give.
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