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...there aint no such thing as...

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Jun 22, 2014 6:18 am

Use this thread to list things that simply cannot be.

1. There aint no such thing as too much bratwurst.

2. There aint no such thing as too much beer.
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Re: ...there aint no such thing as...

Postby notyou2 on Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:46 am

3. the female orgasm
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Re: ...there aint no such thing as...

Postby / on Sun Jun 22, 2014 11:38 am

4. There aint no such thing as double negatives.
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Re: ...there aint no such thing as...

Postby Timminz on Sun Jun 22, 2014 2:56 pm

There's no such thing as giants.
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Re: ...there aint no such thing as...

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Jun 22, 2014 2:59 pm

5.
Timminz wrote:There's no such thing as giants.


6. There aint no such thing as a counting system so simple that someone won't refuse to follow it.
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Re: ...there aint no such thing as...

Postby mrswdk on Sun Jun 22, 2014 5:01 pm

7. A free lunch.
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Postby Army of GOD on Sun Jun 22, 2014 6:06 pm

8. A good Dukasaur thread
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Re: ...there aint no such thing as...

Postby Timminz on Mon Jun 23, 2014 8:36 am

No such thing as the number between 8 and 10.
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Re: ...there aint no such thing as...

Postby betiko on Mon Jun 23, 2014 9:49 am

10. There ain t no such thing as Canada playing the world cup.
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Re: ...there aint no such thing as...

Postby KoolBak on Mon Jun 23, 2014 12:43 pm

11. Silent Scream
12. Giant Shrimp
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."

Neil Young....Like An Inca
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Re: ...there aint no such thing as...

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Jun 23, 2014 12:45 pm

13. Giant Screams
14. Silent Shrimp (run silent, run deep)


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Re: ...there aint no such thing as...

Postby DaGip on Wed Jun 25, 2014 8:35 pm

15. conservatives that say "yes".
16. libertarianism.
Army of GOD wrote:This thread is now about my large penis
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Re: ...there aint no such thing as...

Postby macbone on Wed Jun 25, 2014 8:41 pm

17. . . . too much pasta.
18. . . . too much Dew.

(Unless you're Mrs. Mac, of course!)
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Re: ...there aint no such thing as...

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Sep 30, 2014 7:07 am

19. ... a subject too ridiculous for OT
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Re: ...there aint no such thing as...

Postby Serbia on Tue Sep 30, 2014 8:57 pm

23. Macaroni and cheese

Bollocks.
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Re: ...there aint no such thing as...

Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Oct 01, 2014 9:23 am

24. conquerclub. You are all figments of my imagination.
"Eh, whatever."
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What, you expected something deep or flashy?
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Re: ...there aint no such thing as...

Postby notyou2 on Wed Oct 01, 2014 2:24 pm

25. A truly democratic China.
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Re: ...there aint no such thing as...

Postby notyou2 on Wed Oct 01, 2014 2:24 pm

26. Government for the people.
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