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Thread for random exclamations....

Postby KoolBak on Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:35 am

So I'd like to increase my repertoire.......anyone got any good ones they use or have heard?

For many years I've loved

Christ on a crutch! and
f*ck me running!
Jesus Jumped up Christ! is a good one too..

From futurama I think-

Sweet Zombie Jesus!

And I just heard for the first time the other day

Fuck-a-doodle-doo! lmao

Let's hear em......maybe find some new stuff to work into my daily life, wherein I am constantly surprised.....lol
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Postby Frito Bandito on Tue Sep 23, 2014 9:11 am

Holy jumping up and down Martha!
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Postby tzor on Tue Sep 23, 2014 9:33 am

This one comes from my saintly mother: Sugar, Molasses and Snowballs!
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Postby BoganGod on Tue Sep 23, 2014 9:40 am

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Postby 2dimes on Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:21 am

Anyone else ever notice how much more powerful the ones with Jesus are? I find that intriguing. It's not even a correct name since the man predates the english language by hundreds of years and the letter "J" by around 1500 years. Still those ones have a real meaty feel.

Sorry. I'll try to remember the cool new euphemisms my kids are bringing back from school.

I think "What the f*ck over?" Is pretty funny. After I got a radio license and was still extraordinarily skilled at everyday swearing I had to be careful to avoid getting a CRTC fine.
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Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Sep 23, 2014 11:11 am

On the Jesus theme, I liked Tom Robbins "Jesus H. Christ on a Harley Davidson!".
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Postby Army of GOD on Tue Sep 23, 2014 1:37 pm

jesus tittyfucking christ
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Postby Endgame422 on Tue Sep 23, 2014 2:33 pm

Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick.
Oh my stars and garters..
Holy cats!
Well shit on a shingle
Cheese n rice.
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Re: Thread for random exclamations....

Postby tzor on Tue Sep 23, 2014 2:41 pm

Fluffy Lumpy Pumpkin Pot Stickers!

No Shit, Sherlock!

Bullshit! Clarkson Still Sucks!*

*(Yea, I know, but I'm from R.P.I. we say that all the time even when it's not Clarkson that's playing.)
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Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Sep 23, 2014 2:53 pm

Oh, Panty-Girdles!
And remember what the poet said – “in booty there is loot, and in loot booty.” Or sump’n like that.
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Postby Army of GOD on Tue Sep 23, 2014 3:01 pm

tzor wrote:Fluffy Lumpy Pumpkin Pot Stickers!

No Shit, Sherlock!

Bullshit! Clarkson Still Sucks!*

*(Yea, I know, but I'm from R.P.I. we say that all the time even when it's not Clarkson that's playing.)


I went to Clarkson. Clarkson always sucks.
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Postby notyou2 on Fri Sep 26, 2014 10:53 pm

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Postby mrswdk on Sat Sep 27, 2014 8:00 am

STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM NOW WE'RE HERE
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Postby Borderdawg on Sat Sep 27, 2014 2:43 pm

Well dip me in shit and fry me for a hush puppy!
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Re: Thread for random exclamations....

Postby KoolBak on Sat Sep 27, 2014 10:40 pm

Butter my buns and call me a biscuit!
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sat Sep 27, 2014 11:42 pm

Sweet sassy molassy!

Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!

Mother of God!
ManBungalow wrote:For BBS, I recommend he get more DDS. That way, he won't experience such jealous BJ's.

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Re: Thread for random exclamations....

Postby 2dimes on Sun Sep 28, 2014 10:53 am

DirtyDishSoap wrote:
Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!

Splain why the left turn at the end there?
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Postby Serbia on Sun Sep 28, 2014 11:08 am

Bacon on a stick!

Bollocks.
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sun Sep 28, 2014 12:49 pm

2dimes wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:
Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!

Splain why the left turn at the end there?

starcraft thing
ManBungalow wrote:For BBS, I recommend he get more DDS. That way, he won't experience such jealous BJ's.

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Postby 2dimes on Sun Sep 28, 2014 11:13 pm

Nice to see your text. How are ya?
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Postby tzor on Mon Sep 29, 2014 9:24 am

Wholly Guacamole!

Actually a product, but they have concession stands at Yankee Stadium!
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Re: Thread for random exclamations....

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Sep 30, 2014 10:01 pm

I have had a very bad day.
Avoid petty laws and useless officials.
Balance personal rights with social duties.
Prize truth — beauty — love — seeking harmony with the infinite.
Be not a cancer on the earth — Leave room for nature — Leave room for nature.
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Postby notyou2 on Wed Oct 01, 2014 7:07 am

Holy f*ck Batman
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Re: Thread for random exclamations....

Postby tkr4lf on Wed Oct 01, 2014 9:53 pm

Christ on a cracker!

Son of a whore!

Well I'll be an inmate's bitch!
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Postby Dukasaur on Thu Oct 02, 2014 6:58 am

Son-of-a-how-ah! (Entirely distinct from Son of a Whore if you can manage the accent.)
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