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Natural Gas Farting

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Aug 18, 2014 8:53 pm

Haha, see what I did there?
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Re: Natural Gas Farting

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Aug 18, 2014 9:04 pm

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Re: Natural Gas Farting

Postby Metsfanmax on Mon Aug 18, 2014 9:05 pm

Why did you stop contributing anything useful to this forum?
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Re: Natural Gas Farting

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Aug 18, 2014 9:12 pm

Metsfanmax wrote:Why did you stop contributing anything useful to this forum?


>implying I ever did
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Re: Natural Gas Farting

Postby Metsfanmax on Mon Aug 18, 2014 9:14 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:Why did you stop contributing anything useful to this forum?


>implying I ever did


I'm pretty sure I read a thoughtful post from you, once upon a time.
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Re: Natural Gas Farting

Postby notyou2 on Mon Aug 18, 2014 9:55 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Haha, see what I did there?


You little pinhead.
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Re: Natural Gas Farting

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Aug 18, 2014 11:04 pm

Yeah, AoG, didn't you practice Science at some point in your life? Weren't you bestowed with such skills? What happened???
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Re: Natural Gas Farting

Postby notyou2 on Tue Aug 19, 2014 7:20 am

At least contribute something scientific like gifs of people lighting their personal gas pockets on fire.
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Re: Natural Gas Farting

Postby tzor on Tue Aug 19, 2014 10:01 am

Army of GOD wrote:Haha, see what I did there?


No, actually I didn't. I thought this was going to be about natural methane releases from lakes and marshes, also known as "marsh gas" because when a lake emits this gas in a large bubble, it's kind of like farting when you think of it.

In November 1776, methane was first scientifically identified by Italian physicist Alessandro Volta in the marshes of Lake Maggiore straddling Italy and Switzerland, having been inspired to search for the substance after reading a paper written by Benjamin Franklin about "flammable air". Volta captured the gas rising from the marsh, and by 1778 had isolated the pure gas. He also demonstrated means to ignite the gas with an electric spark.


Very disappointing.

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Re: Natural Gas Farting

Postby DaGip on Wed Aug 20, 2014 7:04 pm

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Re: Natural Gas Farting

Postby Phatscotty on Wed Aug 20, 2014 7:26 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Haha, see what I did there?



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