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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 12:38 am
by mrswdk
AslanTheKing wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
mrswdk wrote:I still have not finding my ideal husband. Is it bad that I am a virgin? I am by my friends told that Western men do not like that.


aslans answer : you or any woman will never find the ideal husband, because there is none ( at least your brain thinks of ideality)

Virginity is a good indicator of being boring, but that's subjective, so it depends on the potential couple's age, maturity, expectations, etc.

Also, are you mentioning your alleged virginity to get attention? Why?


i agree first time with bigballsinstallin
besides, who cares if u are virgin, honestly


Quite a lot of Chinese guys will write off anything other than casual sex with a girl who's been lifting up her skirt for every guy that buys her a drink on a Saturday night.

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 6:27 am
by notyou2
mrswdk wrote:
AslanTheKing wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
mrswdk wrote:I still have not finding my ideal husband. Is it bad that I am a virgin? I am by my friends told that Western men do not like that.


aslans answer : you or any woman will never find the ideal husband, because there is none ( at least your brain thinks of ideality)

Virginity is a good indicator of being boring, but that's subjective, so it depends on the potential couple's age, maturity, expectations, etc.

Also, are you mentioning your alleged virginity to get attention? Why?


i agree first time with bigballsinstallin
besides, who cares if u are virgin, honestly


Quite a lot of Chinese guys will write off anything other than casual sex with a girl who's been lifting up her skirt for every guy that buys her a drink on a Saturday night.


Relocate and stop lifting your skirt.

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 7:24 am
by mrswdk
You, sir, are a patriarch and a fascist.

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 10:35 am
by notyou2
mrswdk wrote:You, sir, are a patriarch and a fascist.


I have a daughter and a granddaughter

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 2:50 pm
by Gillipig
notyou2 wrote:
mrswdk wrote:You, sir, are a patriarch and a fascist.


I have a daughter and a granddaughter

I was going to say "So did Mussolini" but then I checked and it turns out he didn't. So perhaps you're onto something here.

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2014 10:33 pm
by mrswdk
Oswald Mosley - the notable British fascist whose son heads up the Formula 1 franchise - sired a daughter and granddaughters. Fascists are virile too!

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2014 1:37 pm
by ManBungalow
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2014 1:42 pm
by Army of GOD
ManBungalow wrote:Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


f*ck you you stupid fucking cunt

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2014 1:47 pm
by ManBungalow
Army of GOD wrote:
ManBungalow wrote:Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


f*ck you you stupid fucking cunt

f*ck your dick, you're only saying that because you're compensating for a massive lack of height

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2014 3:23 pm
by Gillipig
This is an AA meeting isn't it?

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2014 4:57 pm
by ManBungalow
My name is Army of GOD and my dick is longer than I am tall.

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2014 8:36 pm
by mrswdk
So they word filter 'f*ck' but not 'fucking' or 'cunt'? #lol

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2014 8:39 pm
by Serbia
ManBungalow wrote:My name is Army of GOD and my dick is longer than I am tall.


So he's only 3" tall?

Bollocks.

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 6:58 pm
by Dukasaur
Clowns to the Left of me, jokers to the Right. Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.




Sums up the OT experience very nicely.

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 8:54 pm
by Serbia
Hi. I'm Serbia. I post and shit.

Bollocks.

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 10:21 pm
by BigBallinStalin
Dukasaur wrote:Clowns to the Left of me, jokers to the Right. Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.




Sums up the OT experience very nicely.



Better music video:


Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2014 10:33 am
by jonesthecurl
Serbia wrote:Hi. I'm Serbia. I post and shit.



Sometimes it's difficultto tell the difference.

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2014 10:42 am
by Serbia
jonesthecurl wrote:
Serbia wrote:Hi. I'm Serbia. I post and shit.



Sometimes it's difficultto tell the difference.


Then I'm doing both correctly.

Bollocks.

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2014 10:51 am
by 2dimes
AslanTheKing wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
mrswdk wrote:I still have not finding my ideal husband. Is it bad that I am a virgin? I am by my friends told that Western men do not like that.


aslans answer : you or any woman will never find the ideal husband, because there is none ( at least your brain thinks of ideality)

Virginity is a good indicator of being boring, but that's subjective, so it depends on the potential couple's age, maturity, expectations, etc.

Also, are you mentioning your alleged virginity to get attention? Why?


i agree first time with bigballsinstallin
besides, who cares if u are virgin, honestly

http://metro.co.uk/2014/05/09/virgin-me ... k-4722286/

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2014 8:12 am
by Borderdawg
I'm Borderdawg, aka "Dad"," the ol' bastid", and" Mr. Asshole, sir". I'm way down south in the Rio Grande Valley, Texas. I lurk in OT, don't post much because I've found that spirited discourse is much more civil when all parties are in arms reach. :D

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2014 5:59 pm
by MagnusGreeol
kuthoer wrote:I have anger issues with morons and cats. Yes, it all starts with small animals.


I'm Mags, I love all animals, especially the cat species, not a vegitarian or tree hugger, into being real and try to live righteous and fair, Love CC and the friends I've made here. Also love to joke around , funny is good for the mind. Best of luck always, to everyone, In Life & War, Salutes-------)
>>>>---------MAGS-OUT----------->

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Sat May 17, 2014 10:39 pm
by ChrisPond
I am Chrispond. Been here since 2009.

When I am not pushing the auto assault button, I build ponds and waterfalls with my bare hands. And the avatar...yes, I built that!

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2014 1:40 am
by BigBallinStalin
f*ck you, I'm BBS, and I don't give a f*ck.

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2014 9:29 am
by notyou2
welcome BBS, tell us why you don't give a f*ck

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?

PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 10:11 am
by 2dimes
notyou2 wrote:welcome BBS, tell us why you don't give a f*ck

He never had one to give.