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Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2014 10:29 am**

Eric Holder is stepping down. Rumor has it that he is exploring a possible Vice Presidential bid with Anthony Weiner.

The extremely popular Weiner/Holder ticket.

Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2014 10:35 am**

I hear that they will actually be aligned with the Tea Bagging party.

--Andy

Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2014 10:42 am**

I would vote for Weiner for President.

Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2014 12:22 pm**

Many politicians are Weiners.

Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2014 12:40 pm**

This is so wrong I don't even know where to begin.

Well, I might as well start with the obvious. Anthony Weiner was (and I assume still is) a Clinton Supporter.

I think it is intuitively obvious to a casual observer (read this book if you don't understand why) that he has a snowball's chance in Hawaii of getting the nomination (or anything else) as long as Obama has say on the matter.

Second, this is a get out the vote ploy. He's still got the job until the Senate confirms his replacement. There is a good chance the Democrats could loose the Senate. The threat of loosing the greatest civil rights Attorney General and all of his wonderful gains might draw votes in swing states.

And speaking of both Holder and Clinton Supporters (paging Mr. Cuomo) ... Holder Backs Lawsuit Against Cuomo For Failing To Provide Legal Counsel To The Poor.

Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2014 1:59 pm**

tzor wrote:#-o This is so wrong I don't even know where to begin.

Well, I might as well start with the obvious. Anthony Weiner was (and I assume still is) a Clinton Supporter.

I think it is intuitively obvious to a casual observer (read this book if you don't understand why) that he has a snowball's chance in Hawaii of getting the nomination (or anything else) as long as Obama has say on the matter.

Second, this is a get out the vote ploy. He's still got the job until the Senate confirms his replacement. There is a good chance the Democrats could loose the Senate. The threat of loosing the greatest civil rights Attorney General and all of his wonderful gains might draw votes in swing states.

And speaking of both Holder and Clinton Supporters (paging Mr. Cuomo) ... Holder Backs Lawsuit Against Cuomo For Failing To Provide Legal Counsel To The Poor.

WHOOOSH!!!

Post of the year Tzor.

PS: I thought you were some sort of journalist? Or did you loose that job?

Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2014 2:02 pm**

patches70 wrote:Eric Holder is stepping down. Rumor has it that he is exploring a possible Vice Presidential bid with Anthony Weiner.

The extremely popular Weiner/Holder ticket.

Patches, can you text me a link?

Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2014 2:05 pm**

tzor wrote:Second, this is a get out the vote ploy. He's still got the job until the Senate confirms his replacement. There is a good chance the Democrats could loose the Senate. The threat of loosing the greatest civil rights Attorney General and all of his wonderful gains might draw votes in swing states.

Seems a bit of stretch to suggest that what's going to drive the vote in November is the fear that our Attorney General might not be black anymore.

Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2014 2:15 pm**

notyou2 wrote:
patches70 wrote:Eric Holder is stepping down. Rumor has it that he is exploring a possible Vice Presidential bid with Anthony Weiner.

The extremely popular Weiner/Holder ticket.

Patches, can you text me a link?

Yeah, just go to punsandjokesfun.com.

It appears that some may not have gotten the joke, somehow.

Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2014 2:20 pm**

patches70 wrote:
notyou2 wrote:
patches70 wrote:Eric Holder is stepping down. Rumor has it that he is exploring a possible Vice Presidential bid with Anthony Weiner.

The extremely popular Weiner/Holder ticket.

Patches, can you text me a link?

Yeah, just go to punsandjokesfun.com.

It appears that some may not have gotten the joke, somehow.

That's a sexting site.

Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2014 2:29 pm**

In light of-

tzor wrote:The threat of loosing the greatest civil rights Attorney General and all of his wonderful gains

I just have no choice but to make some more fun of Eric "no prosection" Holder-
Be warned, this might spoil your lunch.

show

Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2014 2:31 pm**

notyou2 wrote:
patches70 wrote:
notyou2 wrote:
patches70 wrote:Eric Holder is stepping down. Rumor has it that he is exploring a possible Vice Presidential bid with Anthony Weiner.

The extremely popular Weiner/Holder ticket.

Patches, can you text me a link?

Yeah, just go to punsandjokesfun.com.

It appears that some may not have gotten the joke, somehow.

That's a sexting site.

Yeah, well, ya gotta go to where the Weiner likes to hang out to find the Holder.

Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2014 3:34 pm**

notyou2 wrote:PS: I thought you were some sort of journalist? Or did you loose that job?

No, I'm a computer programmer, working as a contractor for a company that delivers financial market data to all sorts of institutions. That company is famous for being a news agency. I do tend to be the editor of my local Knights of Columbus newsletters and I post a weekly Knights of Columbus column in the local Church Bulletin.

Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2014 3:38 pm**

Metsfanmax wrote:Seems a bit of stretch to suggest that what's going to drive the vote in November is the fear that our Attorney General might not be black anymore.

If you can think of another key critical liberal hot button issue that can rally their base, let me know.

Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2014 4:30 pm**

tzor wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:Seems a bit of stretch to suggest that what's going to drive the vote in November is the fear that our Attorney General might not be black anymore.

If you can think of another key critical liberal hot button issue that can rally their base, let me know.

That's the problem. Liberals don't actually care about anything.

Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2014 5:50 pm**

DoomYoshi wrote:
tzor wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:Seems a bit of stretch to suggest that what's going to drive the vote in November is the fear that our Attorney General might not be black anymore.

If you can think of another key critical liberal hot button issue that can rally their base, let me know.

That's the problem. Liberals don't actually care about anything.

Effin commies.

Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2014 7:01 pm**

This reminds of the classicColemanballs comment "The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey"...

Posted: **Fri Sep 26, 2014 2:18 pm**

So, I read this blog:
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2014/09/obama_forbids_fbi_to_use_religion_in_identifying_terror_threats_as_isis_recruits_openly_in_us_mosques.html

The FBI has been handcuffed in terms of investigating religious extremists in mosques, as a result of guidelines put out by the attorney general earlier this year.

So I was thinking. What are these guidelines put down earlier this year?

To put this in context, here is what the FBI said in 2008:
http://www.fbi.gov/news/testimony/attorney-general-guidelines-for-domestic-fbi-operations

The issue of how investigators may take race, ethnicity, or religion into account during an investigation is a difficult question, but it is not a new question. We have long recognized that it is not feasible to prohibit outright the consideration of race, ethnicity or religion—the description of a suspect may include the race of the perpetrator, and groups (such as Aryan Brotherhood, La Cosa Nostra, or the IRA) that are under investigation may have membership criteria that tie to race, ethnicity, or religion. But it is also the case that it cannot be, and should not be, permissible to open an investigation based only on an individual’s perceived race, ethnicity, or religion. We believe that the balance struck in 2003 in this regard—reflected in the Attorney General’s Guidance Regarding the Use of Race by Federal Law Enforcement Agencies—is the appropriate one, and we have not changed that balance.

You can find the actual guidelines here:
http://www.justice.gov/sites/default/files/ag/legacy/2008/10/03/guidelines.pdf

Notice there is no mention of religion anywhere. Also, those guidelines are from 2008 - the last time they were changed.

In other words, FOX News completely fabricated a story based on nothing. Now look at how many sites have copied the story:
https://www.google.ca/search?q=fbi+handcucff+isis&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&gfe_rd=cr&ei=b7slVO2fJsuC8QfsloHgCA

Every link on page 1 is the same story on a different site.

Yet Bill Simmons lost his job?

Posted: **Fri Sep 26, 2014 4:21 pm**

Emerson sounds like a nut.

It looks mostly like a one-man show. Under the "research center" category, the IPT's "reports" and other media are not from him and are infrequent, but his video appearances are much more frequent. He's also the one who started that claim about Obamer and the FBI. The IPT does not seem credible.

Posted: **Fri Sep 26, 2014 4:32 pm**

He is veritably a nut. In the lists of terrorists and terror groups, every group listed is a Muslim group. Now I don't deny that all Muslims are terrorists. In fact, on my way to get coffee this afternoon, the Muslim Students Association fired an M-13DD at me.

However, it seems incorrect to say that all terrorists are Muslims. For failure to recognize this Therefore I must declare that The Investigative Project on Terrorism is really just another hate organization, a Washington, DC based Westboro Baptist Church.

If FOX News read this post, the headline tomorrow would be: Obama approves Westboro Baptist Church location in DC.

Posted: **Fri Sep 26, 2014 4:34 pm**

DoomYoshi wrote:If FOX News read this post, the headline tomorrow would be: Obama approves Westboro Baptist Church location in DC.

They'll report on that once they've moved on from the latte salute.

Posted: **Fri Sep 26, 2014 8:24 pm**

DoomYoshi wrote:However, it seems incorrect to say that all terrorists are Muslims. For failure to recognize this Therefore I must declare that The Investigative Project on Terrorism is really just another hate organization, a Washington, DC based Westboro Baptist Church.

The people of the Westboro Baptist Church are rude, obnoxious, disgusting, and Un-Christian but I don't see them chopping anyone's head off in the most crude manner possible.

(I mean really, Madam Guillotine is over 200 years old. Even a battle axe is better than what those Islamic Extremists use.)

Posted: **Fri Sep 26, 2014 9:05 pm**

tzor wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:However, it seems incorrect to say that all terrorists are Muslims. For failure to recognize this Therefore I must declare that The Investigative Project on Terrorism is really just another hate organization, a Washington, DC based Westboro Baptist Church.

The people of the Westboro Baptist Church are rude, obnoxious, disgusting, and Un-Christian but I don't see them chopping anyone's head off in the most crude manner possible.

(I mean really, Madam Guillotine is over 200 years old. Even a battle axe is better than what those Islamic Extremists use.)

Yes, they should have let those journalists die in the humane methods those brown folk normally use, like IEDs.

Of course, even better would be if they killed people like we do here, using painless cocktails of unnamed drugs that sometimes cause hours' worth of convulsions.

Posted: **Fri Sep 26, 2014 10:49 pm**

tzor wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:However, it seems incorrect to say that all terrorists are Muslims. For failure to recognize this Therefore I must declare that The Investigative Project on Terrorism is really just another hate organization, a Washington, DC based Westboro Baptist Church.

The people of the Westboro Baptist Church are rude, obnoxious, disgusting, and Un-Christian but I don't see them chopping anyone's head off in the most crude manner possible.

(I mean really, Madam Guillotine is over 200 years old. Even a battle axe is better than what those Islamic Extremists use.)

I think you are wrong. I expect the scimitars they are using are vastly superior to a battleaxe.

Posted: **Fri Sep 26, 2014 10:56 pm**

DoomYoshi wrote:He is veritably a nut. In the lists of terrorists and terror groups, every group listed is a Muslim group. Now I don't deny that all Muslims are terrorists. In fact, on my way to get coffee this afternoon, the Muslim Students Association fired an M-13DD at me.

However, it seems incorrect to say that all terrorists are Muslims. For failure to recognize this Therefore I must declare that The Investigative Project on Terrorism is really just another hate organization, a Washington, DC based Westboro Baptist Church.

If FOX News read this post, the headline tomorrow would be: Obama approves Westboro Baptist Church location in DC.

If by "terrorists" you mean people who throw bombs at innocent civilians, I would suggest that the U.S. Air Force is the greatest terrorist organisation in the world.

Not to leave out the Russians, if I was 20 years older I would have to say the Russian Army takes the cake, but the USAF really has pulled ahead during my lifetime.

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