So I'd like to increase my repertoire.......anyone got any good ones they use or have heard?
For many years I've loved
Christ on a crutch! and f*ck me running! Jesus Jumped up Christ! is a good one too..
From futurama I think-
Sweet Zombie Jesus!
And I just heard for the first time the other day
Fuck-a-doodle-doo! lmao
Let's hear em......maybe find some new stuff to work into my daily life, wherein I am constantly surprised.....lol
Re: Thread for random exclamations....
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 9:11 am
by Frito Bandito
Holy jumping up and down Martha!
Re: Thread for random exclamations....
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 9:33 am
by tzor
This one comes from my saintly mother: Sugar, Molasses and Snowballs!
Re: Thread for random exclamations....
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 9:40 am
by BoganGod
Green voting car owner Bestial paedo necrofelcher Soft rock
Re: Thread for random exclamations....
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:21 am
by 2dimes
Anyone else ever notice how much more powerful the ones with Jesus are? I find that intriguing. It's not even a correct name since the man predates the english language by hundreds of years and the letter "J" by around 1500 years. Still those ones have a real meaty feel.
Sorry. I'll try to remember the cool new euphemisms my kids are bringing back from school.
I think "What the f*ck over?" Is pretty funny. After I got a radio license and was still extraordinarily skilled at everyday swearing I had to be careful to avoid getting a CRTC fine.
Re: Thread for random exclamations....
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 11:11 am
by jonesthecurl
On the Jesus theme, I liked Tom Robbins "Jesus H. Christ on a Harley Davidson!".
Re: Thread for random exclamations....
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 1:37 pm
by Army of GOD
jesus tittyfucking christ
Re: Thread for random exclamations....
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 2:33 pm
by Endgame422
Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick. Oh my stars and garters.. Holy cats! Well shit on a shingle Cheese n rice.
Re: Thread for random exclamations....
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 2:41 pm
by tzor
Fluffy Lumpy Pumpkin Pot Stickers!
No Shit, Sherlock!
Bullshit! Clarkson Still Sucks!*
*(Yea, I know, but I'm from R.P.I. we say that all the time even when it's not Clarkson that's playing.)
Re: Thread for random exclamations....
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 2:53 pm
by jonesthecurl
Oh, Panty-Girdles!
Re: Thread for random exclamations....
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 3:01 pm
by Army of GOD
tzor wrote:Fluffy Lumpy Pumpkin Pot Stickers!
No Shit, Sherlock!
Bullshit! Clarkson Still Sucks!*
*(Yea, I know, but I'm from R.P.I. we say that all the time even when it's not Clarkson that's playing.)
I went to Clarkson. Clarkson always sucks.
Re: Thread for random exclamations....
Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 10:53 pm
by notyou2
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Re: Thread for random exclamations....
Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2014 8:00 am
by mrswdk
STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM NOW WE'RE HERE
Re: Thread for random exclamations....
Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2014 2:43 pm
by Borderdawg
Well dip me in shit and fry me for a hush puppy!
Re: Thread for random exclamations....
Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2014 10:40 pm
by KoolBak
Butter my buns and call me a biscuit!
Re: Thread for random exclamations....
Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2014 11:42 pm
by DirtyDishSoap
Sweet sassy molassy!
Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
Mother of God!
Re: Thread for random exclamations....
Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2014 10:53 am
by 2dimes
DirtyDishSoap wrote: Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
Splain why the left turn at the end there?
Re: Thread for random exclamations....
Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2014 11:08 am
by Serbia
Bacon on a stick!
Bollocks.
Re: Thread for random exclamations....
Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2014 12:49 pm
by DirtyDishSoap
2dimes wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote: Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
Splain why the left turn at the end there?
starcraft thing
Re: Thread for random exclamations....
Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2014 11:13 pm
by 2dimes
Nice to see your text. How are ya?
Re: Thread for random exclamations....
Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 9:24 am
by tzor
Wholly Guacamole!
Actually a product, but they have concession stands at Yankee Stadium!
Re: Thread for random exclamations....
Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 10:01 pm
by Dukasaur
I have had a very bad day.
Re: Thread for random exclamations....
Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 7:07 am
by notyou2
Holy f*ck Batman
Re: Thread for random exclamations....
Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 9:53 pm
by tkr4lf
Christ on a cracker!
Son of a whore!
Well I'll be an inmate's bitch!
Re: Thread for random exclamations....
Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 6:58 am
by Dukasaur
Son-of-a-how-ah! (Entirely distinct from Son of a Whore if you can manage the accent.)
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:35 am